This chapter has been updated so that Raiuku's name is now, as it should be, Raiyu. SO SORRY RAIYU!!!!
Author's note: just to be sure, here are the teams
Team A: Link! Zelda! Mario! Peach! And NAvi!
"Team B: Young Link! Saria! Sariaka! Raiyu!And Tatl!
"Team C: Dark Link! Bowser! GAnnondof! Shadow MArio!And Tael!
"Team D: Raynor! Mensk! Kerrigan! Queen of Blades!And tinker!
"Team E: non-existant
"Team F: Princess Sarah! Miaku II! Ruto! [bob, by mistake] and Ella!
DAY 2
Aldrea: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: uuuun. zzzzzzz
Kit: brrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Everyone else: I'm Awake already!!!!
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Later, at breakfast
Aldrea: today we are going to celibrate diversity by playing games from all 3, er, kingdoms...
Kerrigan: wouldn't that involve us having a king?
QOB: no, we have a queen
Kerrigan: really? who?
QOB: me.
Kerrigan: oh, that's right. Yay! I get to be Queen!
Aldrea: umm, anyways... Teams A and B will begin with Mario Party. Teams C and D will begin with Target games from Hyrule. Teams E and F will play chess
Link: there is no team e.
Aldrea: make do. GO!
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Meanwhile:
???: should we indulge, sister?
?????: of course. Let's play chess.
???????: alright.
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Meanwhile, at the Mario Party game:
They game was beginning. Mario and PEach quietly picked up thier markers. Link grabbed Luigi, Zelda grabbed Daisy, Link grabed Bowser, and Raiyu grabbed Waluigi.
Saria: HEY! There's no more girls!!!
Sariaka: YEAH I DON'T WANNA BE A BOY!!!
To make it short, Saira ends up with Wario and Sariaka ends up with Thwomp Block.
Now, don't forget these assignments!
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MEanwhile, at the Shooting Targets game
Aldrea: which do y'all want, Slingshot or bow?
Tael: y'all? Y'ALL!
Aldrea: Vosotros.
Tael: heeheehee
Aldrea: you get a bow.
Tael tries unsuccessfully to lift the ultra-heavy bow that is 12 times her size
Aldrea: hee hee hee. Now, how'bout the rest of y'all?
D.Link: bow
Gannondorf: bow, but no light arrows, please
Bowser: slingshot.
D.link: SLINGSHOT?!?!
Bowser: i never learned to shoot a bow. We don't have many projectile weapons in my land. Just fireballs and FLUDD water packs.
S. MArio: same here
Raynor: bow.
Kerrigan: bow
QOB: bow'
Mensk: rook. I mean, bow.
tinker: darts
Aldread: we don't have any...
tinker: i brought my own blowdart gun
Kerrigan: in that case, shotgun
Raynor: gauss rifle
Mensk: golden pistol. What? I like James bond movies.
Aldrea: whatever. Let's start. There's a rupee game, an octerok game, and if you can't shoot too well, a treasure box game.
Bowser and S.Mario head to the treasure box game. Mensk, D.Link, Gannondorf, head to the octerock game. Raynor, KErrigan, QOB head to Rupee game
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Meanwhile, at the Treasure Box Game
Treasure Box Lady: oooh, for such a hunk as you, it's free
Bowser: what?
TBL: go out with me. pllease.
Bowser: NO!
TBL: i know you want me...
Bowser: AHHHHHHHHH
He runs from the shop.
S.Mario: how about for me?
TBL: you're too short. GEt in there. If i could i'd charge you 20 rupees.
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MEanwhile, inside MArio PArty
Daisy: MY TURN!
(daisy rolls dice)
Daisy: YAY! a 3!
Luigi: YAY! now you are close to the star!
Daisy: oh, no.I need a key
Luigi: here, have mine
(Luigi gives Daisy a key)
Bowser: here, have this mushroom so you are SURE to get the star!
(Bowser gives Daisy a golden mushroom)
Mario: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Peach: oh, let the boys fight.
Luigi: That's it i challange you to a duel!
(Luigi and Bowser enter a duel)
(Luigi has won the duel)
Luigi: HA!HAHA! I'ma Luigi, Numba one!
Bowser: you cheated.
Daisy: It's your turn, Sari
(thwamp block rolls)
Thwap: i got a 1. again. And i'm going backwards. WAAH!!
Waluigi: oh, come on, quit being such a baby. Here.
(Waluigi has given Thwomp Block 2 stars.)
Waluigi: now u r winning.
Thwonp: YAY
Waluigi: girls
(shark blows him off the board)
Luigi: who hit a chance square?
Mario: not me
Peach: not me
Daisy: not me
WArio: not me.
Thwomp: not me. Not Waluigi, either.
Baby Bowser: me.
(baby bowser has 100 stars)
(baby bowser has activated a crazy watch)
(last turn)
(baby bowser has activated a turn skip)
(baby boswer WINS!!! HOORA!!)
(exiting game)
Link: WHO WAS BABY BOWSER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
silence.
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Meanwhile, at the chess board
Aldrea(just came from the Hyrulian games): so. The different teams will each place one member at one side of each board. Or vid screem, since this is Holo chess.
(Sarah sits at terminal 1a)
(Miaku sits at terminal 2a)
(ruto sits at terminal 3a)
(Bob sits at terminal 4a)
(bob has left terminal 4a)
(Ella sits at terminal 4a)
(??? sits at terminal 1b)
(?????? sits at termial 2b)
(????? sits at terminal 3b)
(????? sits at terminal 4b)
(??? has logged in as Firerokz)
(????? has logged in as lovechic)
(?????? has logged in as racethewind)
(????? has logged in as Marbro)
Firechic: let's PLAY!!!
(Firerokz has beaten Sarah)
(Ella has beaten MArbro)
Marbro: I deserve a rematch!
Ella: tough.
(racethewind has beaten Miaku)
Miaku: some honor, beating me the first time i even touch the controls.
racethewind: Ho! Don't get all Ender on me!
[from Ender's Game- author]
(LoveLink has beaten Lovechic)
Lovechic: I let you win.
Miku: What's wrong with using "Ruto" as your Screen Name? And WHAT is up with your fixation on Sarah's Dad!
Ruto: no, this isn't like in Speaker for the Dead.
Miaku:...
Sarah: THAT'S SICK!!!!
(Ella has beaten Marbro again)
(Lela has beaten BroofMar)
(FAiry926 has beaten Imanumberone!)
(USUKLUIGI has beaten NOIDONTUDO)
(HAHAIWIN has beaen HOWDIDUKNIWIMLUIGI)
Ella: Because u SUK, that's why! I beat you in 3 MOVES!!!
Luigi: I don't think Castling is a real move...
Ella: It i. I don't think "ALLYOURPEICESDIEHAHA" is a real move!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: yeah... well...
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Meanwhile at the octorok game
Menck: I'm better at chess
D.Link: I win again!
Gannondorf: but she gave you Light Arrows!
D.Link:L hahahahahahahahahahaha
Mensk: Grr. Wait! Didn't I bring my Golden Gun
Mensk shoots a classic "Robin Hood" shot, only with bullets instead of arrows.
MEnsk: BEAT THAT LOSER!'
D.Link shoot him in the chest
Mensk: haha bullet-proof armor
D.link shoot him... you know.
Mensk; oohhh, scary, but i have special... protection... heeheehee
D.Link shoots him in the head, but misses and hits his hair instead
Mensk: OOH U SHOT MY HAIR!! MY GORGOUS HAIR!!! DIE SCUM!!!
they get in a fight, needless to say.
Gannon: zzzzz
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Meanwhile at the Rupee Game
Music: do do doo doo do doo dood odo do do dod od od do do dodaloodle doodaloodle do da do.
Music: do do do-do do do do-do do do do-do doodle doodle doodle doodle doodaloo.
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Meanwhile at the all-u-can-eat buffet
Oven: DIng!
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Meanwhile at the pool:
Water: splish splash
Drain: gurgle gurgle
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Meanwhile in the bedrooms
Maids: hmm hmm hmmhmmm hmm cleaning the emptey rooms da da da lalala
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Meanwhile in the backyard
Bird: tweet tweet
fountian: gurgle gurgle splash splash
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Meanwhile in the authoress's history class(during a binder check):
Authoress: WHERE ARE THEY?!?! Oh, don't tell me...
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Meanwhile in the Mortal Kombat ring
Music: MORTAL KOMBAT!! DOdo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo do do...
Raynor: Face yourself!
QOB: LET'S GET IT ON!!
Kerrigan: BOOOOOOO YAAAAAA
They fight. Kerrigan wins, as QOB ends up flying up to the rafters and sitting.)
Raynor: the offical rules say that...
QOB(flexes claws offhandadlu): What DO the rules say?
Raynor: gulp
Kerrigan: Hey that's not fair!
Raynor: Gulp
Kerrigan: Do the rules say what a great kisser you are?
Raynor: I am?
QOB: do they say i can attack the judge?
Raynor: gulp.
Kerrigan: (seductivly) What DO they say?
QOB: (menacingly) Yeah, Jim, what DO they say?
Raynor umm... heylookatthetimeigottagobye
Raynor runs out of the room. Kerrigan and QOB high-five.
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Later, at dinner
Aldrea: Atention! Shall i call Kit?
All: NO!
All become silent
Aldrea: thank you. We had an activity planned for tonight, but it's hot and i'm tired, so just go to bed. Thank you, goodnight.
Aldrea leaves.
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Later, in the rooms
Sariaka is board, and wide awake. So is KErrigan. So they decide to switch beds. Raynor is still missing when they both climb out their windows and walk across the lawn to each other's windows.
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Even Later
Sariaka is hot. She is wearing her lightst silk nightie. 'So sleep naked, then. You've done it many times before. The boys can't see you, anyways.'
Kerrigan is hot. She decides to steal one of Sariaka's nighties.
Ok, I will post Day 3, and this will all make sense. REVIEW!!
Author's note: just to be sure, here are the teams
Team A: Link! Zelda! Mario! Peach! And NAvi!
"Team B: Young Link! Saria! Sariaka! Raiyu!And Tatl!
"Team C: Dark Link! Bowser! GAnnondof! Shadow MArio!And Tael!
"Team D: Raynor! Mensk! Kerrigan! Queen of Blades!And tinker!
"Team E: non-existant
"Team F: Princess Sarah! Miaku II! Ruto! [bob, by mistake] and Ella!
DAY 2
Aldrea: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: uuuun. zzzzzzz
Kit: brrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Everyone else: I'm Awake already!!!!
-------------------------
Later, at breakfast
Aldrea: today we are going to celibrate diversity by playing games from all 3, er, kingdoms...
Kerrigan: wouldn't that involve us having a king?
QOB: no, we have a queen
Kerrigan: really? who?
QOB: me.
Kerrigan: oh, that's right. Yay! I get to be Queen!
Aldrea: umm, anyways... Teams A and B will begin with Mario Party. Teams C and D will begin with Target games from Hyrule. Teams E and F will play chess
Link: there is no team e.
Aldrea: make do. GO!
-----------------------
Meanwhile:
???: should we indulge, sister?
?????: of course. Let's play chess.
???????: alright.
------------------------
Meanwhile, at the Mario Party game:
They game was beginning. Mario and PEach quietly picked up thier markers. Link grabbed Luigi, Zelda grabbed Daisy, Link grabed Bowser, and Raiyu grabbed Waluigi.
Saria: HEY! There's no more girls!!!
Sariaka: YEAH I DON'T WANNA BE A BOY!!!
To make it short, Saira ends up with Wario and Sariaka ends up with Thwomp Block.
Now, don't forget these assignments!
-------------------------
MEanwhile, at the Shooting Targets game
Aldrea: which do y'all want, Slingshot or bow?
Tael: y'all? Y'ALL!
Aldrea: Vosotros.
Tael: heeheehee
Aldrea: you get a bow.
Tael tries unsuccessfully to lift the ultra-heavy bow that is 12 times her size
Aldrea: hee hee hee. Now, how'bout the rest of y'all?
D.Link: bow
Gannondorf: bow, but no light arrows, please
Bowser: slingshot.
D.link: SLINGSHOT?!?!
Bowser: i never learned to shoot a bow. We don't have many projectile weapons in my land. Just fireballs and FLUDD water packs.
S. MArio: same here
Raynor: bow.
Kerrigan: bow
QOB: bow'
Mensk: rook. I mean, bow.
tinker: darts
Aldread: we don't have any...
tinker: i brought my own blowdart gun
Kerrigan: in that case, shotgun
Raynor: gauss rifle
Mensk: golden pistol. What? I like James bond movies.
Aldrea: whatever. Let's start. There's a rupee game, an octerok game, and if you can't shoot too well, a treasure box game.
Bowser and S.Mario head to the treasure box game. Mensk, D.Link, Gannondorf, head to the octerock game. Raynor, KErrigan, QOB head to Rupee game
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Meanwhile, at the Treasure Box Game
Treasure Box Lady: oooh, for such a hunk as you, it's free
Bowser: what?
TBL: go out with me. pllease.
Bowser: NO!
TBL: i know you want me...
Bowser: AHHHHHHHHH
He runs from the shop.
S.Mario: how about for me?
TBL: you're too short. GEt in there. If i could i'd charge you 20 rupees.
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MEanwhile, inside MArio PArty
Daisy: MY TURN!
(daisy rolls dice)
Daisy: YAY! a 3!
Luigi: YAY! now you are close to the star!
Daisy: oh, no.I need a key
Luigi: here, have mine
(Luigi gives Daisy a key)
Bowser: here, have this mushroom so you are SURE to get the star!
(Bowser gives Daisy a golden mushroom)
Mario: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Peach: oh, let the boys fight.
Luigi: That's it i challange you to a duel!
(Luigi and Bowser enter a duel)
(Luigi has won the duel)
Luigi: HA!HAHA! I'ma Luigi, Numba one!
Bowser: you cheated.
Daisy: It's your turn, Sari
(thwamp block rolls)
Thwap: i got a 1. again. And i'm going backwards. WAAH!!
Waluigi: oh, come on, quit being such a baby. Here.
(Waluigi has given Thwomp Block 2 stars.)
Waluigi: now u r winning.
Thwonp: YAY
Waluigi: girls
(shark blows him off the board)
Luigi: who hit a chance square?
Mario: not me
Peach: not me
Daisy: not me
WArio: not me.
Thwomp: not me. Not Waluigi, either.
Baby Bowser: me.
(baby bowser has 100 stars)
(baby bowser has activated a crazy watch)
(last turn)
(baby bowser has activated a turn skip)
(baby boswer WINS!!! HOORA!!)
(exiting game)
Link: WHO WAS BABY BOWSER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
silence.
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Meanwhile, at the chess board
Aldrea(just came from the Hyrulian games): so. The different teams will each place one member at one side of each board. Or vid screem, since this is Holo chess.
(Sarah sits at terminal 1a)
(Miaku sits at terminal 2a)
(ruto sits at terminal 3a)
(Bob sits at terminal 4a)
(bob has left terminal 4a)
(Ella sits at terminal 4a)
(??? sits at terminal 1b)
(?????? sits at termial 2b)
(????? sits at terminal 3b)
(????? sits at terminal 4b)
(??? has logged in as Firerokz)
(????? has logged in as lovechic)
(?????? has logged in as racethewind)
(????? has logged in as Marbro)
Firechic: let's PLAY!!!
(Firerokz has beaten Sarah)
(Ella has beaten MArbro)
Marbro: I deserve a rematch!
Ella: tough.
(racethewind has beaten Miaku)
Miaku: some honor, beating me the first time i even touch the controls.
racethewind: Ho! Don't get all Ender on me!
[from Ender's Game- author]
(LoveLink has beaten Lovechic)
Lovechic: I let you win.
Miku: What's wrong with using "Ruto" as your Screen Name? And WHAT is up with your fixation on Sarah's Dad!
Ruto: no, this isn't like in Speaker for the Dead.
Miaku:...
Sarah: THAT'S SICK!!!!
(Ella has beaten Marbro again)
(Lela has beaten BroofMar)
(FAiry926 has beaten Imanumberone!)
(USUKLUIGI has beaten NOIDONTUDO)
(HAHAIWIN has beaen HOWDIDUKNIWIMLUIGI)
Ella: Because u SUK, that's why! I beat you in 3 MOVES!!!
Luigi: I don't think Castling is a real move...
Ella: It i. I don't think "ALLYOURPEICESDIEHAHA" is a real move!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: yeah... well...
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Meanwhile at the octorok game
Menck: I'm better at chess
D.Link: I win again!
Gannondorf: but she gave you Light Arrows!
D.Link:L hahahahahahahahahahaha
Mensk: Grr. Wait! Didn't I bring my Golden Gun
Mensk shoots a classic "Robin Hood" shot, only with bullets instead of arrows.
MEnsk: BEAT THAT LOSER!'
D.Link shoot him in the chest
Mensk: haha bullet-proof armor
D.link shoot him... you know.
Mensk; oohhh, scary, but i have special... protection... heeheehee
D.Link shoots him in the head, but misses and hits his hair instead
Mensk: OOH U SHOT MY HAIR!! MY GORGOUS HAIR!!! DIE SCUM!!!
they get in a fight, needless to say.
Gannon: zzzzz
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Meanwhile at the Rupee Game
Music: do do doo doo do doo dood odo do do dod od od do do dodaloodle doodaloodle do da do.
Music: do do do-do do do do-do do do do-do doodle doodle doodle doodle doodaloo.
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Meanwhile at the all-u-can-eat buffet
Oven: DIng!
-----------------------------------
Meanwhile at the pool:
Water: splish splash
Drain: gurgle gurgle
-----------------------------------
Meanwhile in the bedrooms
Maids: hmm hmm hmmhmmm hmm cleaning the emptey rooms da da da lalala
-----------------------------------
Meanwhile in the backyard
Bird: tweet tweet
fountian: gurgle gurgle splash splash
------------------------------------
Meanwhile in the authoress's history class(during a binder check):
Authoress: WHERE ARE THEY?!?! Oh, don't tell me...
------------------------------------
Meanwhile in the Mortal Kombat ring
Music: MORTAL KOMBAT!! DOdo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo do do...
Raynor: Face yourself!
QOB: LET'S GET IT ON!!
Kerrigan: BOOOOOOO YAAAAAA
They fight. Kerrigan wins, as QOB ends up flying up to the rafters and sitting.)
Raynor: the offical rules say that...
QOB(flexes claws offhandadlu): What DO the rules say?
Raynor: gulp
Kerrigan: Hey that's not fair!
Raynor: Gulp
Kerrigan: Do the rules say what a great kisser you are?
Raynor: I am?
QOB: do they say i can attack the judge?
Raynor: gulp.
Kerrigan: (seductivly) What DO they say?
QOB: (menacingly) Yeah, Jim, what DO they say?
Raynor umm... heylookatthetimeigottagobye
Raynor runs out of the room. Kerrigan and QOB high-five.
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Later, at dinner
Aldrea: Atention! Shall i call Kit?
All: NO!
All become silent
Aldrea: thank you. We had an activity planned for tonight, but it's hot and i'm tired, so just go to bed. Thank you, goodnight.
Aldrea leaves.
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Later, in the rooms
Sariaka is board, and wide awake. So is KErrigan. So they decide to switch beds. Raynor is still missing when they both climb out their windows and walk across the lawn to each other's windows.
--------------------------------------
Even Later
Sariaka is hot. She is wearing her lightst silk nightie. 'So sleep naked, then. You've done it many times before. The boys can't see you, anyways.'
Kerrigan is hot. She decides to steal one of Sariaka's nighties.
Ok, I will post Day 3, and this will all make sense. REVIEW!!