Author's note: I finally found a good writing style: RPG chat room! but for long explinations i will use paragraphs.
For those of you who have never been to an RPG chat room (:-( ):
:: this is an action between the doublecolons ::
this is a statement
*this is a thought because i fell like it.*

Oh, and today, nothing goes wrong by accident...

MORNING OF THE FOURTH DAY

Team A's bedroom
Navi: Rise and shine, everyone!
Link: :: squishes Navi ::
Navi: :: dodges ::
Peach: that's not nice...
Link: like i care.
Navi: :: hits him with a giant spatula::
Link: ow!!!!!
Navi: teach you.

LATER

Link: I can't find my master sword.
Navi: like i care
Zelda: OHNO THATSHORRIBLEWEHAVETOFINDITNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
Peach: too much coffee?
Mario: no coffee.
Peach: then the master sword must be pretty important
Zelda:OFCOURSEITISHENEEDSITODEFEATGANNONDORFITISTHESWORDOFTIMEFORTHEHEROOFTIME IFSOMEONESTOLEITWEAREALLDOOMED! DOOMED! DOOOOOOMED!
Peach: Zelda! Breath!
Zelda: ::passes out::
Mario: heeheehee
Link: ::uses Din's fire accedentally::
Mario: ::burned black:: is the sword like that too?
Link: yup
Peach: we need to go to breakfast now...
Link: you go i have to find my sword!!!
Jennifer: :: throught the window:: heeheehee i love seeing them get fried like that...
?????: heeheehee run little cuccus run!
??????: oh yeah? ell, watch THIS!!

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Team B's bedroom

Sariaka: :: wakes up with a wolf by her feet :: Oh, raiyu, must you?
Raiyu(wolf): ::nods::
Sariaka: well, turn back. I'm going to get changes. ::leaves for bathroom::
Sariaka: ::returns, dressed:: what? still a wolf? It's nearly breakfast time!
Raiyu: ::strains visibly with no result. Looks puzzled. Turns into a monkey. Turns into a hawk. Turns into a parrot:: I can't, I can't, awk!
Saria: what? CAn't what? What is going on?
Sariaka: he can't change back?
Saria: back to what? from what? where is he?
parrot: i'm a shapeshifter, i'm a shapeshifter, awk!
Saria: oh. Is that all? Here. :: pets him ::

?????: you DID suspend her sagely powers, right?
??????: of course, sister. That was the FIRST thing i did!
?????: heeheeheeheehee.

Saria: now try it.
parrot: :: tries, but nothing happens ::
Saria: WHAT? Here, Sariaka, take this and play this song... ::teaches her Saria's song.::
Sariaka: ::plays song:: ::nothing happens::
Saria: DRAT! my sagely powers have been suspended!
Y.Link: Link lost his sword!
Saria: how do you know?
Y.Link: ...
Sariaka: well, i'm going to breakfast. You coming?
Y.link: yumyum eatemup!
Saria: sure, why not.
Parrot: ok ok awk!
Tatl: i'm going to help Link find his sword.

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Team C';s bedroom

Tael: heeheehee i'm going to breakfast
Gannon: zzz
Bowser: zzz
S.Mario:zzz
D.Link: zzz
Teal: I"M NOT AN ALARM CLOCK!!! :: leaves::

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Team D's bedroom

Kerrigan: ::wakes up, notices she is the Queen of Blades:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
QOB: ::wakes up, notices she is KErrigan:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
MEnsk: ::wakes up :: you two ok? Kerrogan?
QOB: I'm the Queen of Blades!
Mensk: no your not. u 2 are trying to fool me. I'm going to breakfast.
Kerrigan: We DID switch!
Mensk: how can you tell?
Kerrigan and QOB: ()._. (sweatdrop)

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Team F's bedroom

Sarah: BOB ATE ELLA!!!!
Bob: grrr
Ella: ::in bob:: HELP! HELP!!
Miaku: let's slice the devil open!
Ruto: Miaku! Violence is Wrong!
Maiku: look who's talking, Mrs. "ohh, let's go to war with the King!"
Ruto: HE KIDNAPPED YOU!!
Miaku: no he didn't we ran away.
Ruto: oh. don't i feel foolish. Um... right.
Sarah: this is facinating but WHAT ABOUT ELLA?!?!?!?!?
Miaku: I take it Bob doesn't want breakfast?
Ruto: he already ate.
Sarah: ok. breakfst. Then we can think straight.

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BREAFAST

Aldrea: when you finish eating, we are having a complaint hearing to deal with all of these problems. Please line up.
:: STAMPEDE!!!!! ::
Aldrea: ohh boy. Let's get started. Me, Kit, and our guest, Yin the white dragon, will be inside. Jenny, you can be riot squad, since you have no complaints.

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COMPLAINTS

Notice: since Kit is still a baby, sort of, she can only thouht-speak in * * style, unlike Yin who can speak English well enough.

Tael: I AM NOT AN ALARM CLOCK
Yin: we know that. you must be in harmony if you want to keep your job.
Kit: *yeah. Quit whining.*
Aldrea: why do you say that? Part of your JOB is to wake them all up!
Tael: yeah, well...
Aldrea: NEXT!!!

Kerrigan/QOB: WE SWITCHED PLACES!!
Yin:Lovely. How nice.
Kerrigan/QOB: NOT ON PURPOSE YOU DOLT
Yin: ::roasts them::
Kit: *YAY! Teachmeteachmeteachme!*
Aldrea: Please don't, she's bad enough as it. Anyways, what do you want me to do about it?
Yin: perhaps this is due to an imbalece of the Yang force, which nature is trying to fix by switching the yin and yang forces within you. Ms. Blades, you have a large amount of the yang force, normall, so now you have a large amount of the Yin force. Allow yourself to be yin and yang shall be restored to you.
QOB: umm, ok.
Kerrigan: right...
Aldrea: NEXT!!!

Sarah: BOB ATE ELLA!!
Yin: how'd she taste?
bob: *goodgoodgoodyummy*
Kit: *i wanna eat a fairy!*
Aldrea: lket's not get off topic. Did you try the hiemlic?
Sarah: the WHAT?!?!
Aldrea: here, like this. ::does the Hiemlich Menouver on Bob, causing Ella to fly out and hit Sarah in the eye::
SaraH: EEEEWWWW!!! GROSS!!! ::runs out::
Aldrea: NEXT!!!

Zelda: LINKCAN'TFINDHISMASTERSWORDANDHENEEDSITTOSAVEHYRULEANDSOMEONETOOKITANDWECAN'TFINDITAND...
Yin: breath, my child. What is it that has gone wrong?
Zelda: The master sword is missing.
Yin: WHAT?!?! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! That sword was bore by Confucious, Buddha, AND Lao Xi, and it slew the great dragon that created the world!
Zelda: no, i don't think it's THAT master sword.
Yin: oh. What is this sword?
Zelda: it is the sword that belongs to the Hero of Time, and with it, he slew Gannondorf and saved Hyrule!
Yin: mayhap he took it back from that little boy.
Zelda: who? GANNON?
Yin: no, the Hero of Time probably took his sword back.
Zelda: LINK IS THE HERO OF TIME!!!
Yin: oh. Since when?
Zelda: since forever.
Aldrea: not true. He was only the Hero-of-time-to-be until he drew the Master Sword.
Zelda: A technicality. That brings me back to my point: THE MASTER SWORD IS GONE!!!!!!
Aldrea: we'll keep an eye out for it. Next!!!

Mensk: Raynor has been missing a while. Just to let you know.
Aldrea: k thanx. NEXT!!!

Sariaka: RAIYU CAN'T CHANGE BACK INTO
A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aldrea: He shapeshifts?!?!?!
Sariaa: yes.
Kit: *I WANNA SHAPESHIFT!!!*
Yin: you are being annoying, young one. I can shapeshift. It tires me, though. Perhaps... he is simply tired.
Sariaka: but he can shift between animal forms!
Yin: perhaps he has gone to the yang side. We must be ver careful, for it is easy for a shifter to be overtaken by the Yang side and become a lord of the shift.
Sariaka: what shall i do, oh yin one?
Yin: you shall administer a test and watch closly. I shall put the knowladge of this test into your mind.
Sariaka: oh, thank you, Yin. ::bows and leaves backwards::
Yin:heeheehee
Aldrea: NEXT!!!

Jennifer: i think you should see this...
All hell has broken loose in the room
some random quotes Alldrea caught:
"K grab the bonb flower... carefully... no RUN!!! NO! Duck and cover!"
"I'll get you! "
"BRING BACK THE PRINCESS!!!"
"Which one?!?!?!"
"help"
"you know i need somebody"
"help"
"not just abybody!"
"help"
"you know i need someone"
"heelp me"
"TAKE THAT!"
"I am NOT rich aurilia in disguise!!"
"WHERE'S MY SWORD!!"
"Here, take mine"
"NO!! NOT LIGHT ARROWS!!!"
"doodoodoo,doodoodoo, doodoodoo doooo doo. doo doo doo doodoodoo, dooooooooo doo doodoodoo, doodoodoo, doodoodoo,doodoodoo doo doo."
"NEigh!"
"doo da doo, dooo da doo"
"STOP SINGING! I KNOW YOUR SONG! I ONLY WANTED MY HORSE!!!"
"doodoodoo doodoodoo doodoodoodoodoo doodoodoodoodoo, doodoodoodoo"
"YOU TOOO STUPID X-SAGE!!"
"HAY THAT's MY BEST FIREND!!"
"HAY IS FOR EPONIA!":
"HOOT HOOT HOOT!!"
"GET THE BIRD!!!"
"STOP!!!"

Aldrea's shout was lost in the general din. (hey! I made a funny! unintentional pun... or did i just give away the plot? oops.)

Yin: I belive you all should be quiet now.
all: ::silent::
Yin: thank you., This young lady was about to speak?
Aldrea: Dinner is pizza tonight. you will all find a phone with a direct line to Papa Jhon's in your rooms. G'night!


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Later, in Team A's room

Navi: what kind of pizza do you want?
Link: who cares? HELP ME FIND M SWORD!!!!
Zelda: oh, stop it. Pineapple and Red Tecktite with Poe Sauce, please
Mario: Pinapple sounds good... and ham.
Peach: peach.
NAvi: ewww....

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MEanwhile, in team B's room
Tatl: what shuld i order?
Y.Link: Pizza, DUH!!
Saria: i think she means what KIND of pizza.
Y.Link: oh. Red tecitite and Poe sauce, please
Saria: veggie
Sariaka: Peperoni.
Raiyu: :: gestures to Saria and panomimes good pizza::
Tatl: so, one large veggie, and one med. half-peporoni and half-red tectite wih Poe sauce?
Sariaka: yep.
Y.Link: sounds good.
Saria: eww link how an you eat SPIDER?!?!?!
Y.Link: it happens to taste goos.

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Meanwhile in Team C's room
Teal: how about Mango sauce, burned crust, and hot sausages?
All else: sounds good!
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meanwhile in Team D's room

Tinker: so, do we order for Raynor?
Kerrigan(as QOB, member?):sounds goo. Get us a large Peperoni to split. Then i can tear it apart with my bare hands and make him run off again.
QOB (as kerrigan): Ooh, look at me, i suppose i'll get lipstick pizza so i can put it on and kiss him all over until he runs away in fright! ::makes kissy face noises::
Mensk: Pliain Cheese, please.

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Meanwhile, in Team E's room
Raynor: I'd like a large Peperoni, just like last night, and one goddess special. Oh, and could you get the place next door to deliver breakfast in the morning? They're not answering their phone. Thanx!
Jenny: Ok, Ante up.
?????: 12
Raynor: this is an ante, not a bet.
??????: yeah, Naryu, ANTE up, not BET up!
NAryu: go stuff it, Farorore.
Faroroea: DIn, you're not still mad that we had all the fun, are you?
Jenny.Din: no, of course not. But in a minute i WILL be mad if i can't PLAY SOME POKER!!!!
Raynor: ::sighs:: only 84 games left until they keep the crazy Kerrigan Twins off me for th rest of the trip...

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Meanwhile, in Team F's room

Ella: yes, I'd like one large with extra Anchovies, one small with ground beef, and one with just cheese.

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