DAY 7

0h, and i cannot upload at all until the 15th. THIS SUCKS!!!!
THIS IS NOT MY LIFE
THIS IS NOT MY HOME
THIS IS NOT ME
I HATE THIS!!!
Sorry, rockin out to Shawn Palmer Pro Snowboarder in my head. Will load Kazaa and begin playing other songs. Cosmic Castaway, MEssage in a Bottle, Losin my Religion... heh. I should look into the effects music has on the level of torture i inflict in this stupid fanfic...
Aldrea: RELEASE ME YOU FIEND!!
Oh, be quiet! I GAVE you a book to read! U KNOW you're stuck until i can upload the fic, or the whole thing will be ruined! Is Wicked by Gregory Maguire too boring or something? you can read Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, then...
Aldrea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHUT UP!!!! God, you're annoying. Did you, dear reader, ever have to live with your alter ego? IT DRIVES ME NUTS!!!!!

Anyways...

All: ::arrive::
Saria: Where are we?
Misty: I don't know... it feels familier...
Sariaka: THAT'S MY CREATOR'S HOUSE!!!!
Misty: ??
Saria: See, they briefed us a bit more than you... we ae all from some sort of video game or another in the authoress's realm, except Sairaka and Raiyu
Raiyu: That's where our co-creator lives.
Misty: Did the authoress create you?
Sariaka: yes
Raiyu: no
Sariaka: well, it was a joint project...
Raiyu: so we do not know who created what.
???: I can tell you. Both of you, the idea, and the script were the authoress's. your names were joint. Your images were Ariyah Chan's work.
Misty: who are you?
???: Allow me to intrduce myself. I am Sangre Joven.
Misty: oh. k. Are you going to help us?
Sangre: yes.
Misty: ok then.
Sangre: I will go speak to Ariyah. ::goes in house:: ::comes out:: k, you can all stay with her while you go on this quest.
All: ::go inside::
Ariyah: HI! OMG, is that you, Sari? Rai? OH MY GOD!!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Sariaka: Hi!
Ariyah: WOW!!! you two look better than I ever drew you!
Raiyu: thanx.
Aryah: And this must be.... ok, one rule: no evil people here. I'll hace to send you back, Bowser, Shadow MArio, Dark Link, ect.
Bowser: k. ::evil people dissapear::
Ariyah: and let's see, there's... Link!
Y.Link: Actually, I go by Young Link now.
Ariyah: ...
Y.Link: too much confusion with my future self...
Ariyah: ... I only played once
Y.Link: oh. Yeah. That's right. I STILL have the bruises, thankyouverymuch!
Ariyah: oh, yeah. Sorry. Well, see, I was trying to escape getting us blown up, and then the stuid rolling goron, and then later...
Y.Link: YOU FELL OFF DEATH MOUNTAIN FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!!!
Ariayh: AT LEAST I GOT DOWN!!!
Y.link: ...
Ariyah: anyways... and there's MArio, and Peach, and Zelda
Saira: do you recognise me?
Ariyah: and a green-haired link-like girl?
Saria: I'm SARIA, the SAGE of the FOREST! And I'm a KOKORI!!!
Ariyah: i knew that... I only played once!!
Y.Link: thank din
Ariyah: I HEARD THAT
Misty: so where deos the authoress live
Ariyah: OMG!!! MISTY!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!! POKEMON SUCKS!!!!! BAD ANIME IMPORTS!!!!!!! THE HORRORS!!!! POORLY DRAWN ANIME!!!!!
Misty: I AM EVERY BIT AS GOOD AS THAT STUPID MIYO GIRL!!!!!!!
Ariyah: no, u arn't. You area a stupid US import, just as bad as...
Sailor Moon(the stupid verison): HI!
Ariyah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME BAYLEY??? WHY??? WHY???
Authoress: DON'T USE MY NAME!!!!!!
Ariyah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOW ARE YOU IN MY HEAD???????
ME: oh. U R in my fanfic, that's why.
Ariyah: Really? Which one?
ME: Random insanity.
Ariyah: oh. YAY! I will qrite you into my fic right now!!!
Me: Just help them get to my house, K? Here, I'll do you up like on the Fog Fest
Ariyah: ::hair turns blue with wide silver streaks, is wearing a blue and white princess tiara thingh that encircles her head and has streamers hanging dows, and blue jeans, and a blue shrt, and looks strangely like a water nymph:: Oh thanx!
Me: your welcome
Sangre: Can we go? There's our ride out front ::a van has appeared, driven by a dude with clown makeup and a mowhawk:: Hi, Austin!
Austin: Sangre Joven? Cute. Spanish, huh?
Sangre: shhhhhhh they don't know yet.
Austin: oh. And you must be Ariyah Chan. Howdy, ma'am!
Sangre: I still own multiple excliamtion points...
Austin: and I have Vampiric dice
Ariyah: Like Miyo?
Sangre: not quite... everyone, hop in!
all: ::getn in van::
Ariyah: I'll give you directions

LATER

Van: ::arrives at house ::
All: ::storm room::
Room : :: emptey"::
All: HUH?
Sangre: Aldrea is in the closet reading Wicked.
Misty: how do u know?
Sangre: Ask Austin
Austin: The youngblood is apperently writing this fic from elsewhere, so let's just all go home
All but Misty and Austin: ::dissapear::
Scene: ::changes to a locked room::
Pikachu: Pika!
Austin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


There, that is the end because I say so. AUSTIN, ARIYAH YOU BETTER READ THIS!!!!