Tomorrow Never Dies
By: Mirri Night, Spirit of Shadows ^.~
CHAPTER NINE
A/N: Alright, I deserve sound verbal and/or physical [multiple] beatings for taking so long to put this chapter up. To make a very long story short, I had written this chapter already three months ago, but my computer screwed up so I sent it to our other computer to post it, but it had STUPID SQUARES BETWEEN EVERY F#$%#$%^%^$ING DIGIT IN THE ENTIRE F%^$%#$%*&#%$$#$%#&%ING DOCUMENT AND I HAD TO DELETE THEM ALL, ONE BY ONE!!! I eventually gave up on that and rewrote the entire damned chapter, even tho I had EXCELLENT fight scenes between Samus and Captain Falcon (and if you hear me praising my own work at all, then it must've been damn good). So here's Chapter Nine, re-written and very sucky. It's been awhile since I wrote part of this story, so I might have bad writing skills (O_o;; ) but bear with me, please, and sorry I kept you waiting for so long!!
As It Stands:
SECOND ROUND
Bowser: Winner of 1st Match
Falco: Out
Zelda: Winner of 2nd Match
Pikachu: Out
3rd:Samus vs Captain Falcon
4th:Ness vs Roy
5th:Marth vs Jigglypuff
6th: Mario vs Mewtwo
Zelda bit her lip as she and Bowser stared at the screen, waiting for Mr. Miyamoto to announce "GO" to Samus and Captain Falcon.
I guess it's a good thing they're at Brinstar. Samus should have the upper hand.
Zelda hurried over to the buffet and grabbed some popcorn and sodas (Dr. Pepper shall rule this damned planet), then settled down to watch the match.
Samus grinned maliciously at Falcon through her helmet. The lava beneath their small planet hissed witheringly, glowing eerily. She snarled at Captain Falcon, "You won't beat me this time, you damned arrogant pervert; *I'VE* got the upper hand now."
C. Falcon just grinned cheekily. "We'll see, babe."
Samus clenched her fist, every fiber of her being wanting to beat the shæt out of him.
Then Mr. Miyamoto's voice rumbled, "THREE…TWO…ONE…GO!"
Samus and Falcon lunged at each other; Samus' leg out in a kick, Falcon's arm extended in a punch. They both hit each other; Falcon's fist met Samus' helmet and slightly cracked the glass, and Samus' foot met his stomach. They both reeled backwards to catch their breath, then jumped at each other again.
Punch, block, punch, block, kick, block, kick, hit. Samus was surprised at how quick he was. Zelda gripped her seat as she watched Captain Falcon land a kick in her gut, then slammed her back with his elbow.
Samus kicked Falcon's face, then jumped back a bit and shot a missile at Falcon. He side-stepped the missile and started running at her. She jumped back a bit more, but Falcon reached her and landed another sweet punch in her face. She started flying off to the left, but then Kraig (the big monster-like thingie) popped up and slammed at the revolving rock they were on, and Samus landed on rock rather than on lava as a result. She struggled to stand up, but Falcon was running towards her again.
"COME ON, SAMUS, DAMNIT!" screamed Zelda at the TV.
"GO SAMUS!!" roared Bowser too.
After a moment's pause, Bowser looked at Zelda. "It's too bad she can't hear us."
Zelda grimaced. "Yeah." She gasped as Captain Falcon started to Falcon Kick Samus, but she rolled away just in time. Then she jumped up and shot another missile at Falcon's back. It hit him and he fell off the ledge, but grabbed on just in time and hauled himself up.
While he was pulling himself back up, Samus ran to the other side of the level and started charging her gun up. Falcon got up and punched her just as she finished charging--she didn't know if it had fully completed charging or not. Before he could grab her and punch her, then throw her over the ledge (lol, she knew it was coming, back off) she twisted her body and nailed two kicks in his face, sending him upwards, then did her Spin Attack into the air and sent him flying.
Captain Falcon recovered so quickly she almost lost her balance. Of course, then she DID lose her balance; Kraig slapped the slab of rock, and it started to rotate more to the left. She and Falcon had to jump more to the right in order not to fall right off into the lava.
And here he was, running as fast as he could at Samus; then he was pulling back his arm for the Falcon Punch…
Zelda screamed. Bowser was holding his breath. The crowd all gasped. Samus raised her gun.
Oh, PLEASE be fully charged, PLEASE Samus and Zelda begged inwardly.
Falcon's fist was coming towards her now; the flame of the Falcon Punch bird was starting to appear; his fist was coming closer…
Samus released the gun's tripper. It was fully charged!
The flame bird flickered and died as the blast of energy hit Captain Falcon; he went flying back over to the right side of the arena and into the lava.
"AND THE WINNER IIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS SAMUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!" Mr. Miyamoto screamed into the mike over the blasting crowd noises. People were cheering like hell; of course, most of them were disappointed that Falcon had lost (me not included :D), but Samus' win had been pretty damn cool.
Samus took off her helmet, still back on Brinstar, and smiled triumphantly at the camera. She was sweating like hell and her hair was really messed up, but she was happy on Brinstar and still happy as the transporter teleported her back.
When she walked into the lounge, Zelda ran over to her and they both started squealing.
"I BEAT HIM!"
"YOU BEAT HIM!"
"I WON!"
"I KNOW!"
"WOOOHOOOOO!!!"
"This is so great! I'm so proud of you!"
"I am too!!" Samus had a huge grin on her face and started dancing around the room.
When the euphoria of winning over him died down a bit (and after much screaming and hugging each other and Bowser), they settled down on the couch to watch the next match; Roy vs. Ness.
The TV went to a commercial break as Mr. Miyamoto has to fix another problem with the transporters, which didn't take very long to fix (or so they thought O_o). During the commercials, Samus said to Zelda, "Hey, transform to Sheik again."
"Why?" Zelda felt herself blush. In her opinion, her Sheik outfit was way too sexy to wear in public; it was tight and showed off her curves.
"Well, I took off my helmet…And I haven't examined you up close in your Sheik outfit…"
"Fine…" Zelda sighed, and closed her eyes to start the transformation. She crossed her arms and concentrated on it; the air around whipped quickly with shimmers, sparkles, and different colors. Her hair suddenly shortened and her clothes molded into different clothes. When she was done, she was Sheik.
Samus and Zelda/Sheik stood up, and Samus walked in circles around Sheik, examining her up and down. She peered at her red eye (the other one hidden with her newly shortened hair) and examined her new clothes and shortened hair (and Sheik prayed to God that she wasn't a lesbian).
Samus grinned. "Wow, you must've really fooled Ganondork in that outfit! Though, you should've changed your hair color."
"Yeah, I know." Sheik raised her arms to transform back.
"No…stay like that, willya?" Samus asked.
Sheik raised one eyebrow and gave her a weird look. If she's a lesbian…
"It's a lot more fun that being in a dress, you gotta admit."
She has a point. Sheik sat down and moved the scarf covering her mouth to her neck, so she could speak clearly. She also took her hat off and removed her hair from the scarf, so her hair touched her shoulders.
Bowser kept peering at her. In fact, he looked at her for so long that Zelda/Sheik snapped.
"The hell are you looking at!?" she barked at him, scowling.
Bowser gave his funky Bowser laugh. "Well, its obvious why Link likes you, that's all…"
That troubled the hell out of Sheik.
Then Mr. Miyamoto came back on the screen, saying, "Hello, and welcome back to this year's Super Smash Bros Melee Tournament!! Our next match is Roy, the hero who wields the fiery sword, against Ness, a psychic boy wonder! (Nobody ask what the hell I was on when I wrote this. I'll conveniently say nothing.) Let's get the fight STARTED!!!"
A/N: THAT'S ALL FOR CHAPTER NINE!! I honestly was going to write a lot more, and some stuff with Link and…stuff, and…uhm, more stuff, but I decided to get this out as quickly as I could. Next chapter: Link comes back, and Ness and Roy's fight!! ^_^
By: Mirri Night, Spirit of Shadows ^.~
CHAPTER NINE
A/N: Alright, I deserve sound verbal and/or physical [multiple] beatings for taking so long to put this chapter up. To make a very long story short, I had written this chapter already three months ago, but my computer screwed up so I sent it to our other computer to post it, but it had STUPID SQUARES BETWEEN EVERY F#$%#$%^%^$ING DIGIT IN THE ENTIRE F%^$%#$%*&#%$$#$%#&%ING DOCUMENT AND I HAD TO DELETE THEM ALL, ONE BY ONE!!! I eventually gave up on that and rewrote the entire damned chapter, even tho I had EXCELLENT fight scenes between Samus and Captain Falcon (and if you hear me praising my own work at all, then it must've been damn good). So here's Chapter Nine, re-written and very sucky. It's been awhile since I wrote part of this story, so I might have bad writing skills (O_o;; ) but bear with me, please, and sorry I kept you waiting for so long!!
As It Stands:
SECOND ROUND
Bowser: Winner of 1st Match
Falco: Out
Zelda: Winner of 2nd Match
Pikachu: Out
3rd:Samus vs Captain Falcon
4th:Ness vs Roy
5th:Marth vs Jigglypuff
6th: Mario vs Mewtwo
Zelda bit her lip as she and Bowser stared at the screen, waiting for Mr. Miyamoto to announce "GO" to Samus and Captain Falcon.
I guess it's a good thing they're at Brinstar. Samus should have the upper hand.
Zelda hurried over to the buffet and grabbed some popcorn and sodas (Dr. Pepper shall rule this damned planet), then settled down to watch the match.
Samus grinned maliciously at Falcon through her helmet. The lava beneath their small planet hissed witheringly, glowing eerily. She snarled at Captain Falcon, "You won't beat me this time, you damned arrogant pervert; *I'VE* got the upper hand now."
C. Falcon just grinned cheekily. "We'll see, babe."
Samus clenched her fist, every fiber of her being wanting to beat the shæt out of him.
Then Mr. Miyamoto's voice rumbled, "THREE…TWO…ONE…GO!"
Samus and Falcon lunged at each other; Samus' leg out in a kick, Falcon's arm extended in a punch. They both hit each other; Falcon's fist met Samus' helmet and slightly cracked the glass, and Samus' foot met his stomach. They both reeled backwards to catch their breath, then jumped at each other again.
Punch, block, punch, block, kick, block, kick, hit. Samus was surprised at how quick he was. Zelda gripped her seat as she watched Captain Falcon land a kick in her gut, then slammed her back with his elbow.
Samus kicked Falcon's face, then jumped back a bit and shot a missile at Falcon. He side-stepped the missile and started running at her. She jumped back a bit more, but Falcon reached her and landed another sweet punch in her face. She started flying off to the left, but then Kraig (the big monster-like thingie) popped up and slammed at the revolving rock they were on, and Samus landed on rock rather than on lava as a result. She struggled to stand up, but Falcon was running towards her again.
"COME ON, SAMUS, DAMNIT!" screamed Zelda at the TV.
"GO SAMUS!!" roared Bowser too.
After a moment's pause, Bowser looked at Zelda. "It's too bad she can't hear us."
Zelda grimaced. "Yeah." She gasped as Captain Falcon started to Falcon Kick Samus, but she rolled away just in time. Then she jumped up and shot another missile at Falcon's back. It hit him and he fell off the ledge, but grabbed on just in time and hauled himself up.
While he was pulling himself back up, Samus ran to the other side of the level and started charging her gun up. Falcon got up and punched her just as she finished charging--she didn't know if it had fully completed charging or not. Before he could grab her and punch her, then throw her over the ledge (lol, she knew it was coming, back off) she twisted her body and nailed two kicks in his face, sending him upwards, then did her Spin Attack into the air and sent him flying.
Captain Falcon recovered so quickly she almost lost her balance. Of course, then she DID lose her balance; Kraig slapped the slab of rock, and it started to rotate more to the left. She and Falcon had to jump more to the right in order not to fall right off into the lava.
And here he was, running as fast as he could at Samus; then he was pulling back his arm for the Falcon Punch…
Zelda screamed. Bowser was holding his breath. The crowd all gasped. Samus raised her gun.
Oh, PLEASE be fully charged, PLEASE Samus and Zelda begged inwardly.
Falcon's fist was coming towards her now; the flame of the Falcon Punch bird was starting to appear; his fist was coming closer…
Samus released the gun's tripper. It was fully charged!
The flame bird flickered and died as the blast of energy hit Captain Falcon; he went flying back over to the right side of the arena and into the lava.
"AND THE WINNER IIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS SAMUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!" Mr. Miyamoto screamed into the mike over the blasting crowd noises. People were cheering like hell; of course, most of them were disappointed that Falcon had lost (me not included :D), but Samus' win had been pretty damn cool.
Samus took off her helmet, still back on Brinstar, and smiled triumphantly at the camera. She was sweating like hell and her hair was really messed up, but she was happy on Brinstar and still happy as the transporter teleported her back.
When she walked into the lounge, Zelda ran over to her and they both started squealing.
"I BEAT HIM!"
"YOU BEAT HIM!"
"I WON!"
"I KNOW!"
"WOOOHOOOOO!!!"
"This is so great! I'm so proud of you!"
"I am too!!" Samus had a huge grin on her face and started dancing around the room.
When the euphoria of winning over him died down a bit (and after much screaming and hugging each other and Bowser), they settled down on the couch to watch the next match; Roy vs. Ness.
The TV went to a commercial break as Mr. Miyamoto has to fix another problem with the transporters, which didn't take very long to fix (or so they thought O_o). During the commercials, Samus said to Zelda, "Hey, transform to Sheik again."
"Why?" Zelda felt herself blush. In her opinion, her Sheik outfit was way too sexy to wear in public; it was tight and showed off her curves.
"Well, I took off my helmet…And I haven't examined you up close in your Sheik outfit…"
"Fine…" Zelda sighed, and closed her eyes to start the transformation. She crossed her arms and concentrated on it; the air around whipped quickly with shimmers, sparkles, and different colors. Her hair suddenly shortened and her clothes molded into different clothes. When she was done, she was Sheik.
Samus and Zelda/Sheik stood up, and Samus walked in circles around Sheik, examining her up and down. She peered at her red eye (the other one hidden with her newly shortened hair) and examined her new clothes and shortened hair (and Sheik prayed to God that she wasn't a lesbian).
Samus grinned. "Wow, you must've really fooled Ganondork in that outfit! Though, you should've changed your hair color."
"Yeah, I know." Sheik raised her arms to transform back.
"No…stay like that, willya?" Samus asked.
Sheik raised one eyebrow and gave her a weird look. If she's a lesbian…
"It's a lot more fun that being in a dress, you gotta admit."
She has a point. Sheik sat down and moved the scarf covering her mouth to her neck, so she could speak clearly. She also took her hat off and removed her hair from the scarf, so her hair touched her shoulders.
Bowser kept peering at her. In fact, he looked at her for so long that Zelda/Sheik snapped.
"The hell are you looking at!?" she barked at him, scowling.
Bowser gave his funky Bowser laugh. "Well, its obvious why Link likes you, that's all…"
That troubled the hell out of Sheik.
Then Mr. Miyamoto came back on the screen, saying, "Hello, and welcome back to this year's Super Smash Bros Melee Tournament!! Our next match is Roy, the hero who wields the fiery sword, against Ness, a psychic boy wonder! (Nobody ask what the hell I was on when I wrote this. I'll conveniently say nothing.) Let's get the fight STARTED!!!"
A/N: THAT'S ALL FOR CHAPTER NINE!! I honestly was going to write a lot more, and some stuff with Link and…stuff, and…uhm, more stuff, but I decided to get this out as quickly as I could. Next chapter: Link comes back, and Ness and Roy's fight!! ^_^