~*Snowboarding Frenzy*~
Chapter tres: The First Day (dun! dun! dun!)
Oki, chappie 3. now. if only I could remember. don't say anything! Oh yeah! Now. I didn't know I could get this far in three days. Hmmm. the top part of my finger now looks like a grape. Ooo! E.T. finggies! Yay! No... ok well here chappie three! Enjoy!
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It was close to 11 AM when the groups decided to go skiing. They all stayed up very late. Seto was doing work (sad guy.), Kiki, Shizuka, and Anzu were playing truth or dare, Jounouchi and Honda were watching Jerry Springer reminds me of that time when-
"Get on with the story! No one wants to hear bout your band trip!" yelled Jounouchi.
Fine! You pplz have no appreciation for your mommy
::everyone~ o.O::
nvm. Now to continue.
Yugi and Bakura were staying up all night cheering for their Yami's, who were arm wrestling.
"Ok, all of you guys are either going to snowboard or ski because I'm not going to two separate places to rent equipment", informed Seto.
"Uh, I guess we'll do snowboarding", answered Yugi.
"Ok then, lets go", said Seto.
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PandaGrlee: Ok, I'm bored, let's take a break!
Everyone: Yay!
PandaGrlee: I know! Love me!
Everyone: uh. it's ok.
PandaGrlee: I was kidding smart ones.
Yugi: so, um. what are we going to do now?
Anzu: I don't know.
Seto: if we don't have anything to do, why are we taking a break?
PandaGrlee: I don't know, I just felt lyk it.
Seto: ugh.
PandaGrlee: um, uh. who wants dried cranberries?
Everyone: o.O
PandaGrlee: nvm.
Shizuka: lets just play a game or something.
Kiki: ok, but WHAT game?
Shizuka: *smiles devilishly* Truth or Dare!
Seto: ok, good-bye everybody!
Kiki: oh no you don't! *grabs Seto's arm and pulls him into circle of evil pplz*
Seto: no!!!! I hate this game!
Shizuka: c'mon! it'll be fun!
Kiki: yes, lots of fun.
PandaGrlee: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough, cough*
Seto: um. is she okay?
PandaGrlee: *wheeze*
Kiki: How should I know? Let me ask! Are you okay?
PandaGrlee: *suddenly pops up* I'm perfectly fine! Why?
Kiki: No reason.
PandaGrlee: So, lets get this game started already!
To be continued in the next break. I'm just gonna write these when I lose interest in writing the actual story. You know, a writer needs some inspiration!
Seto: Good, I was spared from this strange fashion of torture. Until next time.
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The group was waiting at the ski lift, waiting for their turn babbling about who knows what. They all paired up with a partner and up they went. On the way up, Shizuka and Kiki talked about (you guessed it!) Seto.
"So, what do you think of Seto? I mean how he's acting", said Shizuka.
"Well, he's kind of quiet. But then again, he's always quiet", replied Kiki.
"Yeah", said Shizuka.
"Has he always been this way? It hasn't been very long since I've moved to Domino City", said Kiki.
Lowering her face, Shizuka said, "Yes, yes he has. His life story is actually pretty sad. Both his parent died when he was young. Even in the orphanage after their parents died, he wasn't that quiet. It was actually his adoptive father that made him what he is today. He treated Seto and Mokuba very cruelly. Now most people see Seto as a cold-hearted young man. He didn't have any friends that were of the same age until Yugi came along. Now Seto is only a little kinder us and he talks with Yugi a lot, but he's pretty much the towards everyone else."
"Oh", whispered Kiki.
"Well! Enough of this talk about sad times! Lets talk of something less depressing!" Shizuka said cheerfully.
"Yes, let's", said Kiki.
"Don't you think Seto's eyes are dreamy?" asked Shizuka in a dreamy tone of voice (A/N: that sounded weird)
"I think you and Seto would make a good couple", Kiki said suddenly.
"Huh?" said Shizuka.
"You and Seto would make a perfect couple. Really! I mean you guys look like you could get along really well. And I think Seto might have feelings for you", Said Kiki.
"Ok, that was strange." said Shizuka, "So, you really think we would make a good couple?"
"Yep. There's only one thing I don't get, why are we talking about this again?" asked Kiki.
"Good question. We may never know", replied Shizuka.
They had just arrived at the top of the mountain and were ready to go speeding down the mountain and send everything in their path flying.
"I'm king of the mountain!" shouted Jounouchi.
"Be careful Jounouchi, you may cause an avalanche", Honda cautioned playfully (A/N: okay. that's sounds strange.).
"Ok, how to snowboard. The first thing you do is." instructed Shizuka.
The rest of this so-called "lesson" was just a bunch of blah, blah, blah's to the group because, like normal teenagers, they had very short attention spans.
".and that's how you stop moving. The rest is quite simple. Got it?" asked Shizuka.
The teenagers with short attention spans nodded their heads and prepared to go down hill.
"Bakura! You first!" shouted Yugi.
"Me?!?!?! Why me? why not you Yugi?" questioned Bakura.
"Because. because. you seem like the kind of person who would like to go first!" answered Yugi.
Now everybody. Take a good look at Bakura. He's a nice guy right. He isn't really into all that athletic stuff and he seem like the kind of person who would like to have tea and crumpets at that time of day. So do you really think he would like to risk his life zooming down a snowy hill on a slab of wood (or plastic, or whatever snowboards are made of!)? Yugi? What do you think?
"But. but." stuttered Bakura.
Then popping out of the millennium ring, Yami Bakura said, "Yes Bakura will go down the hill first and he's gonna do it good!"
"I don't want go!" shouted Bakura. "Oh yes you do!" answered Yami Bakura dragging his host toward the slope.
"Help me! I don't want to die!" yelled Bakura as he was praying for his dear little life.
Yami Bakura straightened Bakura up and gave him a push.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bakura as he was flying down the hill, waving his arms about like a mad man.
"C'mon you! You're my host body! Make me look good!" hollered Yami Bakura.
"Hey! I'm actually getting the hang of this! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!" shouted Bakura with relief.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" said Yami Bakura.
"Yes! I'm doing it! I'm -"
Bakura had crashed into a mound of snow.
"Ooooo!" said the group.
Bakura had flown through the snow mound and crashed into another and flew through that one too and the next and the next and.
"Eieeee!"
"Ooooo!"
"Ouch!"
"Eieee!"
"Potato!"
"Owwie!"
"Ooooo!"
The remains of Bakura laid at the bottom of the hill. Well actually all of him was there but he felt like he left an arm or two in a snow mound. When the snow had cleared, they could see that Bakura was sprawled on the ground groaning.
"Are. you okay?" asked a ski lodge person.
"Uhh." moaned Bakura.
The people at the bottom of the hill helped poor little Bakura up and sent him back up the hill. And from that day on, little Bakura learned that his Yami had a bad influence on him and that listening to the evil spirit within his millennium ring would put good little boys like him in danger. The End. Now, kids? What did we learn today?
Naw, just kidding! Lets start from where I started screwing up the story. The beginning of chapter one. no. it's here!
Bakura was once again at the top of the hill (mountain, call it whatever you want! Mound of peas! I don't give a shit!).He limped angrily toward his Yami (wait? Is that possible? To limp angrily? With a hunk of wood stuck to your feet?).
"You! You! You made me half kill myself! I crashed through so many mounds of snow that I can't even remember what I had for breakfast!" hollered Bakura.
"It's not my fault. I didn't make you go. In fact, I was begging you not to go", Yami Bakura said innocently looking at his finger nails.
FLASHBACK: according to Yami Bakura
"Bakura please! I beg you! Don't go down! I don't want you to get hurt!" cried Yami Bakura.
"No way! I am so going down this hill!" replied Bakura.
"It's dangerous! Your life could be at stake!" Yami Bakura said as he sobbed for his "beloved" Bakura.
"Out of my way fool! You know nothing!" shouted Bakura.
"BAKURA! NO!!!!!!!!!" screamed Yami Bakura sobbing insanely (A/N: hmm. maybe his eye will fall out of his head. aw poop! I just ruined the whole effect!)
"Ah ha! Snowboarding frenzy!" shouted Bakura as he zoomed down the hill.
END OF FLASHBACK: according to Yami Bakura
"No, I remember it more like this." said Bakura.
FLASHBACK: according to Bakura
"No! Yami! Stop! Please stop!" yelled Bakura.
"You're going down this hill and that's that!" responded Yami Bakura.
"But I'm your host body! You need to listen to me!" cried Bakura.
"You have to go down the hill, for you are my host body and you're gonna make me look good while doing it. Hello? There are tons of hot girls at the bottom of the slope waiting for you down there! And they all think you're me!" said Yami Bakura.
"So is that what I am? An object that helps get you dates? Huh? Is that it?" Bakura said as a tear trickled down his face.
"Yes, that's what you are! So go down the hill and do as you're told!" shouted Yami Bakura.
END OF FLASHBACK: according to Bakura
"Yeah, or something similar to that", said Bakura.
"You liar!" shouted Yami Bakura reaching for Bakura's neck.
"Hey! Hey! Cut it out you guys! Both of you are wrong and I know the truth!" shouted Jounouchi (A/N: I think you know what's coming up.)
"And it goes a little something like this." began Jounouchi.
FLASHBACK: according to Jounouchi
"No! Yami! Don't make me go!" cried Bakura.
"Why not? I can do any thing I want!" yelled Yami Bakura (A/N: so far so good.).
"Because. because." stuttered Bakura.
"Because what?" sneered Yami Bakura.
Bakura didn't answer.
"Answer me puny mortal!" Yami Bakura shouted as he slapped his host body (A/N: getting a little intense Joey, maybe you should bring it down a notch.).
"Because. I love you", whispered Bakura.
"What?" asked Yami Bakura.
"I love you Yami", said Bakura.
"I. I love you too Bakura", replied Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura pulled Bakura into his arms and embraced him tightly. He and Bakura looked deeply into each other's eyes then Yami Bakura bent down and kissed himm on the lips (A/N: GACK!). Bakura giggled and kissed him back. The two then hugged some more. They sat there in the snow for hours together as a happy couple.
END OF FLASHBACK: according to Jounouchi
There was a moment of silence.
"YOU PERVERT!" screamed the group.
"Ahahahahahahahahaha! But it's the truth!" replied Jounouchi.
"No, you're just a sick minded, freak of nature!" screamed Bakura while in the background, Kiki, Shizuka, and Seto threw up.
"F*** you b******! You suck your own!" hollered Yami Bakura.
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Haha. I know, hella messed up. Well, at least I did a good job making Jounouchi perverted. Next chapter coming up in a little! C ya!
~PabdaGrlee *.*
Chapter tres: The First Day (dun! dun! dun!)
Oki, chappie 3. now. if only I could remember. don't say anything! Oh yeah! Now. I didn't know I could get this far in three days. Hmmm. the top part of my finger now looks like a grape. Ooo! E.T. finggies! Yay! No... ok well here chappie three! Enjoy!
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It was close to 11 AM when the groups decided to go skiing. They all stayed up very late. Seto was doing work (sad guy.), Kiki, Shizuka, and Anzu were playing truth or dare, Jounouchi and Honda were watching Jerry Springer reminds me of that time when-
"Get on with the story! No one wants to hear bout your band trip!" yelled Jounouchi.
Fine! You pplz have no appreciation for your mommy
::everyone~ o.O::
nvm. Now to continue.
Yugi and Bakura were staying up all night cheering for their Yami's, who were arm wrestling.
"Ok, all of you guys are either going to snowboard or ski because I'm not going to two separate places to rent equipment", informed Seto.
"Uh, I guess we'll do snowboarding", answered Yugi.
"Ok then, lets go", said Seto.
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PandaGrlee: Ok, I'm bored, let's take a break!
Everyone: Yay!
PandaGrlee: I know! Love me!
Everyone: uh. it's ok.
PandaGrlee: I was kidding smart ones.
Yugi: so, um. what are we going to do now?
Anzu: I don't know.
Seto: if we don't have anything to do, why are we taking a break?
PandaGrlee: I don't know, I just felt lyk it.
Seto: ugh.
PandaGrlee: um, uh. who wants dried cranberries?
Everyone: o.O
PandaGrlee: nvm.
Shizuka: lets just play a game or something.
Kiki: ok, but WHAT game?
Shizuka: *smiles devilishly* Truth or Dare!
Seto: ok, good-bye everybody!
Kiki: oh no you don't! *grabs Seto's arm and pulls him into circle of evil pplz*
Seto: no!!!! I hate this game!
Shizuka: c'mon! it'll be fun!
Kiki: yes, lots of fun.
PandaGrlee: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, cough, cough*
Seto: um. is she okay?
PandaGrlee: *wheeze*
Kiki: How should I know? Let me ask! Are you okay?
PandaGrlee: *suddenly pops up* I'm perfectly fine! Why?
Kiki: No reason.
PandaGrlee: So, lets get this game started already!
To be continued in the next break. I'm just gonna write these when I lose interest in writing the actual story. You know, a writer needs some inspiration!
Seto: Good, I was spared from this strange fashion of torture. Until next time.
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The group was waiting at the ski lift, waiting for their turn babbling about who knows what. They all paired up with a partner and up they went. On the way up, Shizuka and Kiki talked about (you guessed it!) Seto.
"So, what do you think of Seto? I mean how he's acting", said Shizuka.
"Well, he's kind of quiet. But then again, he's always quiet", replied Kiki.
"Yeah", said Shizuka.
"Has he always been this way? It hasn't been very long since I've moved to Domino City", said Kiki.
Lowering her face, Shizuka said, "Yes, yes he has. His life story is actually pretty sad. Both his parent died when he was young. Even in the orphanage after their parents died, he wasn't that quiet. It was actually his adoptive father that made him what he is today. He treated Seto and Mokuba very cruelly. Now most people see Seto as a cold-hearted young man. He didn't have any friends that were of the same age until Yugi came along. Now Seto is only a little kinder us and he talks with Yugi a lot, but he's pretty much the towards everyone else."
"Oh", whispered Kiki.
"Well! Enough of this talk about sad times! Lets talk of something less depressing!" Shizuka said cheerfully.
"Yes, let's", said Kiki.
"Don't you think Seto's eyes are dreamy?" asked Shizuka in a dreamy tone of voice (A/N: that sounded weird)
"I think you and Seto would make a good couple", Kiki said suddenly.
"Huh?" said Shizuka.
"You and Seto would make a perfect couple. Really! I mean you guys look like you could get along really well. And I think Seto might have feelings for you", Said Kiki.
"Ok, that was strange." said Shizuka, "So, you really think we would make a good couple?"
"Yep. There's only one thing I don't get, why are we talking about this again?" asked Kiki.
"Good question. We may never know", replied Shizuka.
They had just arrived at the top of the mountain and were ready to go speeding down the mountain and send everything in their path flying.
"I'm king of the mountain!" shouted Jounouchi.
"Be careful Jounouchi, you may cause an avalanche", Honda cautioned playfully (A/N: okay. that's sounds strange.).
"Ok, how to snowboard. The first thing you do is." instructed Shizuka.
The rest of this so-called "lesson" was just a bunch of blah, blah, blah's to the group because, like normal teenagers, they had very short attention spans.
".and that's how you stop moving. The rest is quite simple. Got it?" asked Shizuka.
The teenagers with short attention spans nodded their heads and prepared to go down hill.
"Bakura! You first!" shouted Yugi.
"Me?!?!?! Why me? why not you Yugi?" questioned Bakura.
"Because. because. you seem like the kind of person who would like to go first!" answered Yugi.
Now everybody. Take a good look at Bakura. He's a nice guy right. He isn't really into all that athletic stuff and he seem like the kind of person who would like to have tea and crumpets at that time of day. So do you really think he would like to risk his life zooming down a snowy hill on a slab of wood (or plastic, or whatever snowboards are made of!)? Yugi? What do you think?
"But. but." stuttered Bakura.
Then popping out of the millennium ring, Yami Bakura said, "Yes Bakura will go down the hill first and he's gonna do it good!"
"I don't want go!" shouted Bakura. "Oh yes you do!" answered Yami Bakura dragging his host toward the slope.
"Help me! I don't want to die!" yelled Bakura as he was praying for his dear little life.
Yami Bakura straightened Bakura up and gave him a push.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bakura as he was flying down the hill, waving his arms about like a mad man.
"C'mon you! You're my host body! Make me look good!" hollered Yami Bakura.
"Hey! I'm actually getting the hang of this! I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!" shouted Bakura with relief.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" said Yami Bakura.
"Yes! I'm doing it! I'm -"
Bakura had crashed into a mound of snow.
"Ooooo!" said the group.
Bakura had flown through the snow mound and crashed into another and flew through that one too and the next and the next and.
"Eieeee!"
"Ooooo!"
"Ouch!"
"Eieee!"
"Potato!"
"Owwie!"
"Ooooo!"
The remains of Bakura laid at the bottom of the hill. Well actually all of him was there but he felt like he left an arm or two in a snow mound. When the snow had cleared, they could see that Bakura was sprawled on the ground groaning.
"Are. you okay?" asked a ski lodge person.
"Uhh." moaned Bakura.
The people at the bottom of the hill helped poor little Bakura up and sent him back up the hill. And from that day on, little Bakura learned that his Yami had a bad influence on him and that listening to the evil spirit within his millennium ring would put good little boys like him in danger. The End. Now, kids? What did we learn today?
Naw, just kidding! Lets start from where I started screwing up the story. The beginning of chapter one. no. it's here!
Bakura was once again at the top of the hill (mountain, call it whatever you want! Mound of peas! I don't give a shit!).He limped angrily toward his Yami (wait? Is that possible? To limp angrily? With a hunk of wood stuck to your feet?).
"You! You! You made me half kill myself! I crashed through so many mounds of snow that I can't even remember what I had for breakfast!" hollered Bakura.
"It's not my fault. I didn't make you go. In fact, I was begging you not to go", Yami Bakura said innocently looking at his finger nails.
FLASHBACK: according to Yami Bakura
"Bakura please! I beg you! Don't go down! I don't want you to get hurt!" cried Yami Bakura.
"No way! I am so going down this hill!" replied Bakura.
"It's dangerous! Your life could be at stake!" Yami Bakura said as he sobbed for his "beloved" Bakura.
"Out of my way fool! You know nothing!" shouted Bakura.
"BAKURA! NO!!!!!!!!!" screamed Yami Bakura sobbing insanely (A/N: hmm. maybe his eye will fall out of his head. aw poop! I just ruined the whole effect!)
"Ah ha! Snowboarding frenzy!" shouted Bakura as he zoomed down the hill.
END OF FLASHBACK: according to Yami Bakura
"No, I remember it more like this." said Bakura.
FLASHBACK: according to Bakura
"No! Yami! Stop! Please stop!" yelled Bakura.
"You're going down this hill and that's that!" responded Yami Bakura.
"But I'm your host body! You need to listen to me!" cried Bakura.
"You have to go down the hill, for you are my host body and you're gonna make me look good while doing it. Hello? There are tons of hot girls at the bottom of the slope waiting for you down there! And they all think you're me!" said Yami Bakura.
"So is that what I am? An object that helps get you dates? Huh? Is that it?" Bakura said as a tear trickled down his face.
"Yes, that's what you are! So go down the hill and do as you're told!" shouted Yami Bakura.
END OF FLASHBACK: according to Bakura
"Yeah, or something similar to that", said Bakura.
"You liar!" shouted Yami Bakura reaching for Bakura's neck.
"Hey! Hey! Cut it out you guys! Both of you are wrong and I know the truth!" shouted Jounouchi (A/N: I think you know what's coming up.)
"And it goes a little something like this." began Jounouchi.
FLASHBACK: according to Jounouchi
"No! Yami! Don't make me go!" cried Bakura.
"Why not? I can do any thing I want!" yelled Yami Bakura (A/N: so far so good.).
"Because. because." stuttered Bakura.
"Because what?" sneered Yami Bakura.
Bakura didn't answer.
"Answer me puny mortal!" Yami Bakura shouted as he slapped his host body (A/N: getting a little intense Joey, maybe you should bring it down a notch.).
"Because. I love you", whispered Bakura.
"What?" asked Yami Bakura.
"I love you Yami", said Bakura.
"I. I love you too Bakura", replied Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura pulled Bakura into his arms and embraced him tightly. He and Bakura looked deeply into each other's eyes then Yami Bakura bent down and kissed himm on the lips (A/N: GACK!). Bakura giggled and kissed him back. The two then hugged some more. They sat there in the snow for hours together as a happy couple.
END OF FLASHBACK: according to Jounouchi
There was a moment of silence.
"YOU PERVERT!" screamed the group.
"Ahahahahahahahahaha! But it's the truth!" replied Jounouchi.
"No, you're just a sick minded, freak of nature!" screamed Bakura while in the background, Kiki, Shizuka, and Seto threw up.
"F*** you b******! You suck your own!" hollered Yami Bakura.
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Haha. I know, hella messed up. Well, at least I did a good job making Jounouchi perverted. Next chapter coming up in a little! C ya!
~PabdaGrlee *.*