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Another lil overview: Nen has just been whisked away by Legolas and his blazing smile to Arwen's party (which she wasn't invited/allowed to go to) I think she'll get in trouble, don't you? ;-)

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Nen was about to step into the door, when Legolas pulled her back. 'WAIT! You CAN'T go in there with your hair all messed up! Not if you are going to be seen with moi!!'

Nen blinked. 'But I don't have a brush!' Legolas smiled his blazing smile, and opened one side of his cloak, to reveal a bunch of brushes.

'Pick one. I've got every colour in the rainbow! I especially recommend the pink one.'

Nen stared, then picked a green one. 'Oh, but I need a mirror, as well!'

"No problem!' Legolas kept his blazing smile glued to his face, and opened the other side of his coat, revealing a bunch of mirrors, once again, in every colour of the rainbow.

'Wow! You're incredible, Leggy!" (A/N: Why is his nickname leggy???)

"I know I am." Legolas said, in his majestic Prince of Mirkwood voice. Nen smiled a little lovesick smile, and picked out a blue mirror, and started brushing her hair.

"No no, no!" Legolas frowned. He grabbed the brush, and started yanking it through Nen's hair.

"Ow!" Nen whined, and pouted. "That hurts, Leggy!"

Legolas glared. "Well, your doing it all wrong!"

"HOW DO YOU BRUSH YOUR HAIR WRONG?!" Nen snapped, then winced. "I'm sorry Leggy..." she looked up at him, a lovesick look on her face....again, allowing Legolas to finish brushing her hair to perfection.

"Whatever. Come on." The brush and mirror disappeared from view magically. Legolas grabbed Nen's arm and started pulling her towards the party. Nen opened the door, and they both slunk in, Legolas smiling his blazing smile at everyone, and Nen giving everyone death glares.

"So I says to Aragorn...Honey, I'm giving up my immortality for you, but NOT my virginity. Get your nasty, ranger hands OFF OF THAT!" Arwen was talking to a group of elves, who sniggered.

"That's kinda...eww, Arwen...." A blonde female elf commented. "Hey, is that your stupid little sister Nen over there?"

"WHAT?! WHERE?!" Arwen shrieked.

"Right there." A brown haired male elf pointed.

"HOW DARE SHE!" Arwen said, storming over to where Nen and Legolas have just entered the room.

"Oh no!" Nen whispered

"What?"

"Its my sister....."she finished right as Arwen was standing right in front of them, staring\

"Don't worry about her,"Legolas said confidently with a flash of his blazing smile,"I'll handle her"

"Oh Leggy! Your so brave!" Nen replied, that stupid love-sick look back on her face again.

"Excuse me," Legolas said to the flaming Arwen, "Can I help you?" he ended this with one of his blazing smiles, of course.

"Nen! Why are you at MY party!!"She reached out to grab Nen, but was stopped by Legolas.

"Hey! She's with me, all right, her hair is brushed to perfection, and I really don't know what else could be wrong!" Legolas said, tosses some of his long golden hair over his shoulder, several female sighes can be heard in the background.

"Well she..." Arwen stops short of pushing Nen once again, though this time by admiring the wonderful body and silky shine of her hair then screamed,"...SHE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN ME!!!" and picked up a passing plate of cocktail weenies from a rather surprised waiter and starts mercilessly throwing them at Nen, especially her hair.

"NO!" Nen grabbed a passing glass of a suspicious liquid and tried to throw it in Arwen's face, but over shot her mark and the suspicious liquid landed on the unnamed blonde elf from earlier.

"Ai!" the blonde elf screamed picking a piece of cake up and throwing it at Nen. Now, of course Nen had to defend herself, so she tosses another piece of food, but her was terrible thanks to Arwen who was incessantly pelting her with cocktail weenies.

"WAIT!!!"Legolas yelled as he was about to be hit with a piece of flying cake. The whole room went still as everyone stops mid-throw to see whats going on. "thanks," Legolas said, winking (female sighs are heard) and pulling a bright pink shower cap out of his pocket and pulling it on, carefully tucking in his long golden locks, "All right! Carry on!" Then everything started back up again, pieces of cake and fruit and glasses of suspicious liquid flying everywhere, and all the while Arwen was pelting Nen with cocktail weenies.

As you probably know, in a proper food fight, everyone gets hit with something, but milady Arwen hadn't thought of that, so when Nen finally got her square between the eyes with a rather large piece of cake she screamed.

"DADDY!!! GET DOWN HER! NEN HAS MESSED UP MY HAIR!!!!!!!"

Elrond immediatly came running down the stairs.

"Arwen! Whats wrong!" he stopped short eyeing the mess, "STOP!" He yelled, and everyone accordingly stopped, except for Nen who was busy grinding pieces of cake into Arwen's face while Legolas tried to brush the cocktail weenies out her hair for her.

"NEN!"He yelled surveying the mess, "Why are you here and what were you thinking doing all this to your poor sister!!!"

"But I-"

"I don't care!" He turned and handed Arwen a towel.

"Oh, it was terrible daddy! All the flying food! Its all her fault! Oh look at my hair! I just got it done today Daddy! What will I do!" Arwen started sobbing into the towel while. Legolas paused in hi s attempt to get the cocktail weenies and picked up a strand of Arwen's hair between his perfectly manicured fingers, a look of strong contempt on his face.

"You know, your hair would be more resilient if you conditioned more often...." he said, not that anyone could hear over Arwen's sobs. Nen's eyes were focused on her fathers.

"All I wanted to do was come to that party with Legolas!"

"I don't care! Come on, upstairs NOW! I need to yell at you thoroughly, and then you can clean this mess up!! And Legolas, for Elberath's sake STOP SMILING!! " with that Elrond grabbed his daughter by the ear and pulled her up the stairs.

"Bye Leggy!" she said, halfway up the stairs.

"What?,"he answered pulling his pink shower cap off and putting it away", Goodbye? Yes, I'll be back later....must find my hair tonic....I can feel the split ends....splitting....." and he walked away massaging his scalp.

With Nen upstairs and out of sight, the party resumed as though nothing had happened, and Arwen soon had her little group back around her, in which she could make a few loud comments about her stupid sister, before returning to the subject of Aragorn.

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Pip:ooo....was it good enough for ya? HUH? HUH?!

Sam: Well I liked that chapter! Especially the Arwen conversation in the beginning....you know ppls if you'll kindly pop in your Fellowship of the Ring DVD/VHS, and watch the part with Arwen and Aragorn on the log, you notice that his hand goes down from her face to the necklace....but then keeps on going down....and thats a low cut dress to begin with....*Shudder*

Pip:yes....why sam is paying THAT much attention, no one knows...

Sam: HEY!!!! Are you calling me gay!!

Pip:=runs= STAY TUNED FOR MORE! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LEGOLAS CAN'T FIND HIS SHAMPOO??

Sam:I resent that!! Its all Merry's fault anyway! *points at the far elsewhere Merry* SHE pointed it out to me when I saw it the 3rd time....

Sam: He can't find his shampoo! OH NO!! *snigger*

Pip:LA!!! And why is there a cocktail weenie in my hair, SAM?

Sam:*runs away holding a plate of cocktail weenies* STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!

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