staring Merry: hello. i was the one Sam and Pip were talking about. i was

far far away where the beans grow under the sea!

Sam:*throws popcorn at Merry* Shut up!The chapters starting!

Disclaimer: what, you mean you haven't figured it out yet?! WE

DON'T OWN IT! WE DON'T!! WE DON'T!! WE DON'T!!

Elrond gripped Nen's ear and began to drag her off, oblivious to her protests and anguished yells. she looked longingly back at legolas who was frantically spraying 'Mirkwoods own split end defence"/yellling after Nen. "BUT THE COCKTAIL WEENIES!!

'Leolas! Stop yelling! and go away! I need to yell at Nen thouroly,

or didn't you read the last chapter?!?!'Elrond yelled.

'Other chapter.....oh well...I'll be right back!'Legolas then ,

still spraying split end defence on his hair, ran off to read the

last chapter.

'No! Legolas!' Cried Nen, feeling deserted.

Elrond dragged Nen into her room and slammed the door, nearly dislodging a small plate with a square of butter and a cracker on a nearby table.

'YOUNG LADY! I THOUGHT I FORBADE YOU TO GO TO THAT PARTY!!'

'but daddy, it was with legolas, and he brushed my hair to perfection!'

'QUIET!! DID I NOT FORBID IT??'

'but daddy...'

'DIDN'T I?!'

'but daddy!"

he yelled again 'WELL!? DID I?!'

Nen hung her head 'yes daddy.'

"NOW! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR POOR

SISTERS PARTIES OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!"

'Whats wrong with grammy?' Nen asked looking confused.

'Well....I had to threaten you with something! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE!'

'But daddy, we're already in my (hotel!!) room!'

'I DIDN'T ASK FOR ATTITUDE! JUST GO TO YOU ROOM AND STAY THERE! I

DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOU EVER AGAIN.....OR AT LEAST NOT UNTIL

TOMMROW AT BREAKFAST!!!' With this rather odd remark Elrond left Nen

to run to her bed and start to cry.

Suddenly Legolas burst in through the door, giving Elrond a death

glare as he walked in.. Legolas watched Elrond walk down the hall and out of sight and then smiled a tender smile that quickly and efficiently melted the square of butter on the randomtable. Nen sniffled.

'oh poor Nen' legolas shook his head. 'look what he's done to your

hair!'

Nen sniffed again

Legolas raised his head suddenly, gripped Nen's hands and pulled her to her feet, smiling his blazing smile.

'i know! we'll run away together!'

'oh leggy!' Nen cried ((A/N: there's that lovesick look again!))

'let's go pack. i'll meet you under your tree in an hour!'

'okay leggy! see you!' Nen skipped off to find her suitcase andLegolas skipped off to his guest (hotel!!) room ((A/N: skipping legolas?

creepy))

He dug through drawers, muttering urgently to himself

'red tunic...blue tunic...green tunic...casual fridays tunic...formal green tunic. Matching hose...matching shoes....color complimenting cloaks, blue for red tunic...red for blue

tunic...grey for green tunic...purple for casual fridays. cloak pins, leaf...flower...pink bird...a 'guess' watch-pin.'((A/N: it goes on and on and on!))

He leapt into his bathroom.

'lavender scented hand lotion...rose soap...aloe vera...daily

facial cleanser...body lotion...body wash...Rohanian loofah...Ocean Breeze Aromatherapy candles...fluffy pink towels...fluffy pink bathrobe...Silmaril cologne...Elven Delights bubble bath...'

Meanwhile Nen waited patiently under the tree with two small

suitcases, her lovesick smile never fading.

But back in the bathroom...

'mango foot scrub...Manly Hold hair gel...Meliniel's After Bath Squirt...Morgoth's No-Smell deodorant...pink bath salts...water softener in assorted scents...magic spinning toothbrush...Athelas toothpaste (it's althelas-fresh!)...Celestial Seasonings tea, enriched with ginseng and southfarthing-weed, have a celestial night! ((A/N: why is this in his bathroom?))...Earendil's Close-Shave shaving cream...Earendil's close-shave razors...no-tangle spray...brushes...extra brushes...mirrors and THEIR extras...and oh yes!' he deftly hid about twenty bobby-pins, rubber bands, and hairclips in his boot. ((and we all thought he kept a dagger in there!))

'...Sheer Blonde condtioner...Sheer Blonde sh-where is it?!' he was

suddenly frantic 'my shampoo! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!' He quickly runs out of the room and down to the tree where Nen is waiting patiently. 'MY SHAMPOO! THE SHEER BLONDE SHAMPOO! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!' He begins crying into a rather surprised Nen's shoulder.

'Its ok Legolas! Its only shampoo...'

'ONLY SHAMPOO! IT WAS MY SHEER BLONDE SHAMPOO!'he yelled as he tossed some of his golden locks over his shoulder 'It was the only shampoo for me...and I must use it 3 times a day...or MY HAIR WILL GET UGLY!!!' he begins crying again, then stopped abruptly 'Wait...do you have any Nen!!?!?!?!'

'I'm sorry Leggy! I'm a red head..I use Sheer Red....'

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!' He yelled very loudly breaking down cring, ' and all the stores close at 6 here!! AHHHHHHHHHHH'

'I'm sorry Leggy!!' Nen said randomly hugging legolas and crying herself, 'but wait!,' she said suddenly looking up at him again a devilish smile on her face,' I know who'd definably have some!'

'Who!!', legolas asked, handing her one of many bright pink

hankerchiefs from inside his cloak, then taking out his favourite pink brush and

begining to absent-mindedly brush his hair

'Arwen would have some, she has all hair care products'

'REALLY! but...wait...she had black hair....wouldn't she use Sheer Brunette??!?!'

'No! She uses Sheer Blonde, her hair is really blonde, you see...she died it when she was little...'' Nen replied.

"So THATS why her hair seemed so dry and damaged...'

'Yes! Nen cried, that love sick look back again 'lets go!' she started

to pull him away, but was pulled back by Legolas, who just HAD to finish brushing his hair.

'Ok! I'm done!' he announced as the hairbrush disappeared magically.

'Shhh! Lets go!' Nen said happily as seh took his hand and dragged him over in teh general direction of Arwen's room.

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Sam:BLEH™!! Well, that was fun.....

Pip: =looks up= =rubs her eyes= eh? what happened?

Sam: *throws popcorn at her* THE CHAPTER IS OVER!!

Pip:=eats the popcorn and goes back to sleep=

Sam: *grumble* well, that was polite of her...probably dreaming of the giant pixie sticks she's gonna get from the Vince guy...

Pip:=hits her on the head with a rubber hammer and jumps back into her tea pot=

Sam:*was luckily wearing her rubber hammer replant* hmmm....*picks up tea pot and opens it, shoving in tea bags* My grandparents left these are our house...have some CELESTIAL SEAONINGS!!

Pip:=starts singing god save the queen in a very drunkenly manner=

Sam:*nodds* Yes, and if you want to know WHY she is singing God Save the Queen in a Drunken Manner, please go and read my inlighting fic 'When Lotr Extras go on Strike', and be sure to review!!

Pip:=nods==falls over= wheee...where's MY penguin, papa?

Sam: *stares*ok...well...*runs away to buy more popcorn/find a blank notebook* I gotta go write the next chapter until SOME PEOPLE decide to wake up and help me...bye then...

Pip:=mumbles incoherent things and disappears into the floor=

Sam: If you happen to find me notebook down there email me!!

***The three smile their blazing smiles, braces and non braces alike, and hit the upload button***