Disclaimer: I (unfortunately) don't own Gravitation, and anything related to Gravitation, except

Shuichi's Hime status Shuichi's Hime clothes Any and all ideas for this story The mental images that flash through my head as I write this incredibly weird (Shuichi: Stupid!) story. *hits Shuichi on the head with a BIG paper fan*

Shin-chan's Notes: Wai~! Gomenasai, minna-san!!! I just got soooooooooo lazy…the biggest case of lazy butt in history...I didn't feel like writing my story…but don't worry!! I am writing it now, as you can see, so I'll shut up and write…

Last time on The Crossdressing Oujisama…

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On the morning of the third day, they ate breakfast of fresh rabbit (courtesy of a passing hunter), and some tubers and mushrooms Obaachan had picked. Shuichi hime had learned how to tell the poisonous mushrooms from the non-poisonous mushrooms, and she was sooooooooo happy! Even more so than normally, because now, she could poison someone if she needed to. Well, not poison, just paralyze. A naughty thought ran through her head at that point (gee, I wonder what…||), and she blushed until her entire face turned red (pic where top of head poofs! open and steam comes out). Obaachan asked if something was wrong, but Shuichi hime replied that she was fine, and that they had better go lest they be late. So, off they went.

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~*~*~ At school, First Day ~*~*~

Shuichi hime was nervous. Today was her first day, and she was quivering with fear. The principle was walking beside her, saying stuff she wasn't really listening to (-.-|||). Besides, it was mostly about how she was going to bring attention to the school, how she'll love it...blah blah blah blah. Boring stuff. Well, they eventually made it to Shuichi hime's homeroom/class, and the principal kindly asked Shuichi hime to wait outside while he got the class in order (as in calmed down).

Shuichi hime waited patiently outside, daydreaming, and almost missed her 'cue' to go into the class.

"…please welcome her." The principal motioned to Shuichi hime, who was quickly entering the class to stand at the front. "Please introduce yourself."

"Watashi no namae wa Shindo Shuichi desu. Yoroshiku."

There were a few catcalls and whistles as Shuichi hime bowed. She also heard a few jealous whispers about her hair and trim figure (Shin-chan: *laughs*).

"Also, class," the principal continued, "you have a substitute, due to Takakawa sensei on maternity leave…"

The classroom suddenly slammed open, interrupting the principle's 'speech', and there, framed in the early morning light stood…

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"I was kinda thinking of stopping here, ya know, leave ya wondering who is there…but I looked at it, and it IS kinda short… so, I'm gonna keep going. But first, I want you ALL *points finger and moves arm in an arc across the audience* to, when you review, write down who you thought was in the door. It'll be fun~!!"

"More story, less talk!" Ryuichi pouted.

"Hai hai hai…"

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"Tatsuha! You're late again!" (scary...the principle knows his name…) the principal said to our dear latecomer. Tatsuha shrugged, and walked to his seat at the back of the classroom. The girls sighed as he passed, totally taken in by his god-like handsome-ness.

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"Yes! Finally! Someone who appreciates me!"

"*pats on shoulder* Don't get your hopes up, Tatsuha. Yuki is still first born. But you're cute. Just not like Yuki. *blows raspberry"

"…" *Tatsuha is pouting right now…*

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He's cute, Shuichi hime thought, but not my type. (Shin chan: yes, Shuichi is already attracted to guys…he doesn't know better! I wonder what his parents think…if they've thought that far...)

"*sigh* Shuichi hime, please take a seat… over by the window, please.

"Hai."

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After homeroom, the students of class 1-B studied math. Shuichi (Shin chan: we'll drop the hime now. It's getting tiring to type…). Shuichi, despite being a hime, was not…shall we say, adept at math.

I think Noriko sensei is getting tired of me calling her over her so much, Shuichi thought (SC: I think so too… so, I'm gonna do this! *twitches her kitty ears*). Noriko sensei, fed up with the pink haired annoying brat who apparently had no brains (Shuichi: Hey!!), assigned the boy in front of Shuichi to be her temporary tutor. Noriko sensei, glad that she was rid of that problem, shot a blare at the hime before turning to help some of the other brighter students.

I REALLY don't think Noriko sensei likes me. (good guess..|||)

The boy in front of Shuichi turned around, ready to show the new student what to do.

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Please review!!! If you do, I'll give you…a…um….chocolate ball candy that Killua likes~! Please??? Please review, please review, please review!!!

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P.S: Before going on to the next chapter, who do YOU think is gonna be turning around to help our dear chiisai no hime? Please write before going to the next chapter! You might get Killua's bunny sucker if you answer right~….