Chapter 5: Ashitare, Nakago, Miboshi and Soi
Disclaimer: See 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chapters
Note: I wanna point out that the title came to be because I was at a loss for what else to call it. Yeah. Ok, this is where you find out about the thing that's been planned. You all know that you are reading a humor fanfic, right? Good. Ok, we start!
"What is Suzaku's name?!?!?!"
She stood up. She only came up to my waist. She was wearing a pale pink kimono sashed with gold, (Yeah, I do have a thing for the colour gold.) and white deerskin slippers. (How the heck did she get those?) Her all-white hair went down to her knees. She looked up at me with large gray eyes and said, "My name is Hoshi. I'm a reincarnation of the Seiryuu Sei Ashitare."
"I heard you the first time. I'm just astounded. Ashitare?"
"N-hn. You know, big werewolf, got whipped by Nakago a lot."
"I-I know. You're just so-so-so UN-ASHITARE-LIKE."
"Arigatou." She looked past my shoulder. "Tomo? Is that you?"
"Hai, Hoshi-san. My name is Chuin now, though. Ni hao ma?"
"Genki. Omae?"
"The same."
"How's Shin-chan?"
"Genki mo."
Behind me, I heard Waen gasp with laughter. "He does have Shin-chan!"
"Hai," said Chuin, for he had heard her, "I have Shin-chan."
The 8yr old and the 11yr old walked up to each other and bowed. Hoshi whispered something to Chuin, who nodded. Then they smiled.
"Who's next?" KoK wanted to know.
"I believe that Miboshi, Soi, and Nakago are all making their way here," said Hoshi quite calmly.
"Nani!?"
"N," she held back a snort of laughter, "Wait'll you see Nakago."
"Doshite?" I asked cautiously.
Giggle. "He's...different."
--;; "How, little annoyance?"
"He's...OLDER."
"Riiiight. Listen, wolfling, if you don't tell me what this is all about..." I threatened, waving my flute at her.
"You'll see, you'll see. They should be here soon."
"Hnph." I glared
"Ne," said Maze, sticking her head out the window, "There's three people out there, approaching the palace. They look to be out last seishi. An old man, and a young couple."
Hoshi smiled.
I stared. "A young couple? Somebody tell me that's Soi and Nakago."
"Um...will it be bad for your health if I don't answer in the affirmative?" questioned Maze.
"Yes. I'll faint for the 3rd time today."
"Well, from the appearance of the old man, the couple is Soi and Miboshi."
I fainted for the 3rd time that day. (Yeah, I do know it's really the second. But I don't care.)
I came to again quickly. "I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
Hoshi was laughing her head off.
"Listen you," I narrowed my eyes at her.
But I was interrupted by the entrance of the three reincarnated shichisei.
"Konninichiwa! I'm Kaen, this is my husband Midori, and my grandfather, Ayuru." (Amiboshi faints for the 4th time. Kidding)
Ayuru stared round the palace. "In my days we would have used this silk sparingly, m'boy. We realized the value of good things! Why, one bolt of this stuff could feed a whole Asian family! In my day, things were better." (Cue Amiboshi fainting for the 5th time. Kidding, of course.)
And now we all knew what Hoshi meant when she talked of the hilarity of Nakago.
"Well, Ayuru-san-"
"Pst," whispered Kaen, "He doesn't remember."
"Oh. Oh! Ja*, Ayuru-san, why have you come to Konan?"
"Kaen," he grumped, "Talking about some kind of event."
"Event?" I turned to Kaen.
"Seiryuu told me." She smiled secretively.
"Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Nuriko shrieked, "I'm gonna go INSANE!! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT??!!"
Suddenly Taka and Miaka and an unknown boy ran into the room. We stared.
"Didn't...mean...to be...late...Suzaku...got us...sorry," panted Taka.
"Doko wa teriyaki!?!" Miaka yelled, at the same time glomping Nuriko hello, and getting a glare from Taira.
"How did you get here?" otouto demanded.
"Suzaku!" said Taka.
"WHAT IN SUZAKU'S NAME IS GOING ON??!??!" Nuriko shouted at the top of his lungs.
Then Suzaku, Seiryuu, Genbu, Byakko, and the rest of the last two's shichiseishi appeared. And then the creator of the universe, Taiitsukun, accompanied by about a zillion Nyan-nyans.
"Family reunion," she said with a smile.
Heh! **dodges about a zillion tomatoes** Hey, it's supposed to be huuuumooooor!!! Ow!
There was only one sentence there that shouldn't have been understood, that being, "Doko wa teriyaki": "Where's the teriyaki?"
*"Ja" should have a "-" over the "a", pointing out that that the word is "well", not "see ya". It's still pronounced "jaa", however.
Disclaimer: See 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chapters
Note: I wanna point out that the title came to be because I was at a loss for what else to call it. Yeah. Ok, this is where you find out about the thing that's been planned. You all know that you are reading a humor fanfic, right? Good. Ok, we start!
"What is Suzaku's name?!?!?!"
She stood up. She only came up to my waist. She was wearing a pale pink kimono sashed with gold, (Yeah, I do have a thing for the colour gold.) and white deerskin slippers. (How the heck did she get those?) Her all-white hair went down to her knees. She looked up at me with large gray eyes and said, "My name is Hoshi. I'm a reincarnation of the Seiryuu Sei Ashitare."
"I heard you the first time. I'm just astounded. Ashitare?"
"N-hn. You know, big werewolf, got whipped by Nakago a lot."
"I-I know. You're just so-so-so UN-ASHITARE-LIKE."
"Arigatou." She looked past my shoulder. "Tomo? Is that you?"
"Hai, Hoshi-san. My name is Chuin now, though. Ni hao ma?"
"Genki. Omae?"
"The same."
"How's Shin-chan?"
"Genki mo."
Behind me, I heard Waen gasp with laughter. "He does have Shin-chan!"
"Hai," said Chuin, for he had heard her, "I have Shin-chan."
The 8yr old and the 11yr old walked up to each other and bowed. Hoshi whispered something to Chuin, who nodded. Then they smiled.
"Who's next?" KoK wanted to know.
"I believe that Miboshi, Soi, and Nakago are all making their way here," said Hoshi quite calmly.
"Nani!?"
"N," she held back a snort of laughter, "Wait'll you see Nakago."
"Doshite?" I asked cautiously.
Giggle. "He's...different."
--;; "How, little annoyance?"
"He's...OLDER."
"Riiiight. Listen, wolfling, if you don't tell me what this is all about..." I threatened, waving my flute at her.
"You'll see, you'll see. They should be here soon."
"Hnph." I glared
"Ne," said Maze, sticking her head out the window, "There's three people out there, approaching the palace. They look to be out last seishi. An old man, and a young couple."
Hoshi smiled.
I stared. "A young couple? Somebody tell me that's Soi and Nakago."
"Um...will it be bad for your health if I don't answer in the affirmative?" questioned Maze.
"Yes. I'll faint for the 3rd time today."
"Well, from the appearance of the old man, the couple is Soi and Miboshi."
I fainted for the 3rd time that day. (Yeah, I do know it's really the second. But I don't care.)
I came to again quickly. "I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
Hoshi was laughing her head off.
"Listen you," I narrowed my eyes at her.
But I was interrupted by the entrance of the three reincarnated shichisei.
"Konninichiwa! I'm Kaen, this is my husband Midori, and my grandfather, Ayuru." (Amiboshi faints for the 4th time. Kidding)
Ayuru stared round the palace. "In my days we would have used this silk sparingly, m'boy. We realized the value of good things! Why, one bolt of this stuff could feed a whole Asian family! In my day, things were better." (Cue Amiboshi fainting for the 5th time. Kidding, of course.)
And now we all knew what Hoshi meant when she talked of the hilarity of Nakago.
"Well, Ayuru-san-"
"Pst," whispered Kaen, "He doesn't remember."
"Oh. Oh! Ja*, Ayuru-san, why have you come to Konan?"
"Kaen," he grumped, "Talking about some kind of event."
"Event?" I turned to Kaen.
"Seiryuu told me." She smiled secretively.
"Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Nuriko shrieked, "I'm gonna go INSANE!! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT??!!"
Suddenly Taka and Miaka and an unknown boy ran into the room. We stared.
"Didn't...mean...to be...late...Suzaku...got us...sorry," panted Taka.
"Doko wa teriyaki!?!" Miaka yelled, at the same time glomping Nuriko hello, and getting a glare from Taira.
"How did you get here?" otouto demanded.
"Suzaku!" said Taka.
"WHAT IN SUZAKU'S NAME IS GOING ON??!??!" Nuriko shouted at the top of his lungs.
Then Suzaku, Seiryuu, Genbu, Byakko, and the rest of the last two's shichiseishi appeared. And then the creator of the universe, Taiitsukun, accompanied by about a zillion Nyan-nyans.
"Family reunion," she said with a smile.
Heh! **dodges about a zillion tomatoes** Hey, it's supposed to be huuuumooooor!!! Ow!
There was only one sentence there that shouldn't have been understood, that being, "Doko wa teriyaki": "Where's the teriyaki?"
*"Ja" should have a "-" over the "a", pointing out that that the word is "well", not "see ya". It's still pronounced "jaa", however.