Note: If you've read any of my other stories than you know I'm a big B/V supporter. Again, I don't own DBZ, so no one sue me. I am not, I repeat, AM NOT making any money off of this; I just really like the show.
Summary: This is an A/U. Prince Vegeta and Kakarot, Vegeta's best friend, have been sent to Earth to find them some new wives. That's when the run into a blue haired genius and her best friend, Chi Chi. It's a K/CC and B/V. Rated PG-13 for some situations and language.
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The Wives of Prince Jerk and Goofy Starring Kakarot, Vegeta, Bulma, and Chi Chi
Vegeta-18/Kakarot-18/Bulma-17/Chi Chi-17
"Chi Chi! Over here! I'm over here!" Bulma yelled, trying to get Chi Chi's attention.
"Bulma! Hey! It seemed so long! I can't wait to start school again! Think there will be any new boys???" she asked, nudging Bulma and giving her a wink. Bulma had just broken up with Yamcha since he'd been cheating on her. It was now the first day of their last year of school. "Oooohhh, Bulma, we'd better make sure we make this year worth while."
Bulma nodded. "Yeah. You're right. It's our last chance to act like kids and I, for one, am going to make the best of it." Chi Chi hurrahed. With that, they both marched into the school building, arms linked.
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Meanwhile…
"Computer!" the Saiyan Prince barked. He had flaming hair and a big ego, though he was short. "When will we arrive?"
"We will be arriving in approximately one hour," the computer responded.
"Very good. Kakarot! Get your ass out of the refrigerator! How are we suppose to make it home if you eat all the food?" A tall, peacock-haired man pulled his head out of the refrigerator.
"Aww, but Vegeta, I'm hungry. And can't we just pick up food from Chikyuu?" he whined. Vegeta was stunned he had actually said an intelligent statement. He had only said that for another reason to order him around.
"NO!!!" he roared. "HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY HAVE FOOD WORTHY OF A SAIYAN???" Kakarot pondered for a moment. "Well, since I can eat anything, why don't you eat this stuff…" he said pointing at the refrigerator. "… and I'll eat the stuff on Chikyuu?"
"Very well." Vegeta said in a King-like manner. He was practicing being King. "Let's train until we arrive."
"But I don't wanna." Kakarot stated.
"THAT WASN'T A QUESTION, THAT WAS AN ORDER!" he screeched. "SO GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP SO WE CAN TRAIN!"
"Ok, ok. Keep your shirt on." Vegeta smirked to himself. He always got what he wanted…
Next chapter comin up soon. Real soon. Please review. Thank you!