Note: If you've read any of my other stories than you know I'm a big B/V supporter. Again, I don't own DBZ, so no one sue me. I am not, I repeat, AM NOT making any money off of this; I just really like the show.

Summary: If you want a summary, go to the first chapter.

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            Damn. I'm stuck in a ship with the Prince of all Buttheads, Dorky, and my best friend who's fawning over Goku 24/7. Perfect. What happened to my life? Bulma was looking out the window when she felt eyes on her. She turned around to see his royal pain-in-the-ass staring at her unstoppably. She gave him a strange look and he seemed to regain his senses. "What do you want with us, anyhow?" she finally asked.

            He looked at her, smirking. "Kakarot and I are from the planet Vegeta, which I am the prince of. My father made a discovery that if you were to mate with a human from Chikyuu, the offspring would be stronger than either race alone. He told me to find a human mate and to bring someone to accompany me." He jerked his head toward his best friend. "I don't know why I put up with him. Half of the time he can't remember what his own name is." Bulma giggled.

            "Chi Chi seems to be taking advantage of that." And there was Chi Chi, ordering him to and fro. " You'd better watch it Vegeta, or she might take away you're biggest hoax."

            His eyes sparkled evilly. "I think I have a new hoax around." He looked at her, his eyes full of lust. She looked at him in a disgusted way.

"I would much rather sell my soul to the devil than sleep with you," she said, trying to intimidate him.

"Well, either way, you would have to come to me then." He smirked.  Bulma rolled her eyes. Men. They're all the same. They all want the same thing. Well, maybe not him. He probably doesn't even know what it is. She looked at Goku. Vegeta smirked again. "I guess I forgot to mention that Saiyans can read your mind if you're not blocking your thoughts from others."

"What do you mean 'block'?" She looked really interested. Vegeta just frowned. He waved the idea off with his finger.  Now she was pissed, but she was too tired to argue. "Fine. But just when are we going back to Chikyuu?"

"We're not."

"WHAT!? Are you crazy!?  I haven't finished school, I left my CD player, my CD's, my hairbrush, my make-up, my backpack, my home, my family, my friends. And most importantly, MY RAZOR!!!" she wailed. Vegeta just blinked.

"Shut up. Women have razors on Vegeta." That seemed to calm her down. She smiled and her face brightened up. Gosh, she's just so beautiful when she smiles. His mind wandered as he stared at her face. She just shrugged and went to bed. He decided to do the same. He climbed into bed beside her.

"Just WHAT do you think YOUR doing?"

"There are only two beds, woman. One for us and one for them." He pointed to Goku and Chi Chi.

"Can't you sleep on the floor?"

"The Prince of Vegeta sleep on the floor!?" He burst out laughing.

"Fine." She curled up at the very corner of the bed.