Note: If you've read any of my other stories than you know I'm a big B/V supporter. Again, I don't own DBZ, so no one sue me. I am not, I repeat, AM NOT making any money off of this; I just really like the show.

Summary: If you want one, to the first chapter!

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             Back in the real world, Goku had stumbled out of his room right after making love to Chi Chi. It's not that he wanted to ditch her or anything, he was just REALLY hungry! In his world, food is first priority. "Oh no!" he thought frantically. "I'm gonna starve if I don't get some food in my stomach this instant!" He was tempted to try and shove the whole refrigerator down his throat, but he knew it wouldn't fit. He opened the door and stuffed his mouth for twenty minutes strait.

"Ah. That feels better." He was walking back to his bedroom when he noticed it was way too quiet for Bulma and Vegeta.  He took a peek in through the crack in the door (apparently, Bulma had failed to shut it all the way) and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.  Bulma and Vegeta were sitting on the bed in joined hands facing each other. "What the fuck???" he thought. He stared at them in wonder and then had a feeling he shouldn't be there and left.

Chi Chi was sleeping on the bed peacefully. He smiled at her lovingly. "She's so pretty." He looked down at the stuff she had brought in that "backpack". She said you carry stuff in it. Why would anyone want to do that? He was curious (and daring) enough to look and see what was in it. He found some box labeled "TAMPAX". "I wonder what these are." Just then Chi Chi woke up. She rubbed her eyes lazily.

"What are you doing up? And more importantly what are you doing?" She looked at the box in his hands and her eyes widened. Surprisingly, instead of getting mad, she blushed. "Umm… where did you get those? Those aren't mine. They're uh… Bulma's! Yeah."

Goku looked at her curiously. "What are you talking about? What are these things?" he inquired, screening the box carefully. Her eyes widened even more.

"You… don't … know?" she asked uncertainly. He shook his head. "Umm…well… you see… uh…" She thought of how she would put this and took a deep breath. "Ok, well, when a woman gets her menstrual cycle, she uses these to make sure the blood doesn't leak out. There!" she said, relieved and proud she had done so well.

            He looked at her in a strange way. "How?" Her face turned red.

            "Well, a pad is something you put on your underwear and it soaks it in when it comes out." She pulled a pad out and showed him. "A tampon…" she held up the box, "is something that a woman sticks… up… there… to keep it from coming out in the first place.

            His eyes widened. He looked at the tampon. "Women have sex with these things???" he asked in disbelief. "This is one weird, screwed up day," he thought to himself.  Chi Chi smacked herself in the forehead. His eyes widened. He had seen Vegeta do that. "Why do people always hit themselves?" he asked himself.

            Chi Chi was still trying to figure out how to explain this to him. "This is going to be a long, long day," she thought.

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Next Chapter up 2morrow. Plz review. Thank you!