AN: Ok, a little ooc and a lot of cussin' so excuse it. PG For lang.!
Hope you like it! And I don't own anything at all expect the plot line,
which is nonexistent.
They looked at one another, wondering who would go first.
They had been practicing for months and now, the time had come for the final showdown.
The WiZards against the Witches 5 in an all out battle of the bands.
The girls had set up on one side and the boys on the other. Surprisingly, the boys also played instruments. It was Draco on the electric guitar, Ron on base, Lee on the drums and Fred on the keys. Of course Harry played two instruments. The guitar and electric guitar.
Hermione, also plays the guitar and electric but for the opening number, the guys were going to play while the girls sing and dance, but after that, who knows what was going to happen.
Professor Dumbledore walked out on the stage, smiling as usual. In the front row was the other Weasley clan, as well as Prof. Lupin with Snuffles (aka wrongly accused escaped convince, Sirius Black) Cho Chang, and everyone else from Hogwarts as well as a few from some record companies and Hogsmead folk, gathered into a theater to witness this awesome show.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!" He says, " We're here to see the greatest battle yet! The BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!!"
*Everyone claps *
"NOW PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF SOUND TO THE WITCHES 5 And THE WiZARDS!!!"
The curtains rise and there stood Hermione in a short black skirt with a black tube top. A few strands of her hair was dyed light purple.
"Ok! We're going to welcome you with our opening song, Lady Vamp!"
She looks at the girls, "Ready!"
"Yeah."
She starts out sing while the boys played the song.
Hermione: *Slowly * Elvis was a cooler shaker,
Marley, Ziggy melody maker,
Ginny: She's a bond babe; kick some ass,
Doctor No, this girl's got class
Parvati: Charlie's Angels, girls on top,
Habdbags, their pistol rocks,
Lavender: Baby love are so glam queen,
Sing the blues a love supreme,
Sixties Twiggy set the pace,
Way back then she had the pace
All: That's all in the past, legends built to last,
But she's got something new,
She's a power girl in a 90's world,
And she knows just what to Do Cos the lady is vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp,
She's a dadadadada da da,
Come on fellow raise your bets cos you ain't seen nothing yet,
She's the top of the top she's the best,
Hermione: *Seductively * Jackie O, we loved her so,
Sorry Mr. President as far as we know,
Alicia: Norma Jean had a 7-year itch,
Some like it hot to a fever pitch,
Lavender: Sandy Denny summer love,
And Grady's t-birds to the moon above
All: That's all in the past, legends built to last,
But she's got something new,
She's a power girl in a 90's world,
And she knows just what to Do Cos the lady is vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp,
She's a dadadadada da da,
Come on fellow raise your bets cos you ain't seen nothing yet,
She's the top of the top she's the best,
Hermione: Mione Lavender: Lavender Ginny: Ginny Parvati: Parva Alicia: Alicia All: yes now that's you're tot,
We're the Witches 5 ready to go,
Ladies and gents can you please take your seats
And we hope that you enjoyed the show,
Hermione smirks and winks, : Thank you very much..
They clapped liking how it went and wondering how the boys are gonna do.
Harry goes up to the mic, clapping, "Well, thank you ladies for the opening now be prepared to be blown out of the water!" He smirks, "Our song is a bit..more aggressive."
He looks out at the audience , "Our next song is called Guilty Conscience. Our announcer will be played by Lee Jordan and The other people..by the rest of the band."
The music starts and we see that Ron is standing there and Lee starts talking.
Lee: Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store
Ron: ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
Lee: But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
Ron: ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
Harry: Alright, stop!
Ron: (Huh?)
Harry: Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
Ron: (But who are you?)
Harry: I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Draco: That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
Harry: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
Draco: Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have
Harry: Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
Ron: (You're right!)
Harry: Not over this shit
Draco: (Stop!)
Harry: Drop the biscuit
Ron: (I will!)
Harry: Don't even listen to Drac yo, he's bad for you
*Ron leaves. *
*Draco glares at Harry and shook his head:* : You know what Potter? I don't like your attitude..
*Static sound *
Katie and George are part of the act.
George: "It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute"
Katie: *Looking unsure * Mmmm..I don't know
George: Look baby..
Katie: *Shakes head * Damn!
George: *Puts a comforting arm around her. * Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?"
Katie: * Nods, Still unsure. * Well..Ok
Lee walks in besides George and says: Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.
George holding Katie close: Give me a kiss.
Lee: After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...
George: Shit
Draco: Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Harry: Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
Draco: Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?
George: Uh huh
Draco: Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Harry: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?
Draco: *Looks at him. * No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
Harry: * Shakes his head. * Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Draco: * Looks at George and Katie, cause they're frozen in position.* Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
*Sound of Static*
*Pick up, idling radio playing *
Fred comes on wearing a hard hat. Katie and George comes back on, kissing and what not. Fred walks in on them and stops dead in his tracks. While Katie, pretending to be Fred's
girl, stares at him with terror as she realize he was there and so does George.
Lee comes in and says: Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed another man.
Fred: *Outraged * What the Fuck!!?
Katie: * Scared * Grady!!
Harry: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
Draco: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
Harry: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
Draco: *Stares as if Harry had just said Voldemort wear a pink frilly dress on Sunday, only* What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!
Harry:* Rolls eyes * Alright Draco, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Draco: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
Harry: *Grabs Draco by the collar * What'chu say?
Draco: * Grins * What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? Harry: * Shakes Draco and raises a fist * I'm gonna kill you motherfucker! Draco: * Smiles and waves a finger * Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Potter? Mr. B. W. L.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Harry: *Lets Draco go and glares at him * Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. *Exasperated now, Harry looks at the two then at Fred * aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
The song ended and there was a thunderous applause from the teenage section, which by the way is a lot of kids. The girls didn't even looked impressed as Hermione, slightly pushes Harry away from the mic and takes it. She looks at him as she said, "Well, looks like you're not always a good boy, Potter."
"You know it!" Harry grins.
Hermione rolls her eyes. "Any way, or next song is just as bad as theirs. It's about a girl who still loves a guy even after he dumps her. Like a Pill." Hermione begins to play as well as the other girls. (This is a solo for Hermione.
Hermione: Lying here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support
There's a shortage in the switch
I can't stay on your morphine
'Cause it's making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little bitch
I'll think I'll get out of here
All: Where I can run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better
You keep making me ill
You keep making me ill
Hermione: I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
It must be a bad trip
All of the other pills were different
Maybe I should get some help
I can't stay on your life support
There's a shortage in the switch
I can't stay on your morphine
'Cause it's making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little bitch
I'll think I'll get out of here
All: Where I can run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better
You keep making me ill
You keep making me ill
The girls bowed and Harry took the mic. "Very nice ladies..Pills are we?" He raised a brow at Hermione who just shrugged, "Well.. in that case.." He looks out at the crowd, "Our next song is Jaded." (A Harry Solo! Hehehehe, I just can't help myself! ) Harry takes the mic... Harry: Hey
Ja ja jaded
You gotch yo mama's style
But you're yesterday's child to me
So jaded
You think that's where it's at
But is that where it's supposed to be
You're gettin' it all over me
X - rated
All: My my baby blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah you're so jaded
Harry: And I'm the one that jaded you
Harry: Hey
Ja ja jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love
And hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded
All: My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
Harry: And baby I'm afraid a you
All: Your thinkin's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hate it
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded
*Cool guitar music w/piano and drums! *
Harry: Hey
Ja ja jaded
There ain't no baby please
When I'm shootin' the breeze with her
When everything you see is a blur
And ecstasy's what you prefer
Harry: My my baby blue
Band: (blue blue blue blue yeah)
Harry: Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Band: (blue blue blue blue yeah)
Harry: Yeah I've been thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah you're so jaded
Band:(Jaded)
Harry: Jaded
Band: (Jaded)
Harry: You're so jaded
*Music stops just as Harry grabs the mic *
Harry: Cause I'm the one that jaded you
*Music finishes out *
People applauses, just as Hermione stands next to Harry with her arms folded as she looked bored. "Yeah, Yeah, wonder boy. Enough of this."
Harry looks at her "What? Sad cause you're gonna lose, Mione?"
She shook her head, "Our song is going to have you shacking in your knickers!" She smiles as she goes up to the mic. "Our next song will be done with a friend of ours, Angelina(Something cause I forgot her last name! Eek! ). She'll sing with us and Alicia's working the turn table."
She looks at the girls. "Ready!?"
The music began and Angelina began her tune.
Angelina: Forfeit the game / Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face / You can't run the race
The pace is too fast / You just won't last
*Drums and guitars start. *
Hermione: You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life
My pride is broken
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You have to act like you're someone
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You love the things I say I'll do
The way I'll hurt myself again just to get back at you
You take away when I give in / my life
My pride is broken
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You have to act like you're someone
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
All:(You live what you've learned)
Angelina: Forfeit the game / Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face / You can't run the race
The pace is too fast / You just won't last
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You have to act like you're someone
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
Angelina: forfeit the game
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to act like you're someone
Angelina: forfeit the game
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
Angelina: forfeit the game
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
Angelina: forfeit the game
All:(You live what you've learned)
Another round of applause for the girls and Harry clasps as well and says. " Very good girls, but just wait.in the end we always win."
"Stuff it Potter!" Hermione glares at him, almost playfully.
"Our next song is called Crawling. It's a little.out there."
Harry: Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
*A little music *
Harry: There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Fred: Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take
Harry: I've felt this way before
So insecure
All: Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Draco: Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Fred: Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take
Draco: I've felt this way before
So insecure
All: Crawling in my skin
(Fred : * In Background * There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface)
These wounds, they will not heal
( Fred: Consuming, Confusing)
Fear is how I fall
(Fred: This lack of self control I fear is never ending)
Confusing what is real
(Fred: Controlling)
All: Confusing.. Confusing what is reeeeaaaallll!
Hermione went up to them, "Ok, boys, now it's time for us to take the stage." She looks out into the audenice. "Ok our next song is dedicated to all you defiant teens out there! Defy You!"
Hermione: You may push me around
But you cannot win
You may throw me down
But I'll rise again
The more you say
The more I defy you
So get out of my face
All: You cannot stop us
You cannot bring us down
Never give up
We go on and on
You'll never break us
Never bring us down
We are alive!
Ginny: All my will
Parvati: All my strength
Alicia: Rip it out
Lavender: Start again
Parvati: The wind blows
I'll lean into the wind
Lavender: My angle grows
I'll use it to win
Hermione: The more you say
The more I defy you
So get out of my way
All: Can you leave it all behind?
Hermione: All my will
All: Can you leave it all behind?
Hermione: All my strength
All: Cause you can't go back
Hermione: Rip it out start again!
All: You can't go back
Harry took the mic, "Ok, our next one is for the girls. Not romantice, but a sorry song. We call it Pretty Girl."
Harry: Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about
That's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
All: It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
*Jams a little before continuing. *
Ron: She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and
Her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men
Draco,& Harry: And that's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
And that's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
All: It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Loooovvvve
Harry: Pretty Girl
(Draco/Ron at the same time: Pretty Girl..)
Harry: Pretty Girl
(Draco and Ron: Pretty Girl..)
Harry: Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out
You can never get 'em out of your head
All: It's the way
That he makes you cry
It's the way
That he in your mind
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Love
"And now a joint song by Harry Potter and Hermione Granger called Dilemma." Lee Jordan said from his mic.
Hermione: I love and I need you
Harry, I love you, I do
Need you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: *Smiling * Uh-uh-uh-uh
I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me
And she got the hots for me, the finest thing I need to see
But oh, no, no, she got a man and a son, oh-oh, but that's okay
'Cause I wait for my cue and just listen, play my position
Like a shortstop, pick up e'rything mami hittin'
And in no time I better make this friend mine and that's for sure
'Cause I-I never been the type to break up a happy home
But there's something 'bout baby girl, I just can't leave her 'lone
So tell me, ma, what's it gonna be
She said,
Hermione: You don't know what you mean to me
Harry: come on
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: Uh-uh-uh-uh
I see a lot in your look and I never say a word
I know how players start actin' trippin' , and hate up all the girls
And there's no way Harry go for it
Ain't f***in' with no dame, as you could see
But I-I like your steeze, your style, your whole demeanor
The way you come through and holler, and swoop me in his two-seater
Now that's gangsta and I got special ways to thank ya, don't you forget it
But it ain't that easy for you to back up and leave him
But you and me we got ties for different reasons
I respect that and right before I turned to leave
She said,
Hermione: You don't know what you mean to me
Harry: Come on
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: Sing it for me, 'Mione
Hermione: * Kisses Harry, who blushes. * I love and I need you Harry, I love you, I do
And it's more than you'll ever know
Boy, it's for sure
You can always count on my love
Forever more, yeah, yeah
Harry: East coast, I know you're shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swingin' right
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: East coast, I know you're shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swingin' right
East coast, you're still shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still swingin' right
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: Yeah, yeah
East coast, I know you're shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swingin' right
East coast, you're still shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still swingin' right
Prof. Dumbledore came out on stage and stood next to the two, "Now give it one more time to the Witches 5 and the WiZards!"
Everyone clapped.
"Now, who will it be? The Witches 5?" He raised a hand above Hermione, thunderous roar of appaulse and shouts. "Or,:" he held a hand above Harry, "The WiZards?" It seemed even, at least to Dumbledore. And so...
"It's a tie! The Witches 5 and WiZards tie! Both get the prize money and a two week free pass to Hogsmead whenever they want!"
"Alright!" The girls exchanged high-fives.
"Cool!" Lee said and gave Harry a high-five as well.
It was after closing time and the bandmemebers of the two groups were still there, putting away their instruments.
"So, Mione," Harry said casually, "What are you and the girls' up to tomorrow night?"
Hermione looks at him and then at the girls then back at him, "Nothing, why?"
"Well," He shut his case and stands up, "The guys and I were wondering if you'd like to go out tomorrow at ten."
"Sure!" Came the answers.
A few moments later there was a loud shriek. We watch as the Boy Who Lived, ran down the aisle of the theater, towards the doors, being chased by Hermione Granger.
"Harry J. Potter!" She screeched, "When I get my hands on you, you're gonna be The Dickless Boy Who Lived!"
Angelina, who'd stayed afterward to collect her share of the prize looks at the others,
"What's got her panties in a twist?" She asked and looks at them confused.
"He did." Ron laughed, "Harry bit her butt and now he's running for his life..again."
Angelina stares at him, "Again?"
Lavender nods, "Yeah, he does that to her from time to time, you know." She closed her case, "And it always ends with them making out somewhere." She rolled her eyes.
Angelina just shook her head, she was not going to say anything about her friends strange relationships. * ' Though' * She reflected with a little smile. * ' They are funny to watch.' *
The End~89
That's it! My insansity has infected you!!!
They looked at one another, wondering who would go first.
They had been practicing for months and now, the time had come for the final showdown.
The WiZards against the Witches 5 in an all out battle of the bands.
The girls had set up on one side and the boys on the other. Surprisingly, the boys also played instruments. It was Draco on the electric guitar, Ron on base, Lee on the drums and Fred on the keys. Of course Harry played two instruments. The guitar and electric guitar.
Hermione, also plays the guitar and electric but for the opening number, the guys were going to play while the girls sing and dance, but after that, who knows what was going to happen.
Professor Dumbledore walked out on the stage, smiling as usual. In the front row was the other Weasley clan, as well as Prof. Lupin with Snuffles (aka wrongly accused escaped convince, Sirius Black) Cho Chang, and everyone else from Hogwarts as well as a few from some record companies and Hogsmead folk, gathered into a theater to witness this awesome show.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!" He says, " We're here to see the greatest battle yet! The BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!!"
*Everyone claps *
"NOW PLEASE GIVE A ROUND OF SOUND TO THE WITCHES 5 And THE WiZARDS!!!"
The curtains rise and there stood Hermione in a short black skirt with a black tube top. A few strands of her hair was dyed light purple.
"Ok! We're going to welcome you with our opening song, Lady Vamp!"
She looks at the girls, "Ready!"
"Yeah."
She starts out sing while the boys played the song.
Hermione: *Slowly * Elvis was a cooler shaker,
Marley, Ziggy melody maker,
Ginny: She's a bond babe; kick some ass,
Doctor No, this girl's got class
Parvati: Charlie's Angels, girls on top,
Habdbags, their pistol rocks,
Lavender: Baby love are so glam queen,
Sing the blues a love supreme,
Sixties Twiggy set the pace,
Way back then she had the pace
All: That's all in the past, legends built to last,
But she's got something new,
She's a power girl in a 90's world,
And she knows just what to Do Cos the lady is vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp,
She's a dadadadada da da,
Come on fellow raise your bets cos you ain't seen nothing yet,
She's the top of the top she's the best,
Hermione: *Seductively * Jackie O, we loved her so,
Sorry Mr. President as far as we know,
Alicia: Norma Jean had a 7-year itch,
Some like it hot to a fever pitch,
Lavender: Sandy Denny summer love,
And Grady's t-birds to the moon above
All: That's all in the past, legends built to last,
But she's got something new,
She's a power girl in a 90's world,
And she knows just what to Do Cos the lady is vamp, she's a vixen not a tramp,
She's a dadadadada da da,
Come on fellow raise your bets cos you ain't seen nothing yet,
She's the top of the top she's the best,
Hermione: Mione Lavender: Lavender Ginny: Ginny Parvati: Parva Alicia: Alicia All: yes now that's you're tot,
We're the Witches 5 ready to go,
Ladies and gents can you please take your seats
And we hope that you enjoyed the show,
Hermione smirks and winks, : Thank you very much..
They clapped liking how it went and wondering how the boys are gonna do.
Harry goes up to the mic, clapping, "Well, thank you ladies for the opening now be prepared to be blown out of the water!" He smirks, "Our song is a bit..more aggressive."
He looks out at the audience , "Our next song is called Guilty Conscience. Our announcer will be played by Lee Jordan and The other people..by the rest of the band."
The music starts and we see that Ron is standing there and Lee starts talking.
Lee: Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store
Ron: ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
Lee: But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
Ron: ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
Harry: Alright, stop!
Ron: (Huh?)
Harry: Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
Ron: (But who are you?)
Harry: I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Draco: That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
Harry: Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
Draco: Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have
Harry: Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
Ron: (You're right!)
Harry: Not over this shit
Draco: (Stop!)
Harry: Drop the biscuit
Ron: (I will!)
Harry: Don't even listen to Drac yo, he's bad for you
*Ron leaves. *
*Draco glares at Harry and shook his head:* : You know what Potter? I don't like your attitude..
*Static sound *
Katie and George are part of the act.
George: "It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute"
Katie: *Looking unsure * Mmmm..I don't know
George: Look baby..
Katie: *Shakes head * Damn!
George: *Puts a comforting arm around her. * Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?"
Katie: * Nods, Still unsure. * Well..Ok
Lee walks in besides George and says: Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.
George holding Katie close: Give me a kiss.
Lee: After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...
George: Shit
Draco: Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Harry: Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
Draco: Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair?
George: Uh huh
Draco: Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Harry: Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?
Draco: *Looks at him. * No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
Harry: * Shakes his head. * Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Draco: * Looks at George and Katie, cause they're frozen in position.* Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
*Sound of Static*
*Pick up, idling radio playing *
Fred comes on wearing a hard hat. Katie and George comes back on, kissing and what not. Fred walks in on them and stops dead in his tracks. While Katie, pretending to be Fred's
girl, stares at him with terror as she realize he was there and so does George.
Lee comes in and says: Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed another man.
Fred: *Outraged * What the Fuck!!?
Katie: * Scared * Grady!!
Harry: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
Draco: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
Harry: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
Draco: *Stares as if Harry had just said Voldemort wear a pink frilly dress on Sunday, only* What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!
Harry:* Rolls eyes * Alright Draco, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Draco: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
Harry: *Grabs Draco by the collar * What'chu say?
Draco: * Grins * What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? Harry: * Shakes Draco and raises a fist * I'm gonna kill you motherfucker! Draco: * Smiles and waves a finger * Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Potter? Mr. B. W. L.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Harry: *Lets Draco go and glares at him * Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. *Exasperated now, Harry looks at the two then at Fred * aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
The song ended and there was a thunderous applause from the teenage section, which by the way is a lot of kids. The girls didn't even looked impressed as Hermione, slightly pushes Harry away from the mic and takes it. She looks at him as she said, "Well, looks like you're not always a good boy, Potter."
"You know it!" Harry grins.
Hermione rolls her eyes. "Any way, or next song is just as bad as theirs. It's about a girl who still loves a guy even after he dumps her. Like a Pill." Hermione begins to play as well as the other girls. (This is a solo for Hermione.
Hermione: Lying here on the floor where you left me
I think I took too much
I'm crying here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun
I can't stay on your life support
There's a shortage in the switch
I can't stay on your morphine
'Cause it's making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little bitch
I'll think I'll get out of here
All: Where I can run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better
You keep making me ill
You keep making me ill
Hermione: I haven't moved from the spot where you left me
It must be a bad trip
All of the other pills were different
Maybe I should get some help
I can't stay on your life support
There's a shortage in the switch
I can't stay on your morphine
'Cause it's making me itch
I said I tried to call the nurse again
But she's being a little bitch
I'll think I'll get out of here
All: Where I can run just as fast as I can
To the middle of nowhere
To the middle of my frustrated fears
And I swear you're just like a pill
Instead of making me better
You keep making me ill
You keep making me ill
The girls bowed and Harry took the mic. "Very nice ladies..Pills are we?" He raised a brow at Hermione who just shrugged, "Well.. in that case.." He looks out at the crowd, "Our next song is Jaded." (A Harry Solo! Hehehehe, I just can't help myself! ) Harry takes the mic... Harry: Hey
Ja ja jaded
You gotch yo mama's style
But you're yesterday's child to me
So jaded
You think that's where it's at
But is that where it's supposed to be
You're gettin' it all over me
X - rated
All: My my baby blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah you're so jaded
Harry: And I'm the one that jaded you
Harry: Hey
Ja ja jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love
And hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded
All: My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
Harry: And baby I'm afraid a you
All: Your thinkin's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hate it
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded
*Cool guitar music w/piano and drums! *
Harry: Hey
Ja ja jaded
There ain't no baby please
When I'm shootin' the breeze with her
When everything you see is a blur
And ecstasy's what you prefer
Harry: My my baby blue
Band: (blue blue blue blue yeah)
Harry: Yeah I'm talkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Band: (blue blue blue blue yeah)
Harry: Yeah I've been thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah you're so jaded
Band:(Jaded)
Harry: Jaded
Band: (Jaded)
Harry: You're so jaded
*Music stops just as Harry grabs the mic *
Harry: Cause I'm the one that jaded you
*Music finishes out *
People applauses, just as Hermione stands next to Harry with her arms folded as she looked bored. "Yeah, Yeah, wonder boy. Enough of this."
Harry looks at her "What? Sad cause you're gonna lose, Mione?"
She shook her head, "Our song is going to have you shacking in your knickers!" She smiles as she goes up to the mic. "Our next song will be done with a friend of ours, Angelina(Something cause I forgot her last name! Eek! ). She'll sing with us and Alicia's working the turn table."
She looks at the girls. "Ready!?"
The music began and Angelina began her tune.
Angelina: Forfeit the game / Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face / You can't run the race
The pace is too fast / You just won't last
*Drums and guitars start. *
Hermione: You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life
My pride is broken
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You have to act like you're someone
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You love the things I say I'll do
The way I'll hurt myself again just to get back at you
You take away when I give in / my life
My pride is broken
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You have to act like you're someone
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
All:(You live what you've learned)
Angelina: Forfeit the game / Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face / You can't run the race
The pace is too fast / You just won't last
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You have to act like you're someone
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You like to think you're never wrong
Angelina: forfeit the game
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to act like you're someone
Angelina: forfeit the game
All:(You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want someone to hurt like you
Angelina: forfeit the game
All: (You live what you've learned)
Hermione: You want to share what you've been through
Angelina: forfeit the game
All:(You live what you've learned)
Another round of applause for the girls and Harry clasps as well and says. " Very good girls, but just wait.in the end we always win."
"Stuff it Potter!" Hermione glares at him, almost playfully.
"Our next song is called Crawling. It's a little.out there."
Harry: Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
*A little music *
Harry: There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Fred: Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take
Harry: I've felt this way before
So insecure
All: Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Draco: Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
Fred: Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take
Draco: I've felt this way before
So insecure
All: Crawling in my skin
(Fred : * In Background * There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface)
These wounds, they will not heal
( Fred: Consuming, Confusing)
Fear is how I fall
(Fred: This lack of self control I fear is never ending)
Confusing what is real
(Fred: Controlling)
All: Confusing.. Confusing what is reeeeaaaallll!
Hermione went up to them, "Ok, boys, now it's time for us to take the stage." She looks out into the audenice. "Ok our next song is dedicated to all you defiant teens out there! Defy You!"
Hermione: You may push me around
But you cannot win
You may throw me down
But I'll rise again
The more you say
The more I defy you
So get out of my face
All: You cannot stop us
You cannot bring us down
Never give up
We go on and on
You'll never break us
Never bring us down
We are alive!
Ginny: All my will
Parvati: All my strength
Alicia: Rip it out
Lavender: Start again
Parvati: The wind blows
I'll lean into the wind
Lavender: My angle grows
I'll use it to win
Hermione: The more you say
The more I defy you
So get out of my way
All: Can you leave it all behind?
Hermione: All my will
All: Can you leave it all behind?
Hermione: All my strength
All: Cause you can't go back
Hermione: Rip it out start again!
All: You can't go back
Harry took the mic, "Ok, our next one is for the girls. Not romantice, but a sorry song. We call it Pretty Girl."
Harry: Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about
That's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
All: It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
*Jams a little before continuing. *
Ron: She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and
Her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men
Draco,& Harry: And that's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
And that's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
All: It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Loooovvvve
Harry: Pretty Girl
(Draco/Ron at the same time: Pretty Girl..)
Harry: Pretty Girl
(Draco and Ron: Pretty Girl..)
Harry: Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out
You can never get 'em out of your head
All: It's the way
That he makes you cry
It's the way
That he in your mind
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love
Love
"And now a joint song by Harry Potter and Hermione Granger called Dilemma." Lee Jordan said from his mic.
Hermione: I love and I need you
Harry, I love you, I do
Need you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: *Smiling * Uh-uh-uh-uh
I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me
And she got the hots for me, the finest thing I need to see
But oh, no, no, she got a man and a son, oh-oh, but that's okay
'Cause I wait for my cue and just listen, play my position
Like a shortstop, pick up e'rything mami hittin'
And in no time I better make this friend mine and that's for sure
'Cause I-I never been the type to break up a happy home
But there's something 'bout baby girl, I just can't leave her 'lone
So tell me, ma, what's it gonna be
She said,
Hermione: You don't know what you mean to me
Harry: come on
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: Uh-uh-uh-uh
I see a lot in your look and I never say a word
I know how players start actin' trippin' , and hate up all the girls
And there's no way Harry go for it
Ain't f***in' with no dame, as you could see
But I-I like your steeze, your style, your whole demeanor
The way you come through and holler, and swoop me in his two-seater
Now that's gangsta and I got special ways to thank ya, don't you forget it
But it ain't that easy for you to back up and leave him
But you and me we got ties for different reasons
I respect that and right before I turned to leave
She said,
Hermione: You don't know what you mean to me
Harry: Come on
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: Sing it for me, 'Mione
Hermione: * Kisses Harry, who blushes. * I love and I need you Harry, I love you, I do
And it's more than you'll ever know
Boy, it's for sure
You can always count on my love
Forever more, yeah, yeah
Harry: East coast, I know you're shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swingin' right
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: East coast, I know you're shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swingin' right
East coast, you're still shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still swingin' right
Hermione: No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my Boo
You know I'm crazy over you
Harry: Yeah, yeah
East coast, I know you're shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you swingin' right
East coast, you're still shakin' right
Down south, I know you're bouncin' right
West coast, I know you're walkin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, you're still swingin' right
Prof. Dumbledore came out on stage and stood next to the two, "Now give it one more time to the Witches 5 and the WiZards!"
Everyone clapped.
"Now, who will it be? The Witches 5?" He raised a hand above Hermione, thunderous roar of appaulse and shouts. "Or,:" he held a hand above Harry, "The WiZards?" It seemed even, at least to Dumbledore. And so...
"It's a tie! The Witches 5 and WiZards tie! Both get the prize money and a two week free pass to Hogsmead whenever they want!"
"Alright!" The girls exchanged high-fives.
"Cool!" Lee said and gave Harry a high-five as well.
It was after closing time and the bandmemebers of the two groups were still there, putting away their instruments.
"So, Mione," Harry said casually, "What are you and the girls' up to tomorrow night?"
Hermione looks at him and then at the girls then back at him, "Nothing, why?"
"Well," He shut his case and stands up, "The guys and I were wondering if you'd like to go out tomorrow at ten."
"Sure!" Came the answers.
A few moments later there was a loud shriek. We watch as the Boy Who Lived, ran down the aisle of the theater, towards the doors, being chased by Hermione Granger.
"Harry J. Potter!" She screeched, "When I get my hands on you, you're gonna be The Dickless Boy Who Lived!"
Angelina, who'd stayed afterward to collect her share of the prize looks at the others,
"What's got her panties in a twist?" She asked and looks at them confused.
"He did." Ron laughed, "Harry bit her butt and now he's running for his life..again."
Angelina stares at him, "Again?"
Lavender nods, "Yeah, he does that to her from time to time, you know." She closed her case, "And it always ends with them making out somewhere." She rolled her eyes.
Angelina just shook her head, she was not going to say anything about her friends strange relationships. * ' Though' * She reflected with a little smile. * ' They are funny to watch.' *
The End~89
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