Chapter 2: MEET DR. ISHTAR!!!
Disclaimer: Oh, what light through yonder window breaks...Alas, I do not own
Yu-Gi-Oh, saying is such sweet sorrow.
(MY DISCLAIMER ROX!!!)
Yes, it's still rated G, wait, no, this chappie is rated PG...VIOLENCE!
KEY= //means in their mind, NOT THEIR THOUGHTS!!!
Whoo...Now that I'm done with this...I can begin!
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TO FILL U IN...
(LAST TIME WE SAW OUR HERO HE HAD JUST SHOWN UP AT THE DENTIST...WE HAD JUST
LEFT HIM OFF WITH TEA TELLING HIM THAT DR. ISHTAR WOULD BE IN SHORTLY...)
~So.. let's start!~
Yugi- *thinking* Who's Dr. Ishtar?
*Malik comes running in with a rather large drill in hand*
Malik- Hello, I'm Dr. Ishtar, your new dentist.
Yugi- YOU? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Malik- Why do you look so scared?
*Yugi is backed up all the way in the chair*
Malik- Huh? Huh? Tell me!!! Now, you foolish human! *Pauses to think* Wait- I
am a human, too- at least I think so!
* Yugi runs to window, desperately trying to open it*
Malik- Nevermind! You're getting away!No! Don't open the window! NO!
Yugi- Why are you here? What are you doing? *Transforms into Yami*
Yami- Tell me. (No longer acting all scared.)
Malik- You have a cavity. OPEN UP!!!
Yami- Never! Why should I? *Hint of rebellion in his eyes*
Malik- 'Cuz I'm Your dentist, and there's nuthin' you can do 'bout it!
Yami- You will pay for torturing poor little Yugi!!!
*Picks up Malik, throws him out the window*
//Yami- Yugi, are you Ok?//
//Yugi- *shuddering* I think...//
//Yami- I'll get that darn Malik!!!//
*Yami runs to window and jumps out, about to stomp on Malik*
//Yugi- NO!!! You mustn't do it!!!//
Yami- I must.
//Yugi- NO!!!//
Yugi- MIND SHUFFLE!!! *Transforms back into regular Yugi*
(lands next to Malik)
Yugi- I'll just call the police...
Malik *As Yugi walks away* NO!!!
(EPILOGUE: Yugi called the police, after telling everybody inside what had
happened, and Malik was sent to jail for life, convicted and charged for
attempted murder. : P )
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Yami- I should've-*Emiko puts her hand over his mouth*
Emiko- No swearing here! Besides, it had a happy ending! : P
Yami- I didn't like it- the stinking story was two chapters long!!!
Emiko- So, it had a moral.
Yami- What would that be? Never trust a dentist who looks like a girl?
Emiko- How mean! No, the moral is to never trust a dentist with long hair!!!
Yami- Gettin' serious, the real moral is to be afraid of power tools-very
afraid-especially when the person holding one is an unqualified dentist who
LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!!
*Malik comes in, then walks back out, dragging Yami by the ear*
Emiko- *waving* Bye, Yami! Have a nice torture!
*Yami screams*
Emiko- Now where'd Seto go? Oops, sorry, gotta go look for him!
*Leaves then comes back, forgetting something*
Emiko- And, oh, yeah, please r&r. Yes, this is the last chapter of my VERY
FIRST fan fic.
Disclaimer: Oh, what light through yonder window breaks...Alas, I do not own
Yu-Gi-Oh, saying is such sweet sorrow.
(MY DISCLAIMER ROX!!!)
Yes, it's still rated G, wait, no, this chappie is rated PG...VIOLENCE!
KEY= //means in their mind, NOT THEIR THOUGHTS!!!
Whoo...Now that I'm done with this...I can begin!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TO FILL U IN...
(LAST TIME WE SAW OUR HERO HE HAD JUST SHOWN UP AT THE DENTIST...WE HAD JUST
LEFT HIM OFF WITH TEA TELLING HIM THAT DR. ISHTAR WOULD BE IN SHORTLY...)
~So.. let's start!~
Yugi- *thinking* Who's Dr. Ishtar?
*Malik comes running in with a rather large drill in hand*
Malik- Hello, I'm Dr. Ishtar, your new dentist.
Yugi- YOU? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Malik- Why do you look so scared?
*Yugi is backed up all the way in the chair*
Malik- Huh? Huh? Tell me!!! Now, you foolish human! *Pauses to think* Wait- I
am a human, too- at least I think so!
* Yugi runs to window, desperately trying to open it*
Malik- Nevermind! You're getting away!No! Don't open the window! NO!
Yugi- Why are you here? What are you doing? *Transforms into Yami*
Yami- Tell me. (No longer acting all scared.)
Malik- You have a cavity. OPEN UP!!!
Yami- Never! Why should I? *Hint of rebellion in his eyes*
Malik- 'Cuz I'm Your dentist, and there's nuthin' you can do 'bout it!
Yami- You will pay for torturing poor little Yugi!!!
*Picks up Malik, throws him out the window*
//Yami- Yugi, are you Ok?//
//Yugi- *shuddering* I think...//
//Yami- I'll get that darn Malik!!!//
*Yami runs to window and jumps out, about to stomp on Malik*
//Yugi- NO!!! You mustn't do it!!!//
Yami- I must.
//Yugi- NO!!!//
Yugi- MIND SHUFFLE!!! *Transforms back into regular Yugi*
(lands next to Malik)
Yugi- I'll just call the police...
Malik *As Yugi walks away* NO!!!
(EPILOGUE: Yugi called the police, after telling everybody inside what had
happened, and Malik was sent to jail for life, convicted and charged for
attempted murder. : P )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami- I should've-*Emiko puts her hand over his mouth*
Emiko- No swearing here! Besides, it had a happy ending! : P
Yami- I didn't like it- the stinking story was two chapters long!!!
Emiko- So, it had a moral.
Yami- What would that be? Never trust a dentist who looks like a girl?
Emiko- How mean! No, the moral is to never trust a dentist with long hair!!!
Yami- Gettin' serious, the real moral is to be afraid of power tools-very
afraid-especially when the person holding one is an unqualified dentist who
LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!!
*Malik comes in, then walks back out, dragging Yami by the ear*
Emiko- *waving* Bye, Yami! Have a nice torture!
*Yami screams*
Emiko- Now where'd Seto go? Oops, sorry, gotta go look for him!
*Leaves then comes back, forgetting something*
Emiko- And, oh, yeah, please r&r. Yes, this is the last chapter of my VERY
FIRST fan fic.