Note: I WILL finish this story. It's just that I've been super busy, so it might take me a while to update sometimes. That would just be cruel if I didn't finish it! Well, here it is! (There is some stuff about gay people in here and I just wanted to say that I'm not discriminating against them, it's just funny in this case because Vegeta and Goku AREN'T gay. No offense to those out there!)
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They had arrived. They were now in the Royal Kitchen (yea, same cook there, though I don't know how he lived). Goku now knew that Bulma and Vegeta had finally admitted their love for each other. Sometimes he can be so smart! Anyways, they were all sitting at the table, which was as close to the refrigerator as it could get, considering the fact they still had to be able to open the fridge's door. Goku and Vegeta had their backs toward the fridge, eating in a manner that sent food flying everywhere. Including the girl's faces. They were both red and holding their mouths from the urge to throw up. But last time they did, they did right on the table. Lets just say that the boys were not at all happy, on account of the girls pewking right on their precious food. Vegeta gave them a lecture about table manners (yea, I know. His right to say that!) and Goku almost cried in memory of his beloved food. So this time, they resisted. Vegeta, noticing this, just eyed them. Goku, with his big mouth, cried out:
"Oh, you guys are gonna pewk again, huh?" This made them want to even more, so they ran to the bathroom. When they came out, they smacked Goku on the head. "Oww!" he cried. "What was that for!?"
The ritual would take place the next day. Then the chef walked in. "How many times do I have to tell you youngsters to stop raiding the fridge! I know your hungry, but try to be a civilized person!" he said, wrinkling his nose like he always does. Goku looked up at him.
"But we're only Saiyan!" he whinned between mouthfuls.
"Yea!" Vegeta agreed childishly. The chef's eyes widened at the sight of Goku.
"Oh My God!" he started. "Aren't you that gay guy who was trying to get a smooch out of that guy?" he asked, pointing first to Goku and then to Vegeta. Bulma and Chi Chi exploded.
"WHAT!?" they roared. (Big head affect when they're mad)
"Why didn't you tell me? All I ever wanted was a Prince in Shinning armor and then I find out he's gay!?" Bulma started on Vegeta.
"I loved you with all my heart and now I come to find out my fiancé is GAY!? No wonder you didn't know what a tampon was!!!" Chi Chi screeched at Goku. The boys were covering their ears from the blast of the girls voices. Vegeta finally explained to them, and they calmed down and glared at the chef.
"Um… I have to go get the meatloaf that's burning!" he yelped quickly and scurried out again. They all sighed. They walked around the palace, played some games. You know: the usual things you do when you're bored and you can't wait till tomorrow. But tomorrow would seem like a long time to them…
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I know, I know. Really short and lame and choppy. Next time, the ritual takes place. Please review!