Disclaimer: Of COURSE I don't own Fushigi Yuugi or any of the characters. And in case there is confusion Zoe is pronounced Zoey.
A light humming could be heard floating about a house. The smell of soup wafted out from a kitchen. Taitskune stirred her concoction and breathed in deeply.
"Almost done. Just one more thing to add." She leaned over and reached up to the spice rack above the stove to grab the pepper. Suddenly she was aware of an immense heat. She looked down. Her boobs were on fire!
"AAAHH!" She grabbed a stove mitt and swatted and the flames. They weren't going out. She reached for a glass of water and flung it on herself.
SSSSSSS
The smoke rose from her dress. Moving to put the cup down next to the stove she accidentally bumped into a vial that was sitting next to the spice rack. It teetered back and forth for a moment. Taitskune held her breath. The vial continued to sway back and forth going farther and farther over each time.
CRACK!
The vial shattered and the contents went spilling into the soup, which began to bubble and froth.
"Well that was bad." Taitskune stated.
It began to boil, then, BOOM!
Taitskune stood in the middle of the smoking crater that was once her home.
"That was NOT supposed to happen."
Meanwhile, in the real world.
Zoe finished the last line for the play. The crowd applauded all the actors while the two main ones walked out to the front of the stage to do curtain call. Zoe smiled, it was fun even though she had to play a man. At least the clothes were comfortable and she didn't have to wear a stupid dress, and she was doing the play with one of her best friends, Erin. She bowed.
BOOM!
A giant smoke cloud enveloped her as she disappeared. The crowd cheered louder at the little stunt, thinking it was just another part of the play. Erin smiled nervously and pretended that was supposed to happen. She bowed again and hurried off the stage, her smile turning into a grimace. Where did Zoe go?
Zoe looked around her as she fell from the sky. 'OOOOH Preeeeeetty.' She thought. Then she realized exactly what was happening.
"OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!" she screamed as she went sailing through the air.
BAM!
She landed in an undignified heap on something soft and squishy. 'Am I dead?' she thought. She closed her eyes tightly afraid of what she might see. Her squishy landing spot was moving. Slowly, she reached down and poked it. It began to laugh and squirm around.
"Hey stop that ya know?!"
Zoe's eyes shot open. She really WAS alive, and she was on top of somebody. She looked down to see a man with blue hair and a staff staring up at her. She looked around. There were seven other people staring down at her. They were all wearing the strangest outfits she'd ever seen, except for one. There was a girl that looked to be about her age wearing a brown skirt, white shirt, and a brown jacket thing over that.
"Who ARE you?" asked a very beautiful man.
She laughed nervously, "Heh heh, my name is Zoe."
What do you think? Should I continue? Please review and let me know. I intend to make this as funny as I possibly can. And just in case any of you read actor fanfics at Bloomingfanfic.net, I am the author of Never Sing at a Karaoke Bar, so give me a chance! This is my second fanfic ever. If you have any ideas to make this funny send them to me! This will be a romance later on, bet you can't guess who it will be with! Well please review, toodles!