A/N Sorry for the strange conversation layout. Sorry, but it just seems to fit like this. Flame all you want, but (unless I get flamed by, like, 25 people), I'm not going to change this format. *Smiles* I like it.

Disclaimer: Meg Cabot owns the Princess Diaries, and I only own this version of the story.

Monday October 19 At night, My room
Since when was Grandmere interested in my personal affairs? But yes, today she was inquiring about the dance and, in particular, Josh Richter.

GM: So, how was the date with that supposingly, guy of your dreams?
I sighed. Grandmere, his name's Josh, and I don't like him anymore. Tattooed eyebrows went up. Really. And why is that so? Why must she be so interested in my teenage business? WHY?!

Because, he asked me to stop being friends with Michael, and he only talks about sports, AND he danced a total of one dance with me at the Cultural Diversity Dance. And he rudely tried to kiss me, I thought, but did not say, as already Grandmere's interest was captured. Darn. It would seem he is jealous of this... Michael. One who can talk only about sports in the presence of royalty and only dance once with a princess is not worth anything, for he obviously lacks taste This conversation was going nowhere.

Grandmere, it is good that you agree with me where Josh is concerned. Now you know why I don't like him, I hope you're happy and finished with this conversation. Amelia, do not try to dismiss me with your rude manner. I am not finished, because you still haven't told me whether or not this Josh was jealous of Michael. Oops. I'd forgotten about that. That, he most certainly isn't, Grandmere. I can't see why he'd be jealous of Michael. Grandmere seemed unbelieving. Perhaps this Michael has something Josh lacks- I snorted, but, surprisingly, Grandmere ignored it. Does Michael, for example, have your love?

Good point, that is a possibility. After all, in my eyes, he is now the most gorgeous guy at our school... so I really don't know why I said the next thing. No, Grandmere. He's just a friend. Just a really good friend, if you like. Eyebrows marked her disbelief, but she decided to let it drop, and went on with the princess lessons. Whew!