Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters, but go on, sue me! Could be fun!

A/N: Ok, this is the first one. Please don't kill me for any mistakes, I'm just a stupid German.

Tune: Believer

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I thought I would never like a Potions class

And that Snape was ugly, mean and cruel

Oh how I was mistaken

Must've been too blind

Now I got detention on my mind!

Cause Professor Snape

he gave me that fever!

With that sexy cape

he's looking so fine!

Now I found - I'm a Believer

I got that fever

and he's mine!

Dear Professor Snape resides in Slytherin

hence this is the place I long to be!

Trust me I was trying

but it was in vain

The Sorting Hat keeps saying I'm insane

Oh Professor Snape

please give me detention!

I will darn your cape

and stay until nine!

Cause you know - I'm a Believer

I got that fever

and you're mine!