Fuunsaiki headed to the Pub. He had just finished a fighting match this
afternoon and was free the entire evening. "Just come home before the match
tomorrow noon," Master Asia had said. Fuunsaiki grinned, showing his yellow
chops. "Fuhai-san's always so lenient- he treats his horse better than his
pupil."
Of course, to everyone around him, this translated as "Ni hi hi, Nee hi hi
hi.", but you and I know what he's saying.
Fuunsaiki shouldered through the pub's doors, ripping of the wooden frame.
Mobile fighting horses didn't care. They were above the general population.
He whinnied at the barkeep. "The usual?", he laughed and filled a tin
bucket to the brim with Jack Daniels.
Good old Jack Daniels. You taste like soap, Jack, but you sure get a guy
drunk!
You don't know this, but Fuunsaiki is a raging alcoholic. He'll down bucket
after bucket until his knees buckle and they carried him out. Or at least
if they could carry him out, he was really heavy.
A black-haired girl sat down in a seat right next to Fuunsaiki. "Bacardi,
please." , she said quietly.
He turned to look at Fuunsaiki. "Hey handsome," she said seductively. "Ni
hi hi hi harrumph." said Fuunsaiki, which translated "get away you monkey-
beast."
"You're so cute," she whispered, fingering his forelock of hair. He snorted
once, then continued gulping down his drink. Then he grunted for another
bucket.
"Wow," she giggled. "You can take whiskey like a horse."
He didn't even look in her direction, but downed the entire bucket and
asked for another.
"Oh, shit." She said. "You're going to die or something."
"I'm a horse, you stupid bitch, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?" he neighed angrily.
The little asshole was not leaving.
After five buckets, Fuunsaiki's legs where wobbling. His eyes looked all
cloudy.
"Damn, you know what, my life really sucks." He said in an intoxicated
voice. "All I do is*burp* get in a big.wossname.gundam...I-I don't fight
though." He giggled. "Master ASIA does all the fighting.'cuz stupid fucker
Master ASIA is master! Well, master this. you.agh , dammit, wotwuz I
saying?" He turned his equine head to the girl. "And you.you're a smart
bitch.what are you doing in a place like this?"
"Well, you see," said the woman, "I'm Master Asia in disguise!" he ripped
off the rubber mask. Fuunsaiki screamed in surprise. "Who's the bitch now,
horsey? What'd you say I was? A stupid ..what? Remind me!"
Fuunsaiki ran out the door, screaming, all the way back to his condo in the
stadium.
Master Asia laughed ripping off the rubber mask. For in reality, he
was.Domon!
"Damn, I love doing that," he said evilly. "Mwahahahahaha * koff koff
* haha!!!!!!!!!"
And that's how Domon's Horseneese dictionary came in handy.