Life Styles of the Crazy and Marveled: The Acolytes Mansion
Right, I have no clue how WB's going to do the Acolytes, or whether they're even going to be called that. I'm just taking an educated guess at where they live. Anyhow,
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!
Dedication: To all those who have kind enough to review. My they continue to do so. Also I have noticed that various requests have been made. I can honestly say that they will be fulfilled. Like I always say: Give the people what they want.
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Outside of the Acolyte Mansion,
"Salutations and welcome to "Life Styles of the Crazy and Marveled." Jamie said, once again wearing his fine business suit. "I am your cultured host, James Madrox. Today we will be touring the splendid Mansion that the Acolytes have come to call home. How did I find this place you may ask? Well let's just say that some incriminating pictures of a certain Master of Magnetism and a local cheerleader can go a long way." Jamie said with a smile as he entered the mansion. "This mansion serves as the home and training grounds of Magneto's team of mutants' known as the Acolytes."
"More like insane mutants that were the best Magneto could find on his own." Sabertooth muttered as he walked by scratching his ear.
"Interesting..." Jamie muttered as he stared at the departing form of Sabertooth. "Let's start our tour with John St. Allerdyce's room..."
(Pyro's Room)
"John St. Allerdyce is an Australian native and has the ability to manipulate fire." Jamie said as he opened Pyro's door. Pyro was sitting in a corner flicking his lighter on and off. He was muttering to himself.
"It's almost time to start the cleansing...It's almost time to start the cleansing...It's almost time to start the..." Pyro muttered, a crazed look in his eye as he watched the fire dance around. Jamie slammed the door shut.
"Disturbing..." Jamie muttered as he looked around. "Let's move on to Victor Creed's room..."
(Sabertooth's Room)
"Sabertooth is a mercenary hired by Magneto for the sole propose of torturing and maiming people." Jamie said as he paused for a moment. "Hey, Don, Are you sure it's safe for me to go in there?" Jamie asked someone off camera. The sound of Crickets chirping was the only answer he received. "Peachy." Jamie muttered as he opened the door that led to Sabertooth's room. "Holy God..." Jamie muttered as he walked into the room. It was like a huge cathouse. There was a gigantic cat bed in one corned and a huge scratching post in another. There were also food and water dishes off on one side of the room and a gigantic litter box in another corner. Which Sabertooth emerged from a few seconds later. His eyes went wide with horror when he saw Jamie and the Camera.
"GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!" Sabertooth shouted as he picked Jamie up and tossed him out of the room.
"Horrifying." Jamie said as he wiped his brow. "Let's take five before we move on to Colossus' Room..."
(Peter's Room, 5 Minutes later)
"Peter Raspmutent is a Russian exchange student. As such we should get a nice flavor of the Russian culture in his room." Jamie said as he opened Colossus' door.
"PARTY!!!" Peter called out as he danced with five Russian women. Bottles of Vodka littered the floor and Boris Yelson was passed out on the bed. Peter took another swig of Vodka before he continued dancing. Jamie closed the door and turned to face the camera.
"For some reason I expected that." Jamie said as he shook his head. "Let's move of to Remy LeBeau's room..."
(Gambit's Room)
"Remy LeBeau is a Cajun student, trained to be a master thief." Jamie said as he opened the door to Gambit's room. Gambit was on the phone.
"Mon Ami's, if you want the Mona Lisa China, then it will cost you big." Gambit said into the phone. The Mona Lisa was sitting on the floor in the background. "Yes. That's right, all the tea…" Gambit said with a twisted smile.
"Damn… He's good." Jamie said as he closed the door to Gambit's room. "Let's move on to Pietro Maximoff's room…"
(Quicksilver's Room)
"Oh dear Lord…" Jamie muttered as he entered into Pietro's room. The room was littered with pictures of himself. There was also a giant mirror on one wall. A huge mural of Pietro was painted on the ceiling as well. (Sorry Red Witch… had to use it.) The room was also cleaner than most science labs. "Take about an egomaniac…" Jamie muttered as he left the room. "That is just plain wrong on so many levels…" Jamie muttered as he walked down the hall. "Let's go to Magneto's Room…"
(Magneto's Room)
"Erik Lenshuer is the insane megalomaniac in charge of the Acolytes…" Jamie said as he opened Magneto's door. The acolytes were sitting at a table, a cloth covering it. Magneto was in front of them.
"My Acolytes, The time is now nigh…" Magneto said as he suddenly pulled the cloth off of the table. "TIME FO EATIN PIE!!!" Magneto shouted, revealing dozens of pies on the table. The acolytes exchanged a look as Sabertooth shook his head and buried it in his hands. Meanwhile Magneto was laughing uncontrollably.
"He's finally snapped…" Pietro muttered to Gambit, who nodded in agreement. Jamie slammed the door shut.
"That… Was… Disturbing." Jamie muttered as he wiped his brow again. "Well join us next time when we tour Bayville High. Until then, fine living and good day to you all." Jamie said as the camera shut off. "Good God, They're more insane than the Brotherhood and X-Men combined…" Jamie muttered as he walked out the door. "Whose bright idea was it to make this story a friggen series anyway? I'm only twelve Damn it! I'm going to need a shrink for the rest of my friggen life if this keeps up!" Jamie shouted from outside.
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Hope you all like it. Until next time folks…
Peace out,
Descendent
Right, I have no clue how WB's going to do the Acolytes, or whether they're even going to be called that. I'm just taking an educated guess at where they live. Anyhow,
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!
Dedication: To all those who have kind enough to review. My they continue to do so. Also I have noticed that various requests have been made. I can honestly say that they will be fulfilled. Like I always say: Give the people what they want.
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Outside of the Acolyte Mansion,
"Salutations and welcome to "Life Styles of the Crazy and Marveled." Jamie said, once again wearing his fine business suit. "I am your cultured host, James Madrox. Today we will be touring the splendid Mansion that the Acolytes have come to call home. How did I find this place you may ask? Well let's just say that some incriminating pictures of a certain Master of Magnetism and a local cheerleader can go a long way." Jamie said with a smile as he entered the mansion. "This mansion serves as the home and training grounds of Magneto's team of mutants' known as the Acolytes."
"More like insane mutants that were the best Magneto could find on his own." Sabertooth muttered as he walked by scratching his ear.
"Interesting..." Jamie muttered as he stared at the departing form of Sabertooth. "Let's start our tour with John St. Allerdyce's room..."
(Pyro's Room)
"John St. Allerdyce is an Australian native and has the ability to manipulate fire." Jamie said as he opened Pyro's door. Pyro was sitting in a corner flicking his lighter on and off. He was muttering to himself.
"It's almost time to start the cleansing...It's almost time to start the cleansing...It's almost time to start the..." Pyro muttered, a crazed look in his eye as he watched the fire dance around. Jamie slammed the door shut.
"Disturbing..." Jamie muttered as he looked around. "Let's move on to Victor Creed's room..."
(Sabertooth's Room)
"Sabertooth is a mercenary hired by Magneto for the sole propose of torturing and maiming people." Jamie said as he paused for a moment. "Hey, Don, Are you sure it's safe for me to go in there?" Jamie asked someone off camera. The sound of Crickets chirping was the only answer he received. "Peachy." Jamie muttered as he opened the door that led to Sabertooth's room. "Holy God..." Jamie muttered as he walked into the room. It was like a huge cathouse. There was a gigantic cat bed in one corned and a huge scratching post in another. There were also food and water dishes off on one side of the room and a gigantic litter box in another corner. Which Sabertooth emerged from a few seconds later. His eyes went wide with horror when he saw Jamie and the Camera.
"GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!" Sabertooth shouted as he picked Jamie up and tossed him out of the room.
"Horrifying." Jamie said as he wiped his brow. "Let's take five before we move on to Colossus' Room..."
(Peter's Room, 5 Minutes later)
"Peter Raspmutent is a Russian exchange student. As such we should get a nice flavor of the Russian culture in his room." Jamie said as he opened Colossus' door.
"PARTY!!!" Peter called out as he danced with five Russian women. Bottles of Vodka littered the floor and Boris Yelson was passed out on the bed. Peter took another swig of Vodka before he continued dancing. Jamie closed the door and turned to face the camera.
"For some reason I expected that." Jamie said as he shook his head. "Let's move of to Remy LeBeau's room..."
(Gambit's Room)
"Remy LeBeau is a Cajun student, trained to be a master thief." Jamie said as he opened the door to Gambit's room. Gambit was on the phone.
"Mon Ami's, if you want the Mona Lisa China, then it will cost you big." Gambit said into the phone. The Mona Lisa was sitting on the floor in the background. "Yes. That's right, all the tea…" Gambit said with a twisted smile.
"Damn… He's good." Jamie said as he closed the door to Gambit's room. "Let's move on to Pietro Maximoff's room…"
(Quicksilver's Room)
"Oh dear Lord…" Jamie muttered as he entered into Pietro's room. The room was littered with pictures of himself. There was also a giant mirror on one wall. A huge mural of Pietro was painted on the ceiling as well. (Sorry Red Witch… had to use it.) The room was also cleaner than most science labs. "Take about an egomaniac…" Jamie muttered as he left the room. "That is just plain wrong on so many levels…" Jamie muttered as he walked down the hall. "Let's go to Magneto's Room…"
(Magneto's Room)
"Erik Lenshuer is the insane megalomaniac in charge of the Acolytes…" Jamie said as he opened Magneto's door. The acolytes were sitting at a table, a cloth covering it. Magneto was in front of them.
"My Acolytes, The time is now nigh…" Magneto said as he suddenly pulled the cloth off of the table. "TIME FO EATIN PIE!!!" Magneto shouted, revealing dozens of pies on the table. The acolytes exchanged a look as Sabertooth shook his head and buried it in his hands. Meanwhile Magneto was laughing uncontrollably.
"He's finally snapped…" Pietro muttered to Gambit, who nodded in agreement. Jamie slammed the door shut.
"That… Was… Disturbing." Jamie muttered as he wiped his brow again. "Well join us next time when we tour Bayville High. Until then, fine living and good day to you all." Jamie said as the camera shut off. "Good God, They're more insane than the Brotherhood and X-Men combined…" Jamie muttered as he walked out the door. "Whose bright idea was it to make this story a friggen series anyway? I'm only twelve Damn it! I'm going to need a shrink for the rest of my friggen life if this keeps up!" Jamie shouted from outside.
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Hope you all like it. Until next time folks…
Peace out,
Descendent