Life Styles of the Crazy and Marveled: The Avenger's Mansion
Sorry this chapter took to long, but because of some outside factor's I was forced to put it on hold. But now it's back so everyone can be happy now.
Well I've come to the decision that this story will end with the next chapter. Frankly, I'm running out of Idea's and some of the jokes are getting a little stale. But I digress. ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Avenger's Mansion,
"Salutation's and welcome to "Life Styles of the Crazy and Marveled." Jamie said as he walked around the outside of the Avenger's Mansion. "This spacious mansion is the home of the world famous Avengers..." Jamie said as the camera panned around. Spider-man suddenly popped up out of nowhere.
"Hold the friggen show!!!" Spider-man shouted as he walked over to Jamie. "What is the deal with every superhero living in a mansion or their own building!?!" Spider-man screamed. "The Fantastic Four own their own building, and the X-Men and Avengers live in Mansion's. But where do I live. Huh? I live in a friggen hole-in-the-wall-apartment!!! Huh! What is Marvel smoking! I'm the Major money Horse, not that Wolverine chump!!!" Spider-man ranted.
"Um, but your married to a supermodel." Jamie said, interuppting him. Spider-man paused for a moment and then blinked a few times.
"I LOVE YOU MARVEL!!!" Spider-man shouted as he ran away faster than Quicksilver, toward his apartment, and Mary Jane.
"Disturbing..." Jamie muttered as he shook his head. "Let us move on to the inside of the mansion, shall we?" Jamie said as he walked inside.
(Inside, the main Foyer)
"This spacious mansion houses the mighty Avengers, the saviors of the world." Jamie said with a huge smile as he walked around. Suddenly Hawkeye came running by screaming, Thor chasing him with his hammer.
"I'll smite you good, Naive!!!" Thor shouted as Hawkeye ran away like a little girl. Jamie's face dropped as he faced the camera.
"Let's move on to Captain America's room, shall we?"
(Captain America's Room)
"Captain America is a hero from World War II and the leader of the Avengers." Jamie said as he walked towards the door. "He fought Nazi's and saved freedom from the tyranny of the third Reich..." Jamie said as he opened the door to Captain America's room. Captain America was sitting at the desk, a bottle of Mash Whiskey in front of him as well as an empty shot glass. He had his head in his hands and he was sobbing. "Sad." Jamie muttered as he closed the door. "Let's move on to Iron Man's room..."
(Iron Man's Room)
"Millionaire Tony Stark is the invincible Iron Man." Jamie said as he opened the door to Iron man's room. Ozzy Osborne's "Iron Man" was blasting through the speakers and Tony was sitting on the floor playing with his Lego's. Jamie looked on in horror as Iron man built a working nuclear generator out of Lego's. Jamie slammed the door shut as Iron man began to laugh manically. "Horrifying." Jamie said. "Let's move on to The Wasps and Giant Man's Room…"
(Giant Man/Wasp's Room)
Janet and Henry Pym are both award winning scientist's as well as husband and wife." Jamie said as he approached the door. He stopped when he heard moaning coming from the room.
"Oh Henry, It's soooo big!!!" Came a giggle.
"That's why I made the size serum, Jane baby." Came a lust filled reply. Jamie's eyes went wide in shock and horror.
"Let's just skip Giant Man and Wasp's room and move on to Hawkeye's room…"
(Hawkeye's Room)
"Hawkeye is the world's best archer and one of the most valuable members of the Avengers. He also has a slight rivalry with Captain America." Jamie said as he opened Hawkeye's door. The room was messy, with a giant picture of Captain America hanging on the wall. With lots and lots of arrows stuck in it. There was also a Captain America action figure hanging from a noose off of the light. Jamie slammed the door shut. "Scary." Jamie muttered. "Let's move on to The Black Widow's room…"
(Black Widow's Room)
"Black Widow is a Russian agent who joined the Avengers." Jamie explained. "Although I don't know why she calls herself the Black Widow…" Jamie said as he opened her door. He saw a man tied to a chair, Black Widow tearing his heart out. Jamie slammed the door shut. "That's why…" Jamie muttered in horror. "Lets move on to Thor's room…"
(Thor's Room)
"Thor is the God of Thunder and a near Immortal." Jamie said as he opened Thor's door. WOAH!!!" Jamie shouted as he caught himself. The room was nothing more than empty space. Literally. Stars twinkled and there was no floor, ceiling or walls. Jamie looked around in awe. He then closed the door. "Interesting…" Jamie muttered. "Lets move on The Vision's room…"
(Vision's Room)
"The Vision is an Android with the personality of former Avenger, Wonder Man…" Jamie said as he opened the door to Vision's room. Wanda was on the bed, making out with Vision. "Eep…" Jamie said as he saw them. Vision and Wanda looked up and a look of Horror came to Wanda's face.
"GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!" Wanda shouted as she hurled hex bolts at Jamie.
"So that's where she's been lately…" Jaime muttered as he slammed the door shut. "Um, lets move back to the main foyer, where it's safe…" Jamie said as he ran down the halls.
(Main Foyer)
"You know what, I'm already traumatized enough. So screw it, I'm not doing the rest of the mansion." Jamie muttered. Join us next time when we do the… WHAT!?!" Jamie shouted in shock as he read the card. "Don I told you that there is no way in hell that I'm doing their rooms!!!" Jamie ranted to his off camera producer. "What? The Season finally? Well ok. Just as long s that's the last one." Jamie said as he faced the camera again. Join us next week for our season finally as we tour the New Mutants quarters of the Xavier Institute. Until then, fine living and good day to you all." Jamie said as the camera shut off. "I swear to God that I'm going to go insane before then. Just watch…" Jamie muttered as he walked outside, not noticing Hawkeye running away from Thor.
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See you all later.
Peace out,
Descendent
Sorry this chapter took to long, but because of some outside factor's I was forced to put it on hold. But now it's back so everyone can be happy now.
Well I've come to the decision that this story will end with the next chapter. Frankly, I'm running out of Idea's and some of the jokes are getting a little stale. But I digress. ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
Avenger's Mansion,
"Salutation's and welcome to "Life Styles of the Crazy and Marveled." Jamie said as he walked around the outside of the Avenger's Mansion. "This spacious mansion is the home of the world famous Avengers..." Jamie said as the camera panned around. Spider-man suddenly popped up out of nowhere.
"Hold the friggen show!!!" Spider-man shouted as he walked over to Jamie. "What is the deal with every superhero living in a mansion or their own building!?!" Spider-man screamed. "The Fantastic Four own their own building, and the X-Men and Avengers live in Mansion's. But where do I live. Huh? I live in a friggen hole-in-the-wall-apartment!!! Huh! What is Marvel smoking! I'm the Major money Horse, not that Wolverine chump!!!" Spider-man ranted.
"Um, but your married to a supermodel." Jamie said, interuppting him. Spider-man paused for a moment and then blinked a few times.
"I LOVE YOU MARVEL!!!" Spider-man shouted as he ran away faster than Quicksilver, toward his apartment, and Mary Jane.
"Disturbing..." Jamie muttered as he shook his head. "Let us move on to the inside of the mansion, shall we?" Jamie said as he walked inside.
(Inside, the main Foyer)
"This spacious mansion houses the mighty Avengers, the saviors of the world." Jamie said with a huge smile as he walked around. Suddenly Hawkeye came running by screaming, Thor chasing him with his hammer.
"I'll smite you good, Naive!!!" Thor shouted as Hawkeye ran away like a little girl. Jamie's face dropped as he faced the camera.
"Let's move on to Captain America's room, shall we?"
(Captain America's Room)
"Captain America is a hero from World War II and the leader of the Avengers." Jamie said as he walked towards the door. "He fought Nazi's and saved freedom from the tyranny of the third Reich..." Jamie said as he opened the door to Captain America's room. Captain America was sitting at the desk, a bottle of Mash Whiskey in front of him as well as an empty shot glass. He had his head in his hands and he was sobbing. "Sad." Jamie muttered as he closed the door. "Let's move on to Iron Man's room..."
(Iron Man's Room)
"Millionaire Tony Stark is the invincible Iron Man." Jamie said as he opened the door to Iron man's room. Ozzy Osborne's "Iron Man" was blasting through the speakers and Tony was sitting on the floor playing with his Lego's. Jamie looked on in horror as Iron man built a working nuclear generator out of Lego's. Jamie slammed the door shut as Iron man began to laugh manically. "Horrifying." Jamie said. "Let's move on to The Wasps and Giant Man's Room…"
(Giant Man/Wasp's Room)
Janet and Henry Pym are both award winning scientist's as well as husband and wife." Jamie said as he approached the door. He stopped when he heard moaning coming from the room.
"Oh Henry, It's soooo big!!!" Came a giggle.
"That's why I made the size serum, Jane baby." Came a lust filled reply. Jamie's eyes went wide in shock and horror.
"Let's just skip Giant Man and Wasp's room and move on to Hawkeye's room…"
(Hawkeye's Room)
"Hawkeye is the world's best archer and one of the most valuable members of the Avengers. He also has a slight rivalry with Captain America." Jamie said as he opened Hawkeye's door. The room was messy, with a giant picture of Captain America hanging on the wall. With lots and lots of arrows stuck in it. There was also a Captain America action figure hanging from a noose off of the light. Jamie slammed the door shut. "Scary." Jamie muttered. "Let's move on to The Black Widow's room…"
(Black Widow's Room)
"Black Widow is a Russian agent who joined the Avengers." Jamie explained. "Although I don't know why she calls herself the Black Widow…" Jamie said as he opened her door. He saw a man tied to a chair, Black Widow tearing his heart out. Jamie slammed the door shut. "That's why…" Jamie muttered in horror. "Lets move on to Thor's room…"
(Thor's Room)
"Thor is the God of Thunder and a near Immortal." Jamie said as he opened Thor's door. WOAH!!!" Jamie shouted as he caught himself. The room was nothing more than empty space. Literally. Stars twinkled and there was no floor, ceiling or walls. Jamie looked around in awe. He then closed the door. "Interesting…" Jamie muttered. "Lets move on The Vision's room…"
(Vision's Room)
"The Vision is an Android with the personality of former Avenger, Wonder Man…" Jamie said as he opened the door to Vision's room. Wanda was on the bed, making out with Vision. "Eep…" Jamie said as he saw them. Vision and Wanda looked up and a look of Horror came to Wanda's face.
"GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!" Wanda shouted as she hurled hex bolts at Jamie.
"So that's where she's been lately…" Jaime muttered as he slammed the door shut. "Um, lets move back to the main foyer, where it's safe…" Jamie said as he ran down the halls.
(Main Foyer)
"You know what, I'm already traumatized enough. So screw it, I'm not doing the rest of the mansion." Jamie muttered. Join us next time when we do the… WHAT!?!" Jamie shouted in shock as he read the card. "Don I told you that there is no way in hell that I'm doing their rooms!!!" Jamie ranted to his off camera producer. "What? The Season finally? Well ok. Just as long s that's the last one." Jamie said as he faced the camera again. Join us next week for our season finally as we tour the New Mutants quarters of the Xavier Institute. Until then, fine living and good day to you all." Jamie said as the camera shut off. "I swear to God that I'm going to go insane before then. Just watch…" Jamie muttered as he walked outside, not noticing Hawkeye running away from Thor.
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See you all later.
Peace out,
Descendent