REAL A/N: This came to mind as interesting, because we were discussing
something about something else. Like when you look into a mirror, and
there's a mirror behind that, and then it goes back and forth, well yeah.
So this is a parody of a parody basically. Well, this chap ain't a parody,
not yet, anyway. Next chap will be. Please play along w/me. This is the
only chapter I will have REAL author's notes. The other ones will parodies
of how other ppl usually write their author's notes. GET IT? The italics in
will be the thoughts of the 'authors' writing this. GET IT YET? The
italics in these {} are the actions of these 'authors. I will attempt to
take you into the world of pplz as they write Mary-Sue's, Slash, Angst,
Humour, a person who sticks (::a/n::) in their stories to comment on
certain things, whatever.Request it if you wanna hear it. Confused enough?
Thought so, read on and enjoy, review please too.
So this is from the POV of other somebodies, not real pplz, just pplz. YA KNOW? I dunno, I confused myself in the process.Oh well, review and tell me whatcha wanna hear. May get a bit 'sad' or whatever sometimes, like I said, it's like the actual process of some 1 writing a fic and stuffz.
COMPLETE Fictional stuff starting..nnnnnnNOW! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: This is my first fic, I hope you all like it, please read and review! Takes place in Middle-Earth. In case they don't know.What if they're not used to LOTR fics and know nothing of the sort?
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, except the unknown ones. Hope this doesn't look too much like the beginning of a Mary-Sue. {Shakes nervously}
Legolas Visits the Shire
Chapter 1. He Wakes Up
By: Legolas'Cutie4Eva
Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood awoke on a beautiful sunny day. No no NO!! I'm such a fool! Why did I even try to write fanfics?! Arrgh.I'll just keep writing and hope that it'll turn out better.Why is that when I have a good idea one minute in my head, the minute I write it down, it sounds sooo stupid? He looked outside his window at the swaying trees outside. ...
"I hope today will be an absolutely happy day with my friends from the fellowship!" He exclaimed, getting out of bed. Nooo.I sound horrible! He sounds too perky.ARGH! {Starts shaking leg nervously}
"Legolas! Let's all go downstairs and have a big breakfast!" Frodo cried entering. He just suddenly appears.Way to go Legolas'Cutie4Eva {Bangs fist on computer desk}
"Frodo! My wonderful lad, nice to see you this delightful morning!" Legolas responded.
"Come now, you must hurry, for we hobbits of the Shire do not like to be kept waiting for breakfast!" Frodo exclaimed merrily, helping Legolas out of his bed.
"Oh, how I know you jolly fellows just love to eat! Why, I'm not surprised you didn't start ahead of me!" Legolas chuckled, teasing Frodo. Dammit, why the hell do I sound like a freaking Boxcar Children book? Stupid Benny and his eating. {Chews nervously on a strand of hair}
"Why, that would be most un-polite of us, wouldn't you say so, kind friend Legolas?" Frodo smiled warmly.
" 'Tis an honor to be a guest at the house of someone as noble as yourself, my friend. And to call you my friend is just wonderful!" Legolas murmured, smiling back. Geez, I'm such a sap.
"Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Legolas. Now enough with our chattering, we must go and fill our bellies, then proceed to wander the expansive fields of the Shire."
"Oh yes, yes, we shall," Legolas responded, grinning. He was most excited to go and explore the Shire, for he had not had the chance to do so before. He was delighted to see and meet different hobbit folk that were bustling about all day. He wondered if they felt the same about meeting an elf. Yay! It's starting to sound better, and people will review it and I'll get about 100+ reviews! This is gonna be great. {Claps hands in anticipation}
What will they have for breakfast? Find out next chapter.
Thanks for reading my fic, I hope you liked it. Once again, no flames, please, Just nice reviews. ( Lots and lots of reviews! And I'll also have like 450 people put my name on their favourites lists! YAY! I'm so good at this! {Claps hands excitedly again}
1 week later.
{Sits at computer desk, staring blankly at the screen, not believing what she is seeing.}
What? I only have 3 reviews? And one of them is from me thanking the two that did review? I'm such a loser, how did I ever think I'd get on the list of a few hundred people, and at the same time have a few hundred reviews for my stupid story.Arrr.That's it, I give up. That fic took me a long time too.I guess I should study for that history test I'm having tomorrow. I guess I'll never be the writer I wanted to be. {sighs} I'm such a loser, Why can't I do anything right?
Ok, I'm deleting this. Good-bye Legolas and Frodo.
{Deletes story hesitantly}
There goes that idea.I'm going to go watch TV now or something.Mope around the house cuz my dream didn't come true.Maybe I should've taken that 'writing skills camp' last year, that way my stories would be a lot better and get some more reviews! Arr.This is no use. It's over, it's done.See ya.
{Leaves computer to watch TV and mope.}
I'm never gonna use fanfiction.net ever again.
So this is from the POV of other somebodies, not real pplz, just pplz. YA KNOW? I dunno, I confused myself in the process.Oh well, review and tell me whatcha wanna hear. May get a bit 'sad' or whatever sometimes, like I said, it's like the actual process of some 1 writing a fic and stuffz.
COMPLETE Fictional stuff starting..nnnnnnNOW! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: This is my first fic, I hope you all like it, please read and review! Takes place in Middle-Earth. In case they don't know.What if they're not used to LOTR fics and know nothing of the sort?
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, except the unknown ones. Hope this doesn't look too much like the beginning of a Mary-Sue. {Shakes nervously}
Legolas Visits the Shire
Chapter 1. He Wakes Up
By: Legolas'Cutie4Eva
Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood awoke on a beautiful sunny day. No no NO!! I'm such a fool! Why did I even try to write fanfics?! Arrgh.I'll just keep writing and hope that it'll turn out better.Why is that when I have a good idea one minute in my head, the minute I write it down, it sounds sooo stupid? He looked outside his window at the swaying trees outside. ...
"I hope today will be an absolutely happy day with my friends from the fellowship!" He exclaimed, getting out of bed. Nooo.I sound horrible! He sounds too perky.ARGH! {Starts shaking leg nervously}
"Legolas! Let's all go downstairs and have a big breakfast!" Frodo cried entering. He just suddenly appears.Way to go Legolas'Cutie4Eva {Bangs fist on computer desk}
"Frodo! My wonderful lad, nice to see you this delightful morning!" Legolas responded.
"Come now, you must hurry, for we hobbits of the Shire do not like to be kept waiting for breakfast!" Frodo exclaimed merrily, helping Legolas out of his bed.
"Oh, how I know you jolly fellows just love to eat! Why, I'm not surprised you didn't start ahead of me!" Legolas chuckled, teasing Frodo. Dammit, why the hell do I sound like a freaking Boxcar Children book? Stupid Benny and his eating. {Chews nervously on a strand of hair}
"Why, that would be most un-polite of us, wouldn't you say so, kind friend Legolas?" Frodo smiled warmly.
" 'Tis an honor to be a guest at the house of someone as noble as yourself, my friend. And to call you my friend is just wonderful!" Legolas murmured, smiling back. Geez, I'm such a sap.
"Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Legolas. Now enough with our chattering, we must go and fill our bellies, then proceed to wander the expansive fields of the Shire."
"Oh yes, yes, we shall," Legolas responded, grinning. He was most excited to go and explore the Shire, for he had not had the chance to do so before. He was delighted to see and meet different hobbit folk that were bustling about all day. He wondered if they felt the same about meeting an elf. Yay! It's starting to sound better, and people will review it and I'll get about 100+ reviews! This is gonna be great. {Claps hands in anticipation}
What will they have for breakfast? Find out next chapter.
Thanks for reading my fic, I hope you liked it. Once again, no flames, please, Just nice reviews. ( Lots and lots of reviews! And I'll also have like 450 people put my name on their favourites lists! YAY! I'm so good at this! {Claps hands excitedly again}
1 week later.
{Sits at computer desk, staring blankly at the screen, not believing what she is seeing.}
What? I only have 3 reviews? And one of them is from me thanking the two that did review? I'm such a loser, how did I ever think I'd get on the list of a few hundred people, and at the same time have a few hundred reviews for my stupid story.Arrr.That's it, I give up. That fic took me a long time too.I guess I should study for that history test I'm having tomorrow. I guess I'll never be the writer I wanted to be. {sighs} I'm such a loser, Why can't I do anything right?
Ok, I'm deleting this. Good-bye Legolas and Frodo.
{Deletes story hesitantly}
There goes that idea.I'm going to go watch TV now or something.Mope around the house cuz my dream didn't come true.Maybe I should've taken that 'writing skills camp' last year, that way my stories would be a lot better and get some more reviews! Arr.This is no use. It's over, it's done.See ya.
{Leaves computer to watch TV and mope.}
I'm never gonna use fanfiction.net ever again.