Episode Two!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or any of the characters... BUT... I do own this ficcie! And me! ^^;
The Pokemon Newlywed Game -- Episode 2
James adjusts his note-cards as Professor Oak, the camera man gives him the signal. An eyecatch comes up, along with a corny theme song. Applause. James leans toward the mic."Welcome to the second episode of the Newlywed Game! But today, we will be hosted by--none other than--Rox-chan herself!" The audience claps on cue, three people cheer, four boo, and two--Haley and Dee--groan.
Rox-chan comes out, with winks and kisses blown at the audience, in a skimpy tube top and a long white skirt. (And--in a lame Avril Lavigne attempt--a tie.) A slight trip also reveals her 3-inch-heeled knee-high black leather hooker boots. Rox-chan, unruffled, announces, "Welcome to my game show, everyone!"
A tomato is thrown from the audience. Dodging it, Rox-chan growls at the source, a blonde girl of about 14. "Yes, well," she coughed looking embarrassed. "Onto the contestants!"
James cued more of the corny music as a spotlight illuminated another part of the stage, focusing on a couple sitting closely together. Pulling out another note-card, Rox-chan announced, "Our first couple is Domino and Gary Oak!"
Domino, looking rather proud, grinned sassily. Gary blushed again.
"Right." Rox-chan threw the card behind her and it hit James on the head with a dull, "Ow!" Rox moved on, as the spotlight did, "And now – our next couple! He's a soon-to-be Pokemon Breeder with the Pewter Gym position under his belt, his partner is a member of a popular mafia, say hello to Cassidy and Brock Harrison!!"
Brock looked like he was trying to slip his blonde partner some tongue. Cassidy, however, seemed to be planning a way to murder him.
"I can't believe you two!" Ash, the backstage crew fill-in for Brock, runs out and screams. "BROCK! How COULD you! Team Rocket is BAD!" he exclaimed, hiding his eyes.
"Hear that, Cassie?" Brock purred, trying to slip a hand inside of Cassidy's shirt. "You've been bad. Very bad."
"Mmm..." Cassidy giggled, her death proposal forgotten briefly. "Is that a bad thing?" Purple eyes glittered with pleasure.
"Dunno--why don't you--"
Ash screamed again, tearing at the roots of his black hat-hair. "Go to the next couple, the next couple!"
Happy to cease any part that Brock flirting with another girl, Rox-chan threw her second card (hitting Ash in the process) and moved onto the third.
"Our third couple is our token Pokemon couple; he hates humans and just wants to be left alone, she's a pacifist who fights for all that's good; please welcome Mew and Mewtwo!"
Ash crashed to the floor. Many sweat-drops throughout the audience. A very loud cheer is heard from the audience, "MEWSHIPPING FOREVER!"
Ash whimpered as he crawled back to his chair. "Next couple," he croaked.
Rox-chan, who had been applying make-up very liberally in her pocket mirror, gave an offhand wave in the fourth couple's direction.
"I REALLY don't know how to introduce those two."
It was Mondo with Meowth sitting sulkily on his lap, much to Ash's already very baffled dismay. James rolled his eyes and stood up, centering himself on the stage for the audience.
"I'll introduce them. They're both Team Rocket members, one an obedient young boy, the other a cat Pokemon. It's...Mondo-kun and Meowth?" James sounded very uninformed about this couple, "When did this happen?!"
"MONDO!" came the voice of his (ex?)girlfriend, Dee. Mondo blushed and slumped down in his chair.
Meowth and Mondo waved merrily at their fellow Rockets, Mondo leaning off their chair. Domino and Cassidy both did the same, but gave them a disapproving glare. "Mondo, what are you doing with a Jessie and James's cat Pokemon?!" Cassidy flung. Domino agreed, "It's not good for Team Rocket's image!"
Meowth, perking up at the chance to throw a sardonic insult, favored the glare with a lewd smirk. Turning to Cassidy, he replied, "The same things you've been doing with the twoip."
Brock folded his arms, pouting. "Like you'd be that lucky," he said, dripping with sarcasm.
"OKAY! That's it!" Ash bellowed, turning an unattractive shade of green. He throws his arms up and turns, heading backstage. "They've all been introduced, cut to commercial, I need a break!"
James happily took over. "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor; Giovanni. And what a handsome man he is, let me tell you! Smart and witty, you'll love to work with him! Join Team Rocket whenever you can!"
More groans from the audience. "JAMES!" Jessie yelled from the judges panel.
"Sorry." Jordan muttered, nonchalantly tucking a rather large bag of gold under his desk.
"Stay tuned!" Rox-chan winked at the camera.
Silence.
"I said, Stay tuned!" Rox said, a bit more firmly.
Ash woke up with a, "Wha?"
"Stay tuned," Roxanne tried again.
James nudged him, "That's your cue."
"Oh right!"
The eyecatch comes up again, with the corny theme song. Applause from the audience.
*Fade out to commercial*
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or any of the characters... BUT... I do own this ficcie! And me! ^^;
The Pokemon Newlywed Game -- Episode 2
James adjusts his note-cards as Professor Oak, the camera man gives him the signal. An eyecatch comes up, along with a corny theme song. Applause. James leans toward the mic."Welcome to the second episode of the Newlywed Game! But today, we will be hosted by--none other than--Rox-chan herself!" The audience claps on cue, three people cheer, four boo, and two--Haley and Dee--groan.
Rox-chan comes out, with winks and kisses blown at the audience, in a skimpy tube top and a long white skirt. (And--in a lame Avril Lavigne attempt--a tie.) A slight trip also reveals her 3-inch-heeled knee-high black leather hooker boots. Rox-chan, unruffled, announces, "Welcome to my game show, everyone!"
A tomato is thrown from the audience. Dodging it, Rox-chan growls at the source, a blonde girl of about 14. "Yes, well," she coughed looking embarrassed. "Onto the contestants!"
James cued more of the corny music as a spotlight illuminated another part of the stage, focusing on a couple sitting closely together. Pulling out another note-card, Rox-chan announced, "Our first couple is Domino and Gary Oak!"
Domino, looking rather proud, grinned sassily. Gary blushed again.
"Right." Rox-chan threw the card behind her and it hit James on the head with a dull, "Ow!" Rox moved on, as the spotlight did, "And now – our next couple! He's a soon-to-be Pokemon Breeder with the Pewter Gym position under his belt, his partner is a member of a popular mafia, say hello to Cassidy and Brock Harrison!!"
Brock looked like he was trying to slip his blonde partner some tongue. Cassidy, however, seemed to be planning a way to murder him.
"I can't believe you two!" Ash, the backstage crew fill-in for Brock, runs out and screams. "BROCK! How COULD you! Team Rocket is BAD!" he exclaimed, hiding his eyes.
"Hear that, Cassie?" Brock purred, trying to slip a hand inside of Cassidy's shirt. "You've been bad. Very bad."
"Mmm..." Cassidy giggled, her death proposal forgotten briefly. "Is that a bad thing?" Purple eyes glittered with pleasure.
"Dunno--why don't you--"
Ash screamed again, tearing at the roots of his black hat-hair. "Go to the next couple, the next couple!"
Happy to cease any part that Brock flirting with another girl, Rox-chan threw her second card (hitting Ash in the process) and moved onto the third.
"Our third couple is our token Pokemon couple; he hates humans and just wants to be left alone, she's a pacifist who fights for all that's good; please welcome Mew and Mewtwo!"
Ash crashed to the floor. Many sweat-drops throughout the audience. A very loud cheer is heard from the audience, "MEWSHIPPING FOREVER!"
Ash whimpered as he crawled back to his chair. "Next couple," he croaked.
Rox-chan, who had been applying make-up very liberally in her pocket mirror, gave an offhand wave in the fourth couple's direction.
"I REALLY don't know how to introduce those two."
It was Mondo with Meowth sitting sulkily on his lap, much to Ash's already very baffled dismay. James rolled his eyes and stood up, centering himself on the stage for the audience.
"I'll introduce them. They're both Team Rocket members, one an obedient young boy, the other a cat Pokemon. It's...Mondo-kun and Meowth?" James sounded very uninformed about this couple, "When did this happen?!"
"MONDO!" came the voice of his (ex?)girlfriend, Dee. Mondo blushed and slumped down in his chair.
Meowth and Mondo waved merrily at their fellow Rockets, Mondo leaning off their chair. Domino and Cassidy both did the same, but gave them a disapproving glare. "Mondo, what are you doing with a Jessie and James's cat Pokemon?!" Cassidy flung. Domino agreed, "It's not good for Team Rocket's image!"
Meowth, perking up at the chance to throw a sardonic insult, favored the glare with a lewd smirk. Turning to Cassidy, he replied, "The same things you've been doing with the twoip."
Brock folded his arms, pouting. "Like you'd be that lucky," he said, dripping with sarcasm.
"OKAY! That's it!" Ash bellowed, turning an unattractive shade of green. He throws his arms up and turns, heading backstage. "They've all been introduced, cut to commercial, I need a break!"
James happily took over. "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor; Giovanni. And what a handsome man he is, let me tell you! Smart and witty, you'll love to work with him! Join Team Rocket whenever you can!"
More groans from the audience. "JAMES!" Jessie yelled from the judges panel.
"Sorry." Jordan muttered, nonchalantly tucking a rather large bag of gold under his desk.
"Stay tuned!" Rox-chan winked at the camera.
Silence.
"I said, Stay tuned!" Rox said, a bit more firmly.
Ash woke up with a, "Wha?"
"Stay tuned," Roxanne tried again.
James nudged him, "That's your cue."
"Oh right!"
The eyecatch comes up again, with the corny theme song. Applause from the audience.
*Fade out to commercial*
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