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The eyecatch came up again, as did the corny theme. Ash and James had fled for their lives, and the spotlight shone down in the center of the stage to reveal Rox-chan standing next to a blonde haired girl of about 14. "Welcome back to the Newlywed Game Show," she narrated, "brought to you by our friends at Jasmine Records; where anyone can be a star. Be sure to check out the My Poor Flaaffy single, in stores now."
"Yes, yes, thank you." Rox-chan turned to the audience and extravagantly motioned to the girl beside her, "I'd like you to meet my new co-host, Kuro."
The audience, on cue, said in unison, "Hi, Kuro!"
"Thank you," she curtseyed.
The two girls were wearing matching outfits of purple lace. Kuro didn't look too happy with the outfit, but she was too excited to be on the show to complain.
"Let me remind you, Mew and Mewtwo and Mondo and Meowth are in the lead--one hundred-twenty-five points! But Brock and Cassidy are closely behind with one hundred.
"And now," Kuro continued, "Round Two."
Rox-chan handed her the cards for that round's questions. Kuro looked down and said, "In a week, how many times do you and your spouse have... relations?"
"Brock?" Rox-chan looked at him intently.
"Usually...17."
Sounds of exasperation and surprise--even disgust--came from the audience. To everyone's dismay, Brock continued, "Then there's the weeks I'm REALLY horny!"
DING!
Cassidy flipped over her sign: 17, unless Brock's feeling quite aroused.
Kuro coughed, but moved on, "How many times a week, Mewtwo?"
"10."
DING!
Rox-chan now turned to Gary, "Three...and that's a good week."
Groans from the audience.
"A VERY good week!" the cohost Kuro yells.
Domino's card read: 3...if he's lucky.
DING!
Everyone sweatdropped.
Rox-chan cleared her throat, "Mondo?"
"Five-ish...unless I get some cat nip."
Meowth-chan revealed his sign: 4, without catnip.
"Hmm," Rox-chan said dubiously, "Does that count?"
The judges talked amongst themselves. The only things clearly heard from the judges' panel was Jessie's, "He DID say ish," and Misty's flaming, "THE ANSWERS DIDN'T MATCH!" All the judges cowered and shook their heads.
Kuro shrugged, "Oh well, sorry no point."
"Oh," Rox-chan exclaimed, "And there seems to be an error. Gary and Domino were eliminated last round! But we'll let them stay for only pure enjoyment. Let's move on!"
"Next question," Kuro announced, "Does your lover prefer being on top or bottom?"
Brock coughed, "Top."
DING!
Mewtwo scowled, "Top."
Mew showed her sign, Mewtwo on top Mew on bottom
DING! "Good, good!" Kuro smiled at Domino, "Gary?"
"Bottom."
DING!
Mondo also replied, "Bottom?"
BUZZ!
Meowth flipped over his card, I do what I want and if I say top, I say top.
"Uhhh...okay? Well, sorry, but you still have a chance to make it up. This last question is world one hundred points!!" Rox-chan said dramatically.
Kuro narrated, "If your spouse was to plan a threesome who would be the third party?"
Gary and Domino walked out.
Mondo, who was looking rather nauseated, commented, "I think he'd choose Cassidy..."
Brock screamed, acting high or drunk or both, "HE'LL NEVER GET HER!! NEVA!!!!!!!"
Rox-chan sweatdropped and picked up the sign Gary left. "Wow, Cassidy it is."
Brock fell off his chair.
Rox-chan shrugged it off and replied, "Alright then... Congratulations Mondo, for being so skilled you won't have to answer the question for Meowth but you still get 100 points!"
Kuro turned to Mewtwo and beamed, "...Who would be the third party?"
Mew said telepathically, "Amber."
Mewtwo turned over his card, Ai.
DING!
"We'll accept that!" Rox-chan smiled. "Cass?"
Cassidy replied hesitantly, "Misty?"
Misty screamed at the top of her lungs, but stopped when she heard the distinct BUZZ.
Brock flipped over his card, furiously blushing. Hastily scribbled on it was, Rox-chan.
Kuro's eyes widened. "Uhh..."
Rox-chan blushed. "That's the end of round 2!" She kicked Kuro.
Revived, Kuro continued, "So Mondo and Meowth along with Mewtwo and Mew will be moving on to the next round to compete head-to-head. But, sorry, Brock and Cassidy, we won't be seeing you in the next round. Enjoy your consolation prize of a Magby!"
"Brought to you by Egg&Egg, the Pokemon eggs-perts." She tittered at her own joke. "Bring any Pokemon in and it'll have an egg in no time! Drop off your Magmar for a cute Magby, Jynx for Smoochum, and even Fearow for Spearow! You can guarantee there won't be any FOWL play." Rox-chan chuckled at her pun again.
Kuro sweatdropped. "Stay tuned!" As the corny theme came up, Brock and Cassidy exiting was shown until the eyecatch came up.
*fade out to commercial*
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The eyecatch came up again, as did the corny theme. Ash and James had fled for their lives, and the spotlight shone down in the center of the stage to reveal Rox-chan standing next to a blonde haired girl of about 14. "Welcome back to the Newlywed Game Show," she narrated, "brought to you by our friends at Jasmine Records; where anyone can be a star. Be sure to check out the My Poor Flaaffy single, in stores now."
"Yes, yes, thank you." Rox-chan turned to the audience and extravagantly motioned to the girl beside her, "I'd like you to meet my new co-host, Kuro."
The audience, on cue, said in unison, "Hi, Kuro!"
"Thank you," she curtseyed.
The two girls were wearing matching outfits of purple lace. Kuro didn't look too happy with the outfit, but she was too excited to be on the show to complain.
"Let me remind you, Mew and Mewtwo and Mondo and Meowth are in the lead--one hundred-twenty-five points! But Brock and Cassidy are closely behind with one hundred.
"And now," Kuro continued, "Round Two."
Rox-chan handed her the cards for that round's questions. Kuro looked down and said, "In a week, how many times do you and your spouse have... relations?"
"Brock?" Rox-chan looked at him intently.
"Usually...17."
Sounds of exasperation and surprise--even disgust--came from the audience. To everyone's dismay, Brock continued, "Then there's the weeks I'm REALLY horny!"
DING!
Cassidy flipped over her sign: 17, unless Brock's feeling quite aroused.
Kuro coughed, but moved on, "How many times a week, Mewtwo?"
"10."
DING!
Rox-chan now turned to Gary, "Three...and that's a good week."
Groans from the audience.
"A VERY good week!" the cohost Kuro yells.
Domino's card read: 3...if he's lucky.
DING!
Everyone sweatdropped.
Rox-chan cleared her throat, "Mondo?"
"Five-ish...unless I get some cat nip."
Meowth-chan revealed his sign: 4, without catnip.
"Hmm," Rox-chan said dubiously, "Does that count?"
The judges talked amongst themselves. The only things clearly heard from the judges' panel was Jessie's, "He DID say ish," and Misty's flaming, "THE ANSWERS DIDN'T MATCH!" All the judges cowered and shook their heads.
Kuro shrugged, "Oh well, sorry no point."
"Oh," Rox-chan exclaimed, "And there seems to be an error. Gary and Domino were eliminated last round! But we'll let them stay for only pure enjoyment. Let's move on!"
"Next question," Kuro announced, "Does your lover prefer being on top or bottom?"
Brock coughed, "Top."
DING!
Mewtwo scowled, "Top."
Mew showed her sign, Mewtwo on top Mew on bottom
DING! "Good, good!" Kuro smiled at Domino, "Gary?"
"Bottom."
DING!
Mondo also replied, "Bottom?"
BUZZ!
Meowth flipped over his card, I do what I want and if I say top, I say top.
"Uhhh...okay? Well, sorry, but you still have a chance to make it up. This last question is world one hundred points!!" Rox-chan said dramatically.
Kuro narrated, "If your spouse was to plan a threesome who would be the third party?"
Gary and Domino walked out.
Mondo, who was looking rather nauseated, commented, "I think he'd choose Cassidy..."
Brock screamed, acting high or drunk or both, "HE'LL NEVER GET HER!! NEVA!!!!!!!"
Rox-chan sweatdropped and picked up the sign Gary left. "Wow, Cassidy it is."
Brock fell off his chair.
Rox-chan shrugged it off and replied, "Alright then... Congratulations Mondo, for being so skilled you won't have to answer the question for Meowth but you still get 100 points!"
Kuro turned to Mewtwo and beamed, "...Who would be the third party?"
Mew said telepathically, "Amber."
Mewtwo turned over his card, Ai.
DING!
"We'll accept that!" Rox-chan smiled. "Cass?"
Cassidy replied hesitantly, "Misty?"
Misty screamed at the top of her lungs, but stopped when she heard the distinct BUZZ.
Brock flipped over his card, furiously blushing. Hastily scribbled on it was, Rox-chan.
Kuro's eyes widened. "Uhh..."
Rox-chan blushed. "That's the end of round 2!" She kicked Kuro.
Revived, Kuro continued, "So Mondo and Meowth along with Mewtwo and Mew will be moving on to the next round to compete head-to-head. But, sorry, Brock and Cassidy, we won't be seeing you in the next round. Enjoy your consolation prize of a Magby!"
"Brought to you by Egg&Egg, the Pokemon eggs-perts." She tittered at her own joke. "Bring any Pokemon in and it'll have an egg in no time! Drop off your Magmar for a cute Magby, Jynx for Smoochum, and even Fearow for Spearow! You can guarantee there won't be any FOWL play." Rox-chan chuckled at her pun again.
Kuro sweatdropped. "Stay tuned!" As the corny theme came up, Brock and Cassidy exiting was shown until the eyecatch came up.
*fade out to commercial*
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