"Trunks, Trunks, are you up?", came Bulma's voice. She opened the door slowly. " Trunks-oh, you're up. Good. Hey, nice T-shirt.", she remarked. Trunks looked down, reading the shirt for the first time. 'As seen on TV', it said. Trunks chuckled. "So what do you want for breakfast?" *** "Geez, who summoned a dragon in here, huh?" cried Goku. "Yeah.it's a big mess in here ." said Krill in nonchalantly. "Spring cleaning, you know?" "Spring is cool!" cried Goku, beaming. Marrin was sweeping the plaster out the door, sobbing. "Hurry up, kid!" shouted Krillin, taking another sip of Coke. "That's it, nothing for your birthday!" Krill in looked up at the calendar. "Hey, today IS her birthday." He shrugged. "Child Labor is cool!" cried Goku. "Yes it is, my friend, yes it is." "So, how are the kids?" Goku shrugged. "Well, Gohan's passing all his classes.Goten's in jail for blowing up Wal-Mart." "Hey, let's go to the Tenka'ichi Budokai." "You mean that tournament? Okay." Krilling took the last swig of his Coke. "Hey, 18, we're going to that tournament. Do you wanna go?" "No, dear! Remember, I have that Tupperware party today and that is much more important than winning a million zeni."(how out of character was that?!) "Yipee skippee!" said Krillin. "I guess it's just you and me, Goku!" "Yay! Let's go smoke some crack!" "Whoopee! And I'll go sell my weed." "Hooray!" cried Goku. "Remember, dear, don't stay out too late!" "Okay!", said Krilllin. Then they flew away to the tournament. La la la . Sha la head sha la. "Okay, now we're at the tournament!" , cried Krill in. They landed outside the gates. "This sucks, Goku, we know you're gonna win." "Maybe someone here is stronger than me." The short amount of silence before they burst into hilarious laughter was very short indeed. "But on a more serious note, Goku, I sense that nobody's ki is even close." "What's that? I guess that means Vegeta's not here." "Yay! That means I'll get second place, then! Woopee!" "Second place is cool! I wish I could be second place like you Krillin you are really cool!" Krillin paused for a while, trying to process that. Then he sensesd a ki right behind him. " What are you doing here, Krillin? Trying desperately to get third place?" Krill in turned around slowly, grimacing. "You too, huh, Vegeta?" Vegeta smirked. "You might have a hard time getting third. I just saw this five-year-old girl and her teddy bear enter. Both are going to be tough competition for YOU." "Quit making fun of me!", cried Krillin in a whiny voice. "By the way, Krill in, did a cat curl up and die on your head? Your face looks like a donkey's balls!" Krillin almost sank into tears. "You mean.my coolness isn't going into effect?" Vegeta narrowed his eyes. "What in Dende's name are you talking about, fool?" "Damn damn damn! Why isn't it working on him?" Vegeta backhanded him. "what are you babbling about, chestnut head? Hurry up and get in line. They're picking names."