After picking the numbers, Krillin found out he was matched against Hercule
in the first round. "Well, this should be easy, even by my standards!",
said Krillin happily. Hercule ran out ahead of him, waving his championship
belt high in the air. "That's right, it me, Hercule, your champion! Don't
worry, fans, I will defeat that donkey-ball-headed loser! Ha ha ha ha!"
An expansive silence covered the entire stadium.
"Um," he said expectantly, "You can clap now."
Not a single person clapped. One threw a cup at him. "How dare you call Krill in a donkey-ball-headed loser!" a man yelled. People aimed shards of broken glass at his head. He neatly dodged a Molotov cocktail that blew up half of the arena.br Hercule burst into tears. "But.I'm.: he stuttered. A Chinese throwing star whizzed by his head. "Hey! How did THAT get past security?" he shouted. People started climbing over the walls.
"We should stop them somehow," muttered Goku.
"Can I kill them all?" Vegeta chuckled darkly.
Krill in ran out onto the field. "Everyone, calm down!" The tumultuous mob saw him, stopped kicking Hercule, and turned to face Krillin. "It's him!" they cried. His fans surrounded him, pressing for autographs.
"I'm. cool." muttered Krillin, star struck. "I'm cool!", he cried, his eyes watering. The entire crowd cheered. "Ok, everyone, stand back! Give him breathing room!", the announcer shouted desperately. Security guards came in. forming a human wall of force. They beat the fans senselessly with billy clubs. "Get back, dammit!" a security guy yelled as he pulled out an M-16. He let forth a spray killing about 50 people.
"What the hell is going on?" shouted Vegeta. "Why do they think that asshole is so cool?" "Because he is, Vegeta, he is!" cried Goku with a mad look in his eye. Vegeta backhanded him. "Get a hold of yourself, Kakarott!", he yelled. "He's still just a pathetic loser. Nothing's changed about him. So what the hell is going on?" Goku rubbed his face. "That hurt."
"Shut up." Eventually the crowd died down (literally and metaphorically) and sat cheering in their seats.
"Thank you, thank you, ok, don't do that, I'm married.", Krill in said affably. Hercule leered at him. Leer leer leer.
"Ok," said Krill in, getting into fighting stance. "let's fight."
"Come at me, Hercule, but I must warn you, I am the strongest human being in the world." Krillin said jeeringly. Hercule scoffed. "You must be joking. FOR I AM WORLD CHAMPION!!" he yelled. A glass bottle hit him in the side of the head. "Ow, that freaking hurts!", he whimpered. "Krillin!" "Krillin, we love you!" cried a group of girls from the stands. Krill in turned and waved, a cheesy grin on his face.
A blow on the back caught him off guard.
He elbowed Hercule in the face and turned around. "My nose! My nose!" , yelled Hercule as he held his hand to his face. Blood was trickling through his fingers. Krillin served him a helping of hard right in the chest and sent him flying out of the ring.
Hercule commented afterward that he had somehow let Krill in win. Oddly, no- one believed him. Someone tossed a brick through his window later threatening to kill him. None of this was very nice.
Krill in patted is hands together happily. People threw their hats and roses onto the grandstands. A small Asian girl ran out and started collecting them ( You know, like at the Olympics ice-skating events?)
Krill in sat in thought. "Ok, for some reason my coolness isn't working on Vegeta.or Hercule either. I thought it was supposed to work on everyone!"
Next time: the zombie fans of death and Goku too
An expansive silence covered the entire stadium.
"Um," he said expectantly, "You can clap now."
Not a single person clapped. One threw a cup at him. "How dare you call Krill in a donkey-ball-headed loser!" a man yelled. People aimed shards of broken glass at his head. He neatly dodged a Molotov cocktail that blew up half of the arena.br Hercule burst into tears. "But.I'm.: he stuttered. A Chinese throwing star whizzed by his head. "Hey! How did THAT get past security?" he shouted. People started climbing over the walls.
"We should stop them somehow," muttered Goku.
"Can I kill them all?" Vegeta chuckled darkly.
Krill in ran out onto the field. "Everyone, calm down!" The tumultuous mob saw him, stopped kicking Hercule, and turned to face Krillin. "It's him!" they cried. His fans surrounded him, pressing for autographs.
"I'm. cool." muttered Krillin, star struck. "I'm cool!", he cried, his eyes watering. The entire crowd cheered. "Ok, everyone, stand back! Give him breathing room!", the announcer shouted desperately. Security guards came in. forming a human wall of force. They beat the fans senselessly with billy clubs. "Get back, dammit!" a security guy yelled as he pulled out an M-16. He let forth a spray killing about 50 people.
"What the hell is going on?" shouted Vegeta. "Why do they think that asshole is so cool?" "Because he is, Vegeta, he is!" cried Goku with a mad look in his eye. Vegeta backhanded him. "Get a hold of yourself, Kakarott!", he yelled. "He's still just a pathetic loser. Nothing's changed about him. So what the hell is going on?" Goku rubbed his face. "That hurt."
"Shut up." Eventually the crowd died down (literally and metaphorically) and sat cheering in their seats.
"Thank you, thank you, ok, don't do that, I'm married.", Krill in said affably. Hercule leered at him. Leer leer leer.
"Ok," said Krill in, getting into fighting stance. "let's fight."
"Come at me, Hercule, but I must warn you, I am the strongest human being in the world." Krillin said jeeringly. Hercule scoffed. "You must be joking. FOR I AM WORLD CHAMPION!!" he yelled. A glass bottle hit him in the side of the head. "Ow, that freaking hurts!", he whimpered. "Krillin!" "Krillin, we love you!" cried a group of girls from the stands. Krill in turned and waved, a cheesy grin on his face.
A blow on the back caught him off guard.
He elbowed Hercule in the face and turned around. "My nose! My nose!" , yelled Hercule as he held his hand to his face. Blood was trickling through his fingers. Krillin served him a helping of hard right in the chest and sent him flying out of the ring.
Hercule commented afterward that he had somehow let Krill in win. Oddly, no- one believed him. Someone tossed a brick through his window later threatening to kill him. None of this was very nice.
Krill in patted is hands together happily. People threw their hats and roses onto the grandstands. A small Asian girl ran out and started collecting them ( You know, like at the Olympics ice-skating events?)
Krill in sat in thought. "Ok, for some reason my coolness isn't working on Vegeta.or Hercule either. I thought it was supposed to work on everyone!"
Next time: the zombie fans of death and Goku too