Pegasus loved his grape juice. He couldn't go a meal without the happy
purple drink. Unfortunately, Pegasus had a problem. He was addicted to
grape juice and crappy comics. He also watches too many cartoons and now
believed that his favorite character, Funny Bunny, an annoying pink bunny,
actually existed.
But I am getting ahead of myself. Let us start at the
beginning....
Pegasus was prancing around his happy happy castle in which he required his guards to wear crappy suits, and spike their hair like that dumbass, Tristan. (Who, by the way, stole Kaiba's idea of the trenchcoat... DAMN HIM!). Anyway, Pegasus sat down in his dining room and called for Croquet. "Croquet", Pegasus said, "Bring me my breakfast!" Croquet, his favorite man-slave, came in carrying Pegasus's normal toast and comic. But today, he had also brought grape juice. Pegasus looked at the juice like it was poison. "What the hell is that?" asked Pegasus. Croquet smiled, and replied in that oh-so-sexy voice of his... "It's grape juice. A thousand pardons.", he stated. Pegasus took the juice and swished it down, hoping that if it did kill him, Croquet would be arrested. But the grape juice was not poison. It was intoxicating and Pegasus immediately turned red and his mouth formed an "o". (Which is very odd and disturbing... See the episode were Pegasus steals the sexy Kaiba's soul. DAMN HIM!). "It's wonderful." said Pegasus. "It's like a million millennium eyes in my stomach. It's so much fun and bubbles in my tummy." He then proceeded to fall over on his ass and throw up because Pegasus is bulimic. Silly Pegasus! Grape juice is for old men! Pegasus crawled to his TV, and watched his favorite cartoon "Funny Bunny", episode 1274 out of 3013. It looked even cooler after drinking grape juice.
About twelve miles away, Kaiba was running through the woods. He was looking for his little brother Mokuba. He loved Mokuba very much, and didn't want Pegasus to steal his soul by making him take exlax with grape juice, therefore, being forced into crapping out his soul. Kaiba narrowed his eyes and thought of all he was missing at home. There was some creepy chick who wanted to screw him and claimed that she knew him from another life in which he had a millennium rod. Finally, Kaiba caught up with Yugi and his band of merry people. Kaiba stared at the odd group. Kaiba grinned and ran ahead of them, prancing as he thought of beating the crap out of Yugi at cards. He stood on the stairs of Pegasus's castle and waited... While we wait, we go into Kaiba's brain...
KCHAN: CUE FLASHBACK! **Waits...** ....CUE FLASHBACK!!!!!! **Waits again** Oh for the love of... **Walks over to the film projector and hits it, a picture of Mokuba replaces her face** Much better. ^_^
Mokuba was sitting alone in his prison cell for sugar-high kids. Dementors roamed the... what? Oh! Wrong fic!... Pegasus's cronies roamed the halls, making sure that nobody got in. Apparently they were doing a really bad job because... "Mokuba! Are you alright?", asked Kaiba as he ran up to the cell and clutched the bars. Mokuba stood up quickly, smiling. "Big brother! I knew it! I knew you'd come and save me!", Mokuba cried, tears brimming at his eyes. Kaiba smiled that cute half smile, then quickly, began to pick the lock of the cell. While doing this, he decided to try and make some conversation. "Did he do anything to you? Did he hurt you in any way?", Kaiba asked darkly. He was prepared to kick Pegasus' ass anyway... might as well have a good reason, right? Mokuba, looked down, sniffling. He was silent for a few seconds, then looked back up at his big brother, tears flowing from his eyes. "He... made me drink grape juice... I think he put something in it. Then he made me watch... all... 3013 episodes of Funny Bunny!" With this Mokuba broke down crying. Kaiba's eyes widened, a look of shock on his face. Then, his eyes narrowed as he heard clapping from behind him... He didn't want to look, but knew he had to. Turning quickly, his trenchcoat doing a cool spinney thing, he looked into the eyes... er... eye of Pegasus. "Well hello, Kaiba-boy! So glad that you could make it! Would you like to hear about my ingenious plan to take over your corporation? Or perhaps you'd like to watch me steal your brother's soul? We could make home-made flan if you want! Grape juice?", he babbled, offering Kaiba one of his gold goblets. Kaiba glared, clenching his teeth, then proceeded to knock the cup out of Pegasus' hand. Pegasus looked shocked, then a look of hurt passed his face, tears welling in his eyes. "Kaiba-boy! Why are you so hurtful?!" he screeched. Pegasus then bent down on the floor and sobbed. Mokuba cowered in a corner while Kaiba raised an eyebrow. "Pegasus, you're pathetic. Can we just get past this part? Just let my brother go and you can have the stupid corporation." Kaiba sighed. Pegasus looked up at him, wiping his eyes. "But Kaiba-boy", he began, "Where is the fun in that? I mean... the ex-lax I made your chipmunk of a brother drink would be useless if I didn't at least 'try' to steal his soul!", Pegasus explained. Mokuba looked up from the corner, and screeched. Kaiba began to curse, having the strange urge to take the gold goblet of grape juice and shove it up Pegasus' pansy ass. "You fricken made my little brother take ex-lax?! Don't you know that's for fricken constipated people?!", as Kaiba said this, Goku waved from the side of the page. Pegasus laughed stupidly, taking a swig of grape juice from his new goblet, which Croquet had randomly given to him at some point in this absolutely pointless scene. Mokuba looked sick. "Yes, Kaiba-boy! And now I plan to steal his soul!" Pegasus screamed as his Millennium Eye lit up and did a swirly gold thing. Kaiba shielded his eyes, but unfortunately poor Mokuba was not so lucky. Mokuba groaned, then began to scream shrilly, the light surrounding his ass. Then, as the light faded, Mokuba fell to the floor of his monkey-cage, lifeless...er... soulless.
Pegasus was prancing around his happy happy castle in which he required his guards to wear crappy suits, and spike their hair like that dumbass, Tristan. (Who, by the way, stole Kaiba's idea of the trenchcoat... DAMN HIM!). Anyway, Pegasus sat down in his dining room and called for Croquet. "Croquet", Pegasus said, "Bring me my breakfast!" Croquet, his favorite man-slave, came in carrying Pegasus's normal toast and comic. But today, he had also brought grape juice. Pegasus looked at the juice like it was poison. "What the hell is that?" asked Pegasus. Croquet smiled, and replied in that oh-so-sexy voice of his... "It's grape juice. A thousand pardons.", he stated. Pegasus took the juice and swished it down, hoping that if it did kill him, Croquet would be arrested. But the grape juice was not poison. It was intoxicating and Pegasus immediately turned red and his mouth formed an "o". (Which is very odd and disturbing... See the episode were Pegasus steals the sexy Kaiba's soul. DAMN HIM!). "It's wonderful." said Pegasus. "It's like a million millennium eyes in my stomach. It's so much fun and bubbles in my tummy." He then proceeded to fall over on his ass and throw up because Pegasus is bulimic. Silly Pegasus! Grape juice is for old men! Pegasus crawled to his TV, and watched his favorite cartoon "Funny Bunny", episode 1274 out of 3013. It looked even cooler after drinking grape juice.
About twelve miles away, Kaiba was running through the woods. He was looking for his little brother Mokuba. He loved Mokuba very much, and didn't want Pegasus to steal his soul by making him take exlax with grape juice, therefore, being forced into crapping out his soul. Kaiba narrowed his eyes and thought of all he was missing at home. There was some creepy chick who wanted to screw him and claimed that she knew him from another life in which he had a millennium rod. Finally, Kaiba caught up with Yugi and his band of merry people. Kaiba stared at the odd group. Kaiba grinned and ran ahead of them, prancing as he thought of beating the crap out of Yugi at cards. He stood on the stairs of Pegasus's castle and waited... While we wait, we go into Kaiba's brain...
KCHAN: CUE FLASHBACK! **Waits...** ....CUE FLASHBACK!!!!!! **Waits again** Oh for the love of... **Walks over to the film projector and hits it, a picture of Mokuba replaces her face** Much better. ^_^
Mokuba was sitting alone in his prison cell for sugar-high kids. Dementors roamed the... what? Oh! Wrong fic!... Pegasus's cronies roamed the halls, making sure that nobody got in. Apparently they were doing a really bad job because... "Mokuba! Are you alright?", asked Kaiba as he ran up to the cell and clutched the bars. Mokuba stood up quickly, smiling. "Big brother! I knew it! I knew you'd come and save me!", Mokuba cried, tears brimming at his eyes. Kaiba smiled that cute half smile, then quickly, began to pick the lock of the cell. While doing this, he decided to try and make some conversation. "Did he do anything to you? Did he hurt you in any way?", Kaiba asked darkly. He was prepared to kick Pegasus' ass anyway... might as well have a good reason, right? Mokuba, looked down, sniffling. He was silent for a few seconds, then looked back up at his big brother, tears flowing from his eyes. "He... made me drink grape juice... I think he put something in it. Then he made me watch... all... 3013 episodes of Funny Bunny!" With this Mokuba broke down crying. Kaiba's eyes widened, a look of shock on his face. Then, his eyes narrowed as he heard clapping from behind him... He didn't want to look, but knew he had to. Turning quickly, his trenchcoat doing a cool spinney thing, he looked into the eyes... er... eye of Pegasus. "Well hello, Kaiba-boy! So glad that you could make it! Would you like to hear about my ingenious plan to take over your corporation? Or perhaps you'd like to watch me steal your brother's soul? We could make home-made flan if you want! Grape juice?", he babbled, offering Kaiba one of his gold goblets. Kaiba glared, clenching his teeth, then proceeded to knock the cup out of Pegasus' hand. Pegasus looked shocked, then a look of hurt passed his face, tears welling in his eyes. "Kaiba-boy! Why are you so hurtful?!" he screeched. Pegasus then bent down on the floor and sobbed. Mokuba cowered in a corner while Kaiba raised an eyebrow. "Pegasus, you're pathetic. Can we just get past this part? Just let my brother go and you can have the stupid corporation." Kaiba sighed. Pegasus looked up at him, wiping his eyes. "But Kaiba-boy", he began, "Where is the fun in that? I mean... the ex-lax I made your chipmunk of a brother drink would be useless if I didn't at least 'try' to steal his soul!", Pegasus explained. Mokuba looked up from the corner, and screeched. Kaiba began to curse, having the strange urge to take the gold goblet of grape juice and shove it up Pegasus' pansy ass. "You fricken made my little brother take ex-lax?! Don't you know that's for fricken constipated people?!", as Kaiba said this, Goku waved from the side of the page. Pegasus laughed stupidly, taking a swig of grape juice from his new goblet, which Croquet had randomly given to him at some point in this absolutely pointless scene. Mokuba looked sick. "Yes, Kaiba-boy! And now I plan to steal his soul!" Pegasus screamed as his Millennium Eye lit up and did a swirly gold thing. Kaiba shielded his eyes, but unfortunately poor Mokuba was not so lucky. Mokuba groaned, then began to scream shrilly, the light surrounding his ass. Then, as the light faded, Mokuba fell to the floor of his monkey-cage, lifeless...er... soulless.