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enough money to BUY the corporation that produced it!! That's why! Okay. On
with the story. Again, PLEASE review! On with the show!
GRAPE JUICE ADDICTS ANNONYMOUS: PART FOUR
Back at Bandit Keith and Tristan's happy corner of the universe, Bandit Keith again decided to raise the bet. He turned to Tristan, grinning at all the money he was about to make, and stated loudly; "Hey, dumbass. Raise the bet another thou'?" Tristan nodded again, pretty sure that thanks to Bakura, he was about to win. Bandit Keith laughed stupidly, and suddenly, Tristan didn't feel quite so confident.
Kaiba threw out his dueling disk, the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon once again rearing it's ugly head....erm... heads. Yami, who had been sulking in his Soul Room, was back on the field. He threw out his dueling disk as well, smirking at all his Kuriboh's that were being reproduced by the Multiply Card... All of course, in defense mode. Kaiba tried again and again to defeat the stupid fuzzy brown pieces of shit, but remained un-victorious. Then... it was Yami's turn. "I play Mammoth Graveyard... Along with the polymerization card... to combine him with the Living Arrow card!", he stated smartly. Kaiba blinked, wondering what the hell that combination was supposed to do. Yami smirked at Kaiba's stupidity. "Attack the stupid dragon!", Yami screeched. The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon watched in horror as the Mammoth was literally combined with itself, causing it's attack power to go down. Yami laughed as Kaiba started to curse. "The Mammoth Graveyard will take the BEUD's attack down by 1200 every time I finish my turn." Yami picked up a card, grinned evilly and stated clearly. "I think.........I'm done!" Yami began to screech wildly, doing a happy happy dance. Kaiba began to cry silently, wondering to himself if he would ever get laid again. He decided that if he couldn't get laid, what was the point in living? So, he then made a drastic decision. "For every Kuriboh on the field, I'm going to take a step back.", he stated quietly. Kaiba then began to walk backwards toward the end of the roof. The cheerleaders gasped. Yami raised an eyebrow, wondering why Kaiba was so stupid as to kill himself. Then, as Yami read Kaiba's mind, he understood. Getting laid is a big deal. Yami Bakura began to cheer. "Yeah!!! Kill yerself!!! End it all now! Your life isn't important! Gratuitous violence is the best kind! Woohoo!", Yami Bakura whooped. Everyone took another step or thirty away from him. Yami sighed, not wanting Kaiba's suicide on his mind. Yami played the Celtic Guardian. "Next turn Kaiba, I will attack you and then it'll all be over.", Yami stated. Kaiba smirked, then stood up on the edge of the castle, his trenchcoat flapping dramatically. "Then I use Reborn the Monster to revive one of my BEWD's heads. If you attack me, the shockwave might blow me off the roof. However, if you don't, I won't hesitate to take your life points next turn." Kaiba threatened. Yami laughed hysterically. "Don't tempt me, Kaiba! You know I will!" Yami threatened him back. Kaiba sneered, then motioned for Yugi to bring it on. Yami growled, then raised his hand sexily. "Celtic Guardian! Attack the dumbass dragon!" Yami cried. The Celtic Guardian grinned maliciously, then ran at the BEWD, ready to chop off one of its other heads. Kaiba covered his eyes. Then, Tea got pitiful. "No, Yugi! You can't!!!", she cried, running toward him. Joey stuck his foot out and she fell flat on her face. She lay there, not moving. The entire cast again cheered, Yami Bakura the loudest. Inside of Yami's head, the honest, cute, non-violent Yugi began to pipe up. "Yami-kun... You know that you don't wanna kill Kaiba...", Yugi sighed. Yami began to laugh hysterically. "You think I don't want that loser dead? Hah! Don't make me laugh. He fricken tried to sacrifice me in my past life! I want him GONE!", Yami muttered. Yugi held his head, letting out a huge sigh. When Yugi finally looked up again, he had gone chibi, his eyes huge, cute, and watery. "Yami-kun... Please don't kill him... For me?", Yugi whimpered. Yami clutched his head, trying to avert his eyes from his aibou. Yugi knew that he couldn't take this much longer, so he began to make tears run down his face. Yami cried out exsaperatedly. "Fine, aibou!!! We won't kill the dumbfuck...", Yami stated unhappily. Yugi quickly turned off the water-works and smiled, giving Yami a quick hug. "Now get back to the damn game!", Yugi pointed, and they quickly exited his mind. Now, keep in mind, this all happened in about .00000000001 seconds, so bear with the storyline. If it had taken as long as it did for you to read this, the BEUD would be dead by now, Kaiba would have taken a flying lesson, and Yugi would have been inside the damned castle whooping the grape-juice out of Pegasus. ...Ah, souka. Let's continue. Yami cried out, dropping to his knees in quite a sexy pose. The Celtic Guardian was charging. Kaiba was crying. Pegasus was drinking. Yami Bakura was snickering. "STOP!!!", Yami shouted. The Celtic Guardian stopped, looking back at the sniveling thing on the ground that was his master. He growled slightly, knowing that he was about to die for the third muther-fucking time... Suddenly, the Celtic Guardian turned to Yami, his face twisted in rage. He threw his sword to the ground and growled lowly. "I am SO sick of you using me!! Don't you care about MY feelings?! I'M A PERSON TOO!", and with this, he turned and ran crying from the field. Both Yami and Seto blinked, not quite sure what to do. Yami shrugged and turned to Kaiba. "You win. My card was a wuss, so... Congrats." Yami smirked, then walked off to the coffee shop convieniently located at the end of Pegasus's castle for a non-fat latee. Kaiba sighed heavily, happy that he would continue to get laid.
By this point, Bandit Keith, or badass American to us, had risen the price of the bet to eight thousand dollars. Tristan's mouth was wide with shock at the loss. Bandit Keith began to laugh maniacly. "WELL, Peacock! Pay up!", Bandit Keith said, indicating that he wanted money with his fingers. Tristan sighed and walked over to a convieniently located ATM and entered a credit card number. Eight thousand smackaroonies promptly came out and Tristan handed it reluctantly to the grinning loser. Bandit Keith waved the money around, cheering for his sheer dumb-luck. Tristan quickly ran to a corner and began to weep...
GRAPE JUICE ADDICTS ANNONYMOUS: PART FOUR
Back at Bandit Keith and Tristan's happy corner of the universe, Bandit Keith again decided to raise the bet. He turned to Tristan, grinning at all the money he was about to make, and stated loudly; "Hey, dumbass. Raise the bet another thou'?" Tristan nodded again, pretty sure that thanks to Bakura, he was about to win. Bandit Keith laughed stupidly, and suddenly, Tristan didn't feel quite so confident.
Kaiba threw out his dueling disk, the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon once again rearing it's ugly head....erm... heads. Yami, who had been sulking in his Soul Room, was back on the field. He threw out his dueling disk as well, smirking at all his Kuriboh's that were being reproduced by the Multiply Card... All of course, in defense mode. Kaiba tried again and again to defeat the stupid fuzzy brown pieces of shit, but remained un-victorious. Then... it was Yami's turn. "I play Mammoth Graveyard... Along with the polymerization card... to combine him with the Living Arrow card!", he stated smartly. Kaiba blinked, wondering what the hell that combination was supposed to do. Yami smirked at Kaiba's stupidity. "Attack the stupid dragon!", Yami screeched. The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon watched in horror as the Mammoth was literally combined with itself, causing it's attack power to go down. Yami laughed as Kaiba started to curse. "The Mammoth Graveyard will take the BEUD's attack down by 1200 every time I finish my turn." Yami picked up a card, grinned evilly and stated clearly. "I think.........I'm done!" Yami began to screech wildly, doing a happy happy dance. Kaiba began to cry silently, wondering to himself if he would ever get laid again. He decided that if he couldn't get laid, what was the point in living? So, he then made a drastic decision. "For every Kuriboh on the field, I'm going to take a step back.", he stated quietly. Kaiba then began to walk backwards toward the end of the roof. The cheerleaders gasped. Yami raised an eyebrow, wondering why Kaiba was so stupid as to kill himself. Then, as Yami read Kaiba's mind, he understood. Getting laid is a big deal. Yami Bakura began to cheer. "Yeah!!! Kill yerself!!! End it all now! Your life isn't important! Gratuitous violence is the best kind! Woohoo!", Yami Bakura whooped. Everyone took another step or thirty away from him. Yami sighed, not wanting Kaiba's suicide on his mind. Yami played the Celtic Guardian. "Next turn Kaiba, I will attack you and then it'll all be over.", Yami stated. Kaiba smirked, then stood up on the edge of the castle, his trenchcoat flapping dramatically. "Then I use Reborn the Monster to revive one of my BEWD's heads. If you attack me, the shockwave might blow me off the roof. However, if you don't, I won't hesitate to take your life points next turn." Kaiba threatened. Yami laughed hysterically. "Don't tempt me, Kaiba! You know I will!" Yami threatened him back. Kaiba sneered, then motioned for Yugi to bring it on. Yami growled, then raised his hand sexily. "Celtic Guardian! Attack the dumbass dragon!" Yami cried. The Celtic Guardian grinned maliciously, then ran at the BEWD, ready to chop off one of its other heads. Kaiba covered his eyes. Then, Tea got pitiful. "No, Yugi! You can't!!!", she cried, running toward him. Joey stuck his foot out and she fell flat on her face. She lay there, not moving. The entire cast again cheered, Yami Bakura the loudest. Inside of Yami's head, the honest, cute, non-violent Yugi began to pipe up. "Yami-kun... You know that you don't wanna kill Kaiba...", Yugi sighed. Yami began to laugh hysterically. "You think I don't want that loser dead? Hah! Don't make me laugh. He fricken tried to sacrifice me in my past life! I want him GONE!", Yami muttered. Yugi held his head, letting out a huge sigh. When Yugi finally looked up again, he had gone chibi, his eyes huge, cute, and watery. "Yami-kun... Please don't kill him... For me?", Yugi whimpered. Yami clutched his head, trying to avert his eyes from his aibou. Yugi knew that he couldn't take this much longer, so he began to make tears run down his face. Yami cried out exsaperatedly. "Fine, aibou!!! We won't kill the dumbfuck...", Yami stated unhappily. Yugi quickly turned off the water-works and smiled, giving Yami a quick hug. "Now get back to the damn game!", Yugi pointed, and they quickly exited his mind. Now, keep in mind, this all happened in about .00000000001 seconds, so bear with the storyline. If it had taken as long as it did for you to read this, the BEUD would be dead by now, Kaiba would have taken a flying lesson, and Yugi would have been inside the damned castle whooping the grape-juice out of Pegasus. ...Ah, souka. Let's continue. Yami cried out, dropping to his knees in quite a sexy pose. The Celtic Guardian was charging. Kaiba was crying. Pegasus was drinking. Yami Bakura was snickering. "STOP!!!", Yami shouted. The Celtic Guardian stopped, looking back at the sniveling thing on the ground that was his master. He growled slightly, knowing that he was about to die for the third muther-fucking time... Suddenly, the Celtic Guardian turned to Yami, his face twisted in rage. He threw his sword to the ground and growled lowly. "I am SO sick of you using me!! Don't you care about MY feelings?! I'M A PERSON TOO!", and with this, he turned and ran crying from the field. Both Yami and Seto blinked, not quite sure what to do. Yami shrugged and turned to Kaiba. "You win. My card was a wuss, so... Congrats." Yami smirked, then walked off to the coffee shop convieniently located at the end of Pegasus's castle for a non-fat latee. Kaiba sighed heavily, happy that he would continue to get laid.
By this point, Bandit Keith, or badass American to us, had risen the price of the bet to eight thousand dollars. Tristan's mouth was wide with shock at the loss. Bandit Keith began to laugh maniacly. "WELL, Peacock! Pay up!", Bandit Keith said, indicating that he wanted money with his fingers. Tristan sighed and walked over to a convieniently located ATM and entered a credit card number. Eight thousand smackaroonies promptly came out and Tristan handed it reluctantly to the grinning loser. Bandit Keith waved the money around, cheering for his sheer dumb-luck. Tristan quickly ran to a corner and began to weep...