Disclaimer: I, again, do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. **cries** I hope you're all
enjoying the story so far! Here's chapter numero tres!!! (number three. )
Well, I won't keep you from reading this lovely story. Continue! The grape
juice commands you!
GRAPE JUICE ADDICTS ANNONYMOUS: PART THREE! Kaiba glared across the duel field at Yami, Yugi's slightly taller alter-ego. Kaiba smirked, thinking about the three BEWD in his deck, (Blue Eyes White Dragon... for those incompetent ones who don't know what that abbreviation means... DAMN YOU...), and the chaos that would ensue once they were all combined together. Yami blinked, wondering why Kaiba was so stupid as to think out his strategy when he knew damn well that Yami could read minds. So, while Kaiba grinned about how badly he was going to defeat Yugi, Yami sighed and came up with the perfect defense to the BEUD's attack. (Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon... Not even gonna say it again... DAMN YOU...) Tea and Joey were watching from the sidelines, along with Bakura, they guy who had absolutely no part in the American version of the series. Little did the stupid American editors know, Bakura was coming up with a devious plan to take over the show, and then, hopefully, the world. As Bakura and his Yami talked about their evil plans inside his head, Tea broke out into a cheer. "Go Yugi! Go Yugi! Don't choke on a lugie! Tea's here! Tea's here! Tea and her big-ass rear! I got boobs! I got boobs! If ya win I'll let you...", she stopped suddenly, trying to think of something to rhyme with "boobs". Joey raised an eyebrow, then took a club and knocked Tea out again. The entire Yu-Gi-Oh cast clapped quite loudly. Yami let out one of those cute whooping noises. Kaiba blinked, then thought to himself; "Woah... Dejavu..." He quickly shook off the thought and played his first card. ( '.') ('.') ('.' ) ~*MEANWHILE*~ ( '.') ('.') ( '.') KChan: "Get down, Kirby!" Tristan and Bandit Keith were making out... er... wait... No yaoi or lemon... Never mind! Tristan and Bandit Keith were watching the match, Bandit Keith certain he would win the bet. Tristan gazed at Yami stupidly, thinking about how there was something different about Yugi. Bandit Keith suddenly spoke up. "Hey, yuppie. I want to raise the bet up $1,000. What d'ya say?", the yellow-haired American grinned. Tristan shrugged, then nodded. Bandit Keith laughed to himself. Man this Tristan kid was stupid. ~Back on the dueling field...~ Kaiba was sucking royally. Yami was literally kicking his ass. It was not much fun for Kaiba, considering that Yami's foot was stuck up his ass. Yami laughed maniacally. Finally, Kaiba grabbed Yami and shoved his foot out of his ass. "Do you fricken mind?", he snapped. A few more turns... Then Kaiba grinned evilly. "I play Saggi the Dark Clown... in attack mode!", he yelled as he threw out his dueling disk and Saggi appeared. "EEHEE!", screamed Saggi. The entire cast looked at Saggi oddly. Yami cowered in the corner of his... er... corner. Saggi crossed his arms.
"It's what they told me to say. What would you like me to say... You mean-heads!", Saggi wept in a sexy British accent. The cast apologized and Saggi went back to his 'EEHEE!'. "I call upon... Gaia the Fierce Knight!!", Yami yelled. "And with his attack points at 2300, he will defeat Saggi no problem!" Gaia charged at Saggi and killed him. Yay. But, oh no! Killing Saggi activated Kaiba's Crush Card Virus, which will now be referred to as CCV. "Ahahahahahaaa!," Kaiba laughed. "You have activated my CCV! And now all your deck is being infected!!" Yami snapped his fingers. Kaiba continues to laugh. Kaiba then played all three of his Blue Eyes White Dragons and combined them to make the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon... blah blah blah... Yami blinked. Then shrugged. He knew that was Kaiba's plan all the time... Kaiba still hadn't gotten the idea that he could read minds. Oh well. "Then this is going to be my next turn. Do have fun, won't you?", Yami smiled as he played Kuriboh. Kaiba blinked at the brown puffy piece of crap with overly large eyes and began to laugh. "My turn isn't over, dumbass!", Yami snapped. Kaiba sighed and crossed his arms, waiting for him to finish. Yami then played the Multiply Card and multiplied his Kuriboh about seven million times. Kaiba snapped his fingers. "Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack!", Kaiba yelled. The blast obliterated all of the Kuriboh's and Kaiba won. Yami's mouth dropped. "WHAT THE HELL?! I'M SUPPOSED TO FRICKEN WIN!", he yelled. Kaiba laughed maniacally and then informed Yami of his mistake. "You forgot to play the stupid Kuriboh in defense mode. All of your little fuzzy friends were in attack mode, which made it painfully easy to obliterate all of your life points." Yami dropped to his knees. "No... must get rid of pain... Give it.... to my Aibou...", Yami said as he promptly turned back into Yugi. Yugi looked around for a second, then proceeded to cry his eyes out. Kaiba blinked, noticing that Yugi had shrunk. 'Damn. Now I kinda feel bad. I beat him so bad that he shrunk...', he thought. Suddenly, Bakura whipped out a script. "Yugi was right, he IS supposed to win! We have to do it over now because I'm not done with my plan!... I mean, because Yugi deserves another chance!", Bakura corrected himself. Kaiba raised an eyebrow, then glared at Bakura, who promptly turned into Yami Bakura, causing Kaiba to wet his pants. Yami Bakura sneered. "Let's just get the damn thing over with... I'm sick of watching you tossers play this stupid game.", Yami Bakura snarled viciously. Everyone decided that it would be better to leave Bakura alone for awhile, and all took a step or twenty away from him. Yugi and Kaiba rewound their dueling disks, a new feature that Kaiba had just that very second added. And thus, the battle continued.
Back at Bandit Keith and Tristan's happy corner of the universe, Bandit Keith again decided to raise the bet. He turned to Tristan, grinning at all the money he was about to make, and stated loudly; "Hey, dumbass. Raise the bet another thou'?" Tristan nodded again, pretty sure that thanks to Bakura, he was about to win. Bandit Keith laughed stupidly, and suddenly, Tristan didn't feel quite so confident.
GRAPE JUICE ADDICTS ANNONYMOUS: PART THREE! Kaiba glared across the duel field at Yami, Yugi's slightly taller alter-ego. Kaiba smirked, thinking about the three BEWD in his deck, (Blue Eyes White Dragon... for those incompetent ones who don't know what that abbreviation means... DAMN YOU...), and the chaos that would ensue once they were all combined together. Yami blinked, wondering why Kaiba was so stupid as to think out his strategy when he knew damn well that Yami could read minds. So, while Kaiba grinned about how badly he was going to defeat Yugi, Yami sighed and came up with the perfect defense to the BEUD's attack. (Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon... Not even gonna say it again... DAMN YOU...) Tea and Joey were watching from the sidelines, along with Bakura, they guy who had absolutely no part in the American version of the series. Little did the stupid American editors know, Bakura was coming up with a devious plan to take over the show, and then, hopefully, the world. As Bakura and his Yami talked about their evil plans inside his head, Tea broke out into a cheer. "Go Yugi! Go Yugi! Don't choke on a lugie! Tea's here! Tea's here! Tea and her big-ass rear! I got boobs! I got boobs! If ya win I'll let you...", she stopped suddenly, trying to think of something to rhyme with "boobs". Joey raised an eyebrow, then took a club and knocked Tea out again. The entire Yu-Gi-Oh cast clapped quite loudly. Yami let out one of those cute whooping noises. Kaiba blinked, then thought to himself; "Woah... Dejavu..." He quickly shook off the thought and played his first card. ( '.') ('.') ('.' ) ~*MEANWHILE*~ ( '.') ('.') ( '.') KChan: "Get down, Kirby!" Tristan and Bandit Keith were making out... er... wait... No yaoi or lemon... Never mind! Tristan and Bandit Keith were watching the match, Bandit Keith certain he would win the bet. Tristan gazed at Yami stupidly, thinking about how there was something different about Yugi. Bandit Keith suddenly spoke up. "Hey, yuppie. I want to raise the bet up $1,000. What d'ya say?", the yellow-haired American grinned. Tristan shrugged, then nodded. Bandit Keith laughed to himself. Man this Tristan kid was stupid. ~Back on the dueling field...~ Kaiba was sucking royally. Yami was literally kicking his ass. It was not much fun for Kaiba, considering that Yami's foot was stuck up his ass. Yami laughed maniacally. Finally, Kaiba grabbed Yami and shoved his foot out of his ass. "Do you fricken mind?", he snapped. A few more turns... Then Kaiba grinned evilly. "I play Saggi the Dark Clown... in attack mode!", he yelled as he threw out his dueling disk and Saggi appeared. "EEHEE!", screamed Saggi. The entire cast looked at Saggi oddly. Yami cowered in the corner of his... er... corner. Saggi crossed his arms.
"It's what they told me to say. What would you like me to say... You mean-heads!", Saggi wept in a sexy British accent. The cast apologized and Saggi went back to his 'EEHEE!'. "I call upon... Gaia the Fierce Knight!!", Yami yelled. "And with his attack points at 2300, he will defeat Saggi no problem!" Gaia charged at Saggi and killed him. Yay. But, oh no! Killing Saggi activated Kaiba's Crush Card Virus, which will now be referred to as CCV. "Ahahahahahaaa!," Kaiba laughed. "You have activated my CCV! And now all your deck is being infected!!" Yami snapped his fingers. Kaiba continues to laugh. Kaiba then played all three of his Blue Eyes White Dragons and combined them to make the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon... blah blah blah... Yami blinked. Then shrugged. He knew that was Kaiba's plan all the time... Kaiba still hadn't gotten the idea that he could read minds. Oh well. "Then this is going to be my next turn. Do have fun, won't you?", Yami smiled as he played Kuriboh. Kaiba blinked at the brown puffy piece of crap with overly large eyes and began to laugh. "My turn isn't over, dumbass!", Yami snapped. Kaiba sighed and crossed his arms, waiting for him to finish. Yami then played the Multiply Card and multiplied his Kuriboh about seven million times. Kaiba snapped his fingers. "Blue Eyes White Dragon, attack!", Kaiba yelled. The blast obliterated all of the Kuriboh's and Kaiba won. Yami's mouth dropped. "WHAT THE HELL?! I'M SUPPOSED TO FRICKEN WIN!", he yelled. Kaiba laughed maniacally and then informed Yami of his mistake. "You forgot to play the stupid Kuriboh in defense mode. All of your little fuzzy friends were in attack mode, which made it painfully easy to obliterate all of your life points." Yami dropped to his knees. "No... must get rid of pain... Give it.... to my Aibou...", Yami said as he promptly turned back into Yugi. Yugi looked around for a second, then proceeded to cry his eyes out. Kaiba blinked, noticing that Yugi had shrunk. 'Damn. Now I kinda feel bad. I beat him so bad that he shrunk...', he thought. Suddenly, Bakura whipped out a script. "Yugi was right, he IS supposed to win! We have to do it over now because I'm not done with my plan!... I mean, because Yugi deserves another chance!", Bakura corrected himself. Kaiba raised an eyebrow, then glared at Bakura, who promptly turned into Yami Bakura, causing Kaiba to wet his pants. Yami Bakura sneered. "Let's just get the damn thing over with... I'm sick of watching you tossers play this stupid game.", Yami Bakura snarled viciously. Everyone decided that it would be better to leave Bakura alone for awhile, and all took a step or twenty away from him. Yugi and Kaiba rewound their dueling disks, a new feature that Kaiba had just that very second added. And thus, the battle continued.
Back at Bandit Keith and Tristan's happy corner of the universe, Bandit Keith again decided to raise the bet. He turned to Tristan, grinning at all the money he was about to make, and stated loudly; "Hey, dumbass. Raise the bet another thou'?" Tristan nodded again, pretty sure that thanks to Bakura, he was about to win. Bandit Keith laughed stupidly, and suddenly, Tristan didn't feel quite so confident.