Disclaimer: We. Don't. Own. Yu. Gi. Oh. Period. This was originally a story for our Health class about making good descisions for your health, but it was too funny and we had to put it on ff.net!


Yami- Chibi Malik

Yugi- Mongoose Dog



Yami: "Should I eat the donut?"

Yugi: "It's your descision."

Yami: "Aw......... but I wanna!"

Yugi: "I didn't say no."

Yami: *stares off into space* "Socks... nummy!"

Yugi: "Socks are not nummy!"

Yami: "NUMMY!"

Yugi: "YAMI, SOCKS ARE NOT NUMMY!"

Yami: *poses* "I am Yam Man!"

Yugi: "Are you going to eat the donut or not?"

Yami: *holds up paper* "Um... this?"

Yugi: *holds up donut* "No, this!"

Yami: "No, that's my pants!"

Yugi: "I guess you're not eating the donut then. Good desicion too, because it's bad for your health." (Excuse the corniness!)

Yami: *is dissolving*

Yugi: "NOOOOOOOOOO! YAMI, GET BACK HERE! NO! STOP DISSOLV-AH FORGET IT!!!"

Yami: *gone*

Yugi: "I guess I'll eat this donut, then. Nah, I'll save it for Yami when he comes back... that is, if he comes back. And if he wants it."

*scene switch to... uh.... somewhere deep down in the ground!*


Mongfo: "Bah." (I have orange wool.)

Yami: "I have a 500 year old puzzle!"

Mongfo: "Bah." (That's wonderful, "Yam Man".)

Yami: *sweatdrops*

Mongfo:"'Bah." (Go back to Yugi!) *kicks Yami back up through the ground to Yugi*


*scene switch to... uh... where they were in the first place.*


Yugi: "Yami's gone... come back to me, Yami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yami: *comes up through the ground* "HA!"

Yugi: "Yami, you're back! Do you want the donut?"

Yami: "Iie, it's bad for my health."

Yugi: *facefaults, drops donut, then walks away and slaps forehead*

Yami: *bends down and picks up donut* "MINE!"

Yugi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *runs after Yami*




Hehehehe.......we got really weird looks from the teacher...and all of the classmates! *rotflol*