Blood thirsty: I love you guys!!!!!! * Hugs all her reviewers *
Kain: *reading through the chapter * Evil! You are heartless! I would never ever work-
Legolas: *puts a hand over Kain's mouth * Shh! No spoilers!
Kain: * Bites Legolas' hand *
Legolas: Ouch! * Holds his hand * You're dead meat Dracula! * Pulls out his arrows *
Kain: Oh shit!
Blood thirsty: Ahem… On with this chapter!
Kain is proceeding to avoid Ariel at all costs. It is the first day of work for the vampire Lord, and he is trying to keep his dignity out of Ariel's reach.
Zephon: Dad…? Why are you hiding in the bathroom?
Kain: Shhhh!!! * In a hushed voice * Don't let Ariel find me!
Zephon: * he grins evilly and starts to shout * Ariel!! I found Dad!
Kain: Why you little… * starts to choke Zephon 'Simpson's' style *
Zephon: Take * wheeze * it * hack * easy…! * continues to make sputtering sounds *
Ariel: * she floats in, and looks surprised at the color of Zephon's face: a nice purplish blue * Kain! Get your claws off of him! * Picks up the soap and hits Kain in the eye with it. Kain drops Zephon, and rubs his eye furiously * Aw, Poor Zephon… are you okay? Why don't you go to sleep, and I'll get you a nice warm glass of… 'tomato' juice… * she pats him on the head as he snivels and limps out *
Kain: You know, he does that for attention. And that hurt!
Ariel: Shut up and go to work. * She glares intensely at him. He mumbles something, and trudges out of the bathroom *
Kain: So there's no chance you'll let me off, is there?
Ariel: Car. Now. * points to the door *
Kain scratches his head with his middle claw not so subtly, and walks towards his car. The tires screech as he hammers the gas pedal. After mumbling some very unfriendly things about our motherly apparition, he arrives at a trashy looking diner, and walks in.
Kain: * looks around, and spots a woman with lots of make-up on, who eyes him oddly * Umm… excuse me, but where can I find the manager?
Manager: I am the manager, sugar. * She winks at him * I take it you're the 'new guy'?
Kain: I… guess so… * he starts to walk backwards *
Manager: Come with me, Hun. We'll get you into uniform. * She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively *
*The two go into the back,(Kain goes very reluctantly) and she shoves a preppy looking uniform into Kain's arms, and directs him to the boy's bathroom. He emerges looking extremely pissed off, not to mention humiliated *
Kain: I am not a waiter. I do not serve people.
Manager: Fine. Then you don't get the job.
Kain: * Looking stressed out * No no no… I'll stick with this… * he walks out into the dining area, and takes his first order, looking extremely pissed off*
Meanwhile, at school…
Rahab: This bites. I don't even know what room I'm supposed to be in. * he looks at a piece of paper, which is obviously his schedule*
Raziel: Stop whining! I have to wear this stupid baggy shirt! It makes me look fat…
Turel: Man, you could NEVER be fat! I mean, you haven't got s stomach to turn into a potbelly.
Raziel: * sarcastically * No, really? And besides, the Soul Reaver certainly adds to my weight.
Turel: Or lack of…
Melchiah: Hey! Room 207! We're here!
Dumah: Yeah, about ten minutes late.
Turel: I hope the teacher is hot…
*They walk in, and nearly scream. Standing there, teaching algebra, is a man who looks exactly like Sarafan Raziel did *
Dumah: Holy sh-
Mr. Raug(The Sarafan reincarnation): Excuse me, but it appears to me that you are late. * He narrows his eyes and glares at the five * I don't know what school you kids came from, but this is a different school, and we require you to be on time. Understand? * Waves meter stick threateningly* And watch your language, Mr…
Dumah: Dumah. Hey, I'm a mister. Hehe, in your face Raziel!
Raziel: * He stands there, staring stupidly at the almost exact replica of himself before he became the Soul Reaver* Oh…my…god… * he turns to Melchaih * Was I really that big of a bitch?
Mr. Raug: Excuse me?!
Raziel: I-uhh… what I meant, is that I was being totally inconsiderate when I came into your class late, thus the use of the 'b'word…
Mr. Raug: Whatever… Sit down and be quiet. * The five vampires sit down beside each other in the back row *
Raziel: * to Melchiah * This guy is me!
Melchiah: No kidding! He's like an exact replica of you! Well, when you were human, anyway…
Turel: I'll bet he weighs more… * Raziel glares at him *
Back at home…
Ariel is searching her and Kain's bedroom, and throwing laundry every which way.
Ariel: Why me?! Kain is the slob of all slobs! Ugh, this mess is almost as big as his ego…
Zephon: *from his room* Mom! Can you get me some… hairspray? And a lighter?
Ariel: * she blinks * Zephon…? * she floats into his bedroom, where he's snuggled up, looking as sweet as can be * Why do you need hairspray and a lighter?
Zephon: I uhh… I'm bored?
Ariel: Does it look like I'd need hairspray? And why would a group of vampires have a lighter?!
Zephon: * pouts * Fine then. I'm sleepy, go away…
Ariel: Fine. And I'm not your mother! * she slams the door *
Zephon: We'll see… soon, my master plan will be fulfilled, and I will have my revenge on my brothers! Especially Turel… that rat bastard! Mwaa haa ha-
Ariel: *knocking on his door *Zephon…? Are you feeling okay?
Zephon: Oh shit! * pretends to be asleep and snores *
Ariel: * Looks most surprised, and a little freaked out *
Blood thirsty: What is Zephon's evil plan? How will Kain take to serving complete strangers with his manager hitting on him? Will everyone else meet their exact human selves?
Kain: Can you replace me?
Legolas: I've been here longer than you have! I should get to leave!
Blood thirsty: None of you are leaving! Didn't your mothers ever teach you how to be polite and spare peoples feelings?
Kain: I have no mother…
Legolas: My mother's dead…
*both muses break into tears *
Blood thirsty: ahhh!!! Oh crap!! * whistles innocently and walks away *… anyhoo, be nice and review… and uhhh, leave a bit of change for a psychiatrist…
Disclaimer: I've said it before, I don't own anything.
And thanks so much to: AmuseMe, Syvia, DHA, Angel-Chan, and Sarryn, bahamut, venus_dragon and Zephon fan!! * sniffles * I love you guys…