(back at Lawndale High, the next day) Daria: Oh, no, I think I just saw Brittany approaching

Jane: time for fun

Brittany: Hi Daria! (twirling hair) I know you're smart and all, so I need to ask you a question

Daria: And just what might this question be?

Brittany: How do snails make babies?

Daria: the male snail slaps the female snail with a fish and commands her to multiply.

Brittany: (looks confused and blinks numerous times)

Pause

Brittany: Gee. Daria, you sure are smart! Why didn't I think of that? Hmmm.

Daria: it just goes to show.a little of the science channel can make good with one's peers

(in the girl's bathroom)

Quinn: (to Tiffany) do you think my hair looks like a dead animal?

Tiffany: yes...wait, what did you ask me?

Quinn: oh forget it(looking mad)

Tiffany: did I say something?

(sandi walks in)

Sandi: Oh hello Quinn. Nice to see you.

Quinn: (mumbling)I wish I could say the same

Sandi: What? Anyway, as president of thee fashion club, I think it is my duty to give my opinion on thee appearance of others

Quinn: well I think I am educated well enough to know what looks bad

Sandi: What do you guys think?(looks harshly at Tiffany and Stacy)

Stacy: I think Quinn is right. She does look cute with thick hair

Tiffany: She sort of looks like a wet dog...

Quinn: I'm taking a break from the fashion club. I've had enough of you, Sandi.

Sandi: gee Quinn, sometimes you can be so shallow.

Quinn: well maybe you should find someone less shallow to replace me.



Oh no! Is the fashion club going too far? And not to mention Brittany's multiplying snails! Find out soon!