Redefined 2:
"Stop! Please, you have to stop," he yelled as he ran between them. Buffy stumbled as he shoved her back and glared at Wolfe as he looked from one to the other his heart in his throat.
"Get out of the way," Buffy hissed as she made to lunge at Spike again.
Wolfe couldn't help but stare at her, his eyes drinking her up greedily. Oh my God, he thought in awe as he continued to stare at her. He couldn't help the grin that spread over his face.
"See you've cast your spell on this stupid git too, Slayer! Listen you stupid fool get outta the way. Me and the girl got business," Spike snarled angrily as he advanced towards the boy.
His voice roused Wolfe from his thoughts and he glanced at Spike and blinked a couple of times as he tried to focus and come out of his shock at what the hell had just happened.
He couldn't help the laugh that came as he realized what Spike had said. Classic, he mused as he crossed his arms and regarded Spike with warm eyes. Cast her spell indeed!
"Listen, look around. Doesn't it seem kinda funny how you all fell out of the sky? Or is that the norm for you all?" he directed his question to Giles with a quick flick of his eyes.
"Of course not. This is highly unusual I assure you. Now Buffy as much as I loath to say it we certainly aren't in-"
"Kansas any more huh G-man?" Xander supplied with a wide grin as he looked around expectantly.
"Oh very original, you bloody imbecile," Spike snapped as he fumbled around for a cigarette.
Giles cleared his throat and quickly cleaned his glasses.
"Er.yes Xander. We are not in Sunnydale any longer as you can see by the expanse of ..well nothingness," Giles supplied as he gestured to the flat plains that surrounded the large house they had been deposited in front of. There was nothing but land either way you looked. Depressing he mused silently. "Now what have you to say for your self?"
"Come inside and we can discuss this civilly can you all do that," Wolfe asked as he glanced at Buffy then Spike who was glaring daggers at Buffy.
"Giles?" Buffy asked.
"Of course. Lead the way and perhaps you can introduce yourself to us," Giles said as he followed Wolfe as he grabbed Grace by the arm and stalked toward the house.
"I can't believe you did this Grace," he hissed ignoring Giles's remark for the moment.
"It's what you wanted though Wolfe you can't be upset about this! I saw your face Wolfe," she exclaimed. "You're happy about this an-"
"I told you not to do this! You disregarded what I wanted and went behind my back and -"
"Rude much? My Watcher asked you a question and here you are ignoring him and having a conversation, we can all hear. I'm not moving a foot until you tell us what the hell is going on," Buffy said stubbornly as she glared at Wolfe defiantly.
"What she said but with a death threat. I will bleed you all dry unless you get me back to my Dru! Now open your gob and speak!"
"Grace why don't you explain what you've done," Wolfe said calmly as he ushered them all into the living room.
Grace shifted uncomfortable with the looks of everyone in the room on her. She swallowed and glanced nervously at Wolfe before she began to speak hesitantly.
"Well.. I was-I did a spell. I did a spell that brought you here," she said in a rush and dropped down in the nearest chair appearing to be finished with her explanation.
"Where exactly is here?" Giles demanded starting to get angry at the unwillingness to share what was going on here.
"What kind of spell? Are you a witch? You must be a very powerful- "Willow asked hesitantly.
"Can't stop staring at this dead sexy vamp can you pet? Make you hot don't I? Better'n the poof huh?" Spike purred loudly enough for them all to hear.
"You're a pig Spike! I'd never do anything with you, except with a stake!"
"Yeh, Dead boy jr.! She'll stake you but good," Xander felt the need to put his two cents in as he scowled at Spike.
"Xander," she admonished as Spike leered at her taking Xander's words the wrong way.
"What?" he asked confused.
"God save me from these children," Giles could be heard mumbling under his breath.
Wolfe stared because that was all he could do. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. In the flesh, what he had been told but had doubted having not been present for it. The amazing chemistry that sparked between the Slayer and her mortal enemy. It fairly burned.
"Look this is all fine and well but seriously I'd like to know where we are. Why we're here and how the bloody hell I can get back. Listen little girl you brought us here and if you don't tell us right now what the hell you were thinking and how you plan on sussin' this out I'll-"
"No more death threats! I'll explain. I'm Wolfe, this is Grace. And you're actually in Sunnydale-"
"That's impossible! Where did all the buildings go-"
"Did the school blow up? I mean there's nothin out there. How cool is that?"
"Who cares where the buildings are how do I get home?!"
"You just want to get back to your skanky ho of a girlfriend!"
"I.I think this is some kind of a spell. This...k.kinda feels like a spell. Like around the h..h.house-"
"Jealous?"
"You wish! I'd never-"
"I know you think-"
".be with you. You're an abomination-"
"...about it don't ya? My, my yo-"
"..a disgusting dead thing that I will kill as soon as possible once- "
"..you actually know a big word like abomination. Maybe there is more in that-"
".I figure out what the hell is going on. Now I-"
".ditzy little head than I thought. Still I'm gonna kill you. Deader than dead-"
".WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU LOOK AWFULLY FAMILIAR," Buffy directed the rest of her sentence to Wolfe.
Wolfe was startled out of his fascination at watching them snark back and forth at each other and glanced at Buffy.
"Um.see that's rather difficult to explain. See there are things I could say that would shock you and you wouldn't believe me and I really want to explain- But see here's the thing I can't cuz you wouldn't believe me and-"
"It's fairly simple really," Grace interrupted his ramblings with a wide smile and words that caused pandemonium," He's your son!"
"Son?!"
"What the-who the-how the- huh?"
"Whose son? Cause really you need to be more specific. There are a lot of people here to choose from. We're all virgins here-cept for Giles and I'm not sure about that though, what with all that Britishy stiff upper lip thing he has going for him. Not that I think about his sex life cuz- Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!"
"My God look at his eyes," Giles's hushed voice broke through the chaos that had gathered. Everyone turned to stare at Wolfe. Looked at his eyes. Looked at Buffy. Looked back into his eyes and back to Buffy. Back and forth it went. Like a tennis match.
Spike's booming laugh broke the strained silence as he doubled over clutching his sides.
"Unfucking believable! The Slayer here has herself a brat! A full- grown git, with Slayer blood running through his veins. Hmmmmm..you'd be a nice treat for m'Dru," he said contemplatively his eyes running over Wolfe thoughtfully.
"How is this possible? Tell us how! Buffy is too young to have a son! This must be- this is a mistake. Young man explain, Now!"
"Well Buffy didn't have me when she was sixteen Giles. She had me when she was 23. Big difference. See? 16 and 23? Age jump, so it was okay then. Now if you would all calm down-"
"Who's the father? I mean who is your father?" Buffy finally spoke staring down at her feet unable to bring herself to look at the man who claimed to be her son. "Was it Angel?" she asked hopefully, yet some part of her knowing that was impossible.
"Better guess another one pet! Vampires can't have kids. What with us being dead and all, are boys are blanks," Spike spat out venomously visible stiffening at the mention of Angel.
"That's normally true," Wolfe began slowly as he began to edge away from Spike. God only knew how he would react to the news.
"So you're sayin' you are hers and Peaches?" Spike suddenly growled his game face coming forth as he sniffed the air like a dog. "You smell...familiar!"
"Because we have the same blood. We're fa-"
"We aren't family! If you're Peaches's brat I want nothin' to do with you, best be glad I don't gut you boy. M'getting the hell outta here. Don't need your help to get home. M'leavin'," Spike said desperately as he dashed to the doorway of the living room. It can't be true he thought desperately. It can't! I won't let it!
"Don't you want to know how you got the Slayer pregnant, " Grace's voice followed his retreating form. She sent a sly wink Wolfe's way as he buried his head in his hands with a loud groan.
"What. Did. You. Say. You. Silly. Little. Bint???????????" Spike grated out hoarsely spinning around to face her yellow eyes flashing.
"I said-"
"Hey? Where is everybody? I brought food and coffee for our meeting. Wolfe? Grace? Todd? Anyone-Oh my God," a familiar voice raised in concern descended as the person paused mere feet from Spike.
There was a thud from a body hitting the ground but is was drowned out by the growls emitted from Spike as he turned slowly and with a look of hatred pounced.
"Angelus," he growled as he tackled him to the ground.
"Buffy..do wake up. Oh dear, this is not good. Not good at all. Oh dear Lord what is to become of us?" Giles mumbled as he tried to wake his Slayer who had fainted from the shock of it all. Not good at all.
"Stop! Please, you have to stop," he yelled as he ran between them. Buffy stumbled as he shoved her back and glared at Wolfe as he looked from one to the other his heart in his throat.
"Get out of the way," Buffy hissed as she made to lunge at Spike again.
Wolfe couldn't help but stare at her, his eyes drinking her up greedily. Oh my God, he thought in awe as he continued to stare at her. He couldn't help the grin that spread over his face.
"See you've cast your spell on this stupid git too, Slayer! Listen you stupid fool get outta the way. Me and the girl got business," Spike snarled angrily as he advanced towards the boy.
His voice roused Wolfe from his thoughts and he glanced at Spike and blinked a couple of times as he tried to focus and come out of his shock at what the hell had just happened.
He couldn't help the laugh that came as he realized what Spike had said. Classic, he mused as he crossed his arms and regarded Spike with warm eyes. Cast her spell indeed!
"Listen, look around. Doesn't it seem kinda funny how you all fell out of the sky? Or is that the norm for you all?" he directed his question to Giles with a quick flick of his eyes.
"Of course not. This is highly unusual I assure you. Now Buffy as much as I loath to say it we certainly aren't in-"
"Kansas any more huh G-man?" Xander supplied with a wide grin as he looked around expectantly.
"Oh very original, you bloody imbecile," Spike snapped as he fumbled around for a cigarette.
Giles cleared his throat and quickly cleaned his glasses.
"Er.yes Xander. We are not in Sunnydale any longer as you can see by the expanse of ..well nothingness," Giles supplied as he gestured to the flat plains that surrounded the large house they had been deposited in front of. There was nothing but land either way you looked. Depressing he mused silently. "Now what have you to say for your self?"
"Come inside and we can discuss this civilly can you all do that," Wolfe asked as he glanced at Buffy then Spike who was glaring daggers at Buffy.
"Giles?" Buffy asked.
"Of course. Lead the way and perhaps you can introduce yourself to us," Giles said as he followed Wolfe as he grabbed Grace by the arm and stalked toward the house.
"I can't believe you did this Grace," he hissed ignoring Giles's remark for the moment.
"It's what you wanted though Wolfe you can't be upset about this! I saw your face Wolfe," she exclaimed. "You're happy about this an-"
"I told you not to do this! You disregarded what I wanted and went behind my back and -"
"Rude much? My Watcher asked you a question and here you are ignoring him and having a conversation, we can all hear. I'm not moving a foot until you tell us what the hell is going on," Buffy said stubbornly as she glared at Wolfe defiantly.
"What she said but with a death threat. I will bleed you all dry unless you get me back to my Dru! Now open your gob and speak!"
"Grace why don't you explain what you've done," Wolfe said calmly as he ushered them all into the living room.
Grace shifted uncomfortable with the looks of everyone in the room on her. She swallowed and glanced nervously at Wolfe before she began to speak hesitantly.
"Well.. I was-I did a spell. I did a spell that brought you here," she said in a rush and dropped down in the nearest chair appearing to be finished with her explanation.
"Where exactly is here?" Giles demanded starting to get angry at the unwillingness to share what was going on here.
"What kind of spell? Are you a witch? You must be a very powerful- "Willow asked hesitantly.
"Can't stop staring at this dead sexy vamp can you pet? Make you hot don't I? Better'n the poof huh?" Spike purred loudly enough for them all to hear.
"You're a pig Spike! I'd never do anything with you, except with a stake!"
"Yeh, Dead boy jr.! She'll stake you but good," Xander felt the need to put his two cents in as he scowled at Spike.
"Xander," she admonished as Spike leered at her taking Xander's words the wrong way.
"What?" he asked confused.
"God save me from these children," Giles could be heard mumbling under his breath.
Wolfe stared because that was all he could do. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. In the flesh, what he had been told but had doubted having not been present for it. The amazing chemistry that sparked between the Slayer and her mortal enemy. It fairly burned.
"Look this is all fine and well but seriously I'd like to know where we are. Why we're here and how the bloody hell I can get back. Listen little girl you brought us here and if you don't tell us right now what the hell you were thinking and how you plan on sussin' this out I'll-"
"No more death threats! I'll explain. I'm Wolfe, this is Grace. And you're actually in Sunnydale-"
"That's impossible! Where did all the buildings go-"
"Did the school blow up? I mean there's nothin out there. How cool is that?"
"Who cares where the buildings are how do I get home?!"
"You just want to get back to your skanky ho of a girlfriend!"
"I.I think this is some kind of a spell. This...k.kinda feels like a spell. Like around the h..h.house-"
"Jealous?"
"You wish! I'd never-"
"I know you think-"
".be with you. You're an abomination-"
"...about it don't ya? My, my yo-"
"..a disgusting dead thing that I will kill as soon as possible once- "
"..you actually know a big word like abomination. Maybe there is more in that-"
".I figure out what the hell is going on. Now I-"
".ditzy little head than I thought. Still I'm gonna kill you. Deader than dead-"
".WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU LOOK AWFULLY FAMILIAR," Buffy directed the rest of her sentence to Wolfe.
Wolfe was startled out of his fascination at watching them snark back and forth at each other and glanced at Buffy.
"Um.see that's rather difficult to explain. See there are things I could say that would shock you and you wouldn't believe me and I really want to explain- But see here's the thing I can't cuz you wouldn't believe me and-"
"It's fairly simple really," Grace interrupted his ramblings with a wide smile and words that caused pandemonium," He's your son!"
"Son?!"
"What the-who the-how the- huh?"
"Whose son? Cause really you need to be more specific. There are a lot of people here to choose from. We're all virgins here-cept for Giles and I'm not sure about that though, what with all that Britishy stiff upper lip thing he has going for him. Not that I think about his sex life cuz- Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!"
"My God look at his eyes," Giles's hushed voice broke through the chaos that had gathered. Everyone turned to stare at Wolfe. Looked at his eyes. Looked at Buffy. Looked back into his eyes and back to Buffy. Back and forth it went. Like a tennis match.
Spike's booming laugh broke the strained silence as he doubled over clutching his sides.
"Unfucking believable! The Slayer here has herself a brat! A full- grown git, with Slayer blood running through his veins. Hmmmmm..you'd be a nice treat for m'Dru," he said contemplatively his eyes running over Wolfe thoughtfully.
"How is this possible? Tell us how! Buffy is too young to have a son! This must be- this is a mistake. Young man explain, Now!"
"Well Buffy didn't have me when she was sixteen Giles. She had me when she was 23. Big difference. See? 16 and 23? Age jump, so it was okay then. Now if you would all calm down-"
"Who's the father? I mean who is your father?" Buffy finally spoke staring down at her feet unable to bring herself to look at the man who claimed to be her son. "Was it Angel?" she asked hopefully, yet some part of her knowing that was impossible.
"Better guess another one pet! Vampires can't have kids. What with us being dead and all, are boys are blanks," Spike spat out venomously visible stiffening at the mention of Angel.
"That's normally true," Wolfe began slowly as he began to edge away from Spike. God only knew how he would react to the news.
"So you're sayin' you are hers and Peaches?" Spike suddenly growled his game face coming forth as he sniffed the air like a dog. "You smell...familiar!"
"Because we have the same blood. We're fa-"
"We aren't family! If you're Peaches's brat I want nothin' to do with you, best be glad I don't gut you boy. M'getting the hell outta here. Don't need your help to get home. M'leavin'," Spike said desperately as he dashed to the doorway of the living room. It can't be true he thought desperately. It can't! I won't let it!
"Don't you want to know how you got the Slayer pregnant, " Grace's voice followed his retreating form. She sent a sly wink Wolfe's way as he buried his head in his hands with a loud groan.
"What. Did. You. Say. You. Silly. Little. Bint???????????" Spike grated out hoarsely spinning around to face her yellow eyes flashing.
"I said-"
"Hey? Where is everybody? I brought food and coffee for our meeting. Wolfe? Grace? Todd? Anyone-Oh my God," a familiar voice raised in concern descended as the person paused mere feet from Spike.
There was a thud from a body hitting the ground but is was drowned out by the growls emitted from Spike as he turned slowly and with a look of hatred pounced.
"Angelus," he growled as he tackled him to the ground.
"Buffy..do wake up. Oh dear, this is not good. Not good at all. Oh dear Lord what is to become of us?" Giles mumbled as he tried to wake his Slayer who had fainted from the shock of it all. Not good at all.