Another Fascinating Ed Story
A/N: BY RIKKU!
"Nono!" said Ed, completely unaware of the monster standing behind her. "I want THAT one!" she yelled, pointing at a big, juicy apple in the cart in front of her. The merchant just shrugged, putting down the apple he already had and picking up the new one to shove towards Ed. "EdEd gets an apple! WHEEEE!" she exclaimed as she took a big bite out of it. Ein, standing below her and looking up beggingly, caught the apple juice drips on his tongue. "Oh, Einy want a bitey?" Ed asked her canine companion. She bent down to share.
"Hey wait, kid. Money? You wanna pay for that?" the merchant insisted before Ein could eat any. Suddenly, the merchant saw the monster behind Ed and almost screamed until he realized it was a person.
"Well hello, Miss. Can I help you?" he asked the woman, unsure of how to treat her. Her hair was a mess on top of her head. She needed a brush for sure. Her face seemed pretty enough, but her make-up was smeared in such a way that it was impossible to tell. She was holding up a strange object...a finger pointing at the young girl, was it?
Ed finally turned around and giggled. "Hi, FayeFaye! Edward didn't recognize you for a minute!" She jumped up with glee, as did Ein, and they both went to harass Faye. *Pokepoke* went Ed, *sniffsniff* went Ein. Faye stood motionless until a few words finally slythered out. "I want....apple..." she groaned, looking directly at the merchant. "Do you have money, Miss?" he asked. "Your friend here doesn't seem to have any." "Ya sure, why not. I've got plenty for both of us," she replied still not moving.
In the far distance you could see the great remains of the Bebop, crashed (what a surprise...) Spike sat on a lawn chair in front of the ship in the hot sand of the desert that they seemed to be in. Jet stood in the doorway of the ship, too hot to go outside, but also too depressed to see the varied objects scattered all over the inside.
So anyway, Faye dug her hand into her coat pocket. Why she was wearing a coat in the desert nobody knows, but she was. She brought out enough money to pay for the two apples and drug Ed away with Ein following.
"Preeeeeeeeeeeetty apple tastes like JuICe? No no it might though," Ed sang to the prancing Ein. After they were far enough from the apple cart so that Ed wouldn't go take another apple that Faye would have to pay for, Faye dropped her and Ed hopped up to walk. They walked...and walked...et ambulaverunt... until they reacher the Bebop. Then they pranced and ate.
And so, with the day over, they all went into the Bebop (Jet reluctantly because it was still a mess) and sang and were merry. And Ed was still awesome. -THE END.
A/N: Why was Faye a mess? You ponder that for awhile... What does et ambulaverunt mean? Only Rome shall tell. What is the purpose of this story? I don't know but I got bored on the bus. What's the purpose of this author's not? The bus was still drvin' ^-^.
Be sure to review and tell me whatcha think ;) thanks hehe!
A/N: BY RIKKU!
"Nono!" said Ed, completely unaware of the monster standing behind her. "I want THAT one!" she yelled, pointing at a big, juicy apple in the cart in front of her. The merchant just shrugged, putting down the apple he already had and picking up the new one to shove towards Ed. "EdEd gets an apple! WHEEEE!" she exclaimed as she took a big bite out of it. Ein, standing below her and looking up beggingly, caught the apple juice drips on his tongue. "Oh, Einy want a bitey?" Ed asked her canine companion. She bent down to share.
"Hey wait, kid. Money? You wanna pay for that?" the merchant insisted before Ein could eat any. Suddenly, the merchant saw the monster behind Ed and almost screamed until he realized it was a person.
"Well hello, Miss. Can I help you?" he asked the woman, unsure of how to treat her. Her hair was a mess on top of her head. She needed a brush for sure. Her face seemed pretty enough, but her make-up was smeared in such a way that it was impossible to tell. She was holding up a strange object...a finger pointing at the young girl, was it?
Ed finally turned around and giggled. "Hi, FayeFaye! Edward didn't recognize you for a minute!" She jumped up with glee, as did Ein, and they both went to harass Faye. *Pokepoke* went Ed, *sniffsniff* went Ein. Faye stood motionless until a few words finally slythered out. "I want....apple..." she groaned, looking directly at the merchant. "Do you have money, Miss?" he asked. "Your friend here doesn't seem to have any." "Ya sure, why not. I've got plenty for both of us," she replied still not moving.
In the far distance you could see the great remains of the Bebop, crashed (what a surprise...) Spike sat on a lawn chair in front of the ship in the hot sand of the desert that they seemed to be in. Jet stood in the doorway of the ship, too hot to go outside, but also too depressed to see the varied objects scattered all over the inside.
So anyway, Faye dug her hand into her coat pocket. Why she was wearing a coat in the desert nobody knows, but she was. She brought out enough money to pay for the two apples and drug Ed away with Ein following.
"Preeeeeeeeeeeetty apple tastes like JuICe? No no it might though," Ed sang to the prancing Ein. After they were far enough from the apple cart so that Ed wouldn't go take another apple that Faye would have to pay for, Faye dropped her and Ed hopped up to walk. They walked...and walked...et ambulaverunt... until they reacher the Bebop. Then they pranced and ate.
And so, with the day over, they all went into the Bebop (Jet reluctantly because it was still a mess) and sang and were merry. And Ed was still awesome. -THE END.
A/N: Why was Faye a mess? You ponder that for awhile... What does et ambulaverunt mean? Only Rome shall tell. What is the purpose of this story? I don't know but I got bored on the bus. What's the purpose of this author's not? The bus was still drvin' ^-^.
Be sure to review and tell me whatcha think ;) thanks hehe!