Ginny looked around curiously and Hermione who had just plopped down in a chair at Ginny's table looked at her curiously.

"Who are you looking for?" Hermione asked making Ginny jump.

"This is crazy. You dissapear, Harry and Ron are here. Ron and Harry dissapear, you-"

"Ron and Harry disappeared?"

"Yea. They were watching that last girl and Ron got in a fight. He got dragged off and Harry followed."

Hermione looked about to say something but then the curtain opened and Harry, Ron, Dean, Neville, and Colin stood on the stage in tight brown leather pants and white shirts. They stood still and suddenly music started and Ron walked forward.

Humidity's rising

Barometer's getting low

According to all sources

The street's the place to go

Hermione and Ginny gapped in surprised Horror as Harry cam up and started singing.

'Cos tonight for the first time

At just about half past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining men

They all moved up and started singing the chorus and Ginny and Hermione nearly fell over laughing.

It's raining men

Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen

It's raining men

Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen

"Oh Ron. We had such hopes for you," Ginny said shaking her head.

"I didn't" Hermione said laughing.

Dean moved up and started singing.

Humidity's rising

Barometer's getting low

According to all sources

The street's the place to go

Neville:

'Cos tonight for the first time

At just about half past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining men

"Poor Neville, who would have thought," Hermione wondered aloud.

"I would have," Ginny said. She and Hermione glanced at each other then started cracking up.

It's raining men

Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen

I'm gonna go out

I'm gonna let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet

"You do that," Hermione yelled. "We'll sit, point, and laugh."

It's raining men

Hallelujah it's raining men

Every specimen

Tall blond dark and mean

Rough and tough and strong and lean

"Um..Hermione."

"Yea Gin?"

"Um.do you think this might mean more than we're reading into."

Hermione and Ginny looked at each other with scared faces.

God bless Mother Nature

She's a single woman too

She took on a heaven

And she did what she had to do

She taught every angel

To rearrange the sky

So that each and every woman

Could find her perfect guy

"Ginny, I'm scared."

"I'm doubting their sexuality."

It's raining men

Go get yourself wet girl

I know you want to

I feel stormy weather moving in

About to begin

Hear the thunder

Don't you lose your head

Rip off the roof and stay in bed

"Drastic measured MUST be taked." Ginny desided and they started talking in hushed voices.

It's raining men Hallelujah

It's raining men, Amen

It's raining men Hallelujah

It's raining men, Amen



It's raining men Hallelujah

It's raining men, Amen

It's raining men Hallelujah

It's raining men, Amen



The music ended and the boys bowed and took their seats. At that moment Ginny pounced on Harry and Hermione pounced on Ron and kissed them. Both Ron and Harry melted and fell out of their seats dazed.

"They're ok." Hermione said and sat back again.