Rated R for suggestion
~ Some time later: Squall's dorm ~
"You wouldn't really show anyone that footage, would you?" Seifer asks anxiously.
"Private paying audiences only..." Squall teases him. Seifer sits up and frowns at Squall. Squall looks like he's genuinely considering the idea. Seifer, desperate to find a way to distract Squall from the suggestion, stands up and walks over to him. He reaches down and grabs Squall's [CENSORED].
"Seifer!" Squall hisses in [CENSORED].
"Hmm?" Seifer mutters.
"I've told you before, don't [CENSORED], without my permission." Seifer grins.
"Sorry master." He doesn't release his grip on Squall's [CENSORED].
"Seifer!" Squall groans and puts a hand to his forehead in [CENSORED]. Seifer
finally lets go of Squall's [CENSORED].
"You really should relax you know. It makes [CENSORED] you so much easier." Squall shrugs feeling [CENSORED] run over his skin as Seifer walks round behind him. "Where's the [CENSORED]?"
"In the top drawer on the right." Seifer rummages around in the drawer.
"Got it." He announces. "Hmm, [CENSORED]. I thought you only liked [CENSORED]?" Squall shrugs again, hiding a grin.
"I thought I'd try something different, just for you." Seifer tilts his head to one side, grinning whilst he holds the [CENSORED].
"I'm touched. Now, where's the [CENSORED]?" Squall turns around, frowning.
"You should know, by now." Seifer smirks and [CENSORED] Squall.
"It's your [CENSORED] making me forget." He walks around Squall who [CENSORED] as he goes past. Seifer [CENSORED] stopping dead in his tracks at Squall's [CENSORED].
"My [CENSORED]?" Squall asks [CENSORED]. "Why do you say that? Your memory never was very good." Seifer [CENSORED].
"I remember this perfectly well... "
[PARAGRAPH CENSORED]
Finally, both covered in [CENSORED], Seifer and Squall fall asleep, only to wake to a room that is [CENSORED], and takes four days to clean up.
AN: *sniggers* Curious? Should I do a 'Consequences Uncensored?' ;P It will be a humour fic if I do, cause that's the vein this was written in.