Well here we are again another post on a Friday before I have to disappear for the weekend again last weekend was business, this time it's pleasure (I'm going fishing for the weekend) so the next post will be Monday at the earliest but more likely Tuesday so until then this is all you have.
On a side note for those that want to read random insanity when I've finished this I'll be poking lynx to see if we can come up with some ideas for chap9 of : the Great spandex adventure id 777517
Nearly forgot to thank my reviewers, damn my brain really is asleep, and it's only 9:40 am
Adbzfan2k03 I miss the significance of the first bit but I'll try to update more often Bmath2002 thanks I'll see what I can do
Druth the paragraphs sort of disappeared when I tried a different format I think I'll be sticking to html now, and the Capitals will be going in let's hope they make an improvement. And to the reviewer without a name but who left lots of more's thanks
Disclaimer : as most of my mental processes are going into thinking of something for this chapter I have none left to think of an effective disclaimer therefore assume what you will but I don't own dbz.
Repentance chapter 10: ohh bugger.
"Damn how are we going to get food now Bulma's out cold and your cooking's not much better" Vegeta said with something like despair.
"Ohh thanks a lot I can cook quite well you know" replied Videl indignantly.
"Really then have you ever wondered why kaka-brat 1 wants to eat at home so often, he may be naïve but he's not stupid"
"What the hell do you mean" an angered Videl shot back.
"Think girl, that harpy that is Gohan's mother may be a devil woman but she can cook like an angel, even I behave when she's cooking because if I don't then she might not cook for me ever again" explained Vegeta.
"When does Chichi ever cook food for you?" wondered videl.
"What do you think I'm doing over there all the time, just sparring with Kakkarot, get real, he's a good man he takes pity on his down and out Prince and helps me to get a real feed, that's what we do every Wednesday, Chichi makes us a full buffet so we're both on our best behaviour "Vegeta reminisces on his last good meal.
"But why would Chichi do it though?" Videl enquired still wondering.
"Easy it's turning her husband's greatest rival into a big pussy cat who comes at her beck and call, besides it gives her a feeling of power to know that the two greatest warriors on the planet will do just about anything for her provided she cooks them a meal now and then" laughing Vegeta explains.
"Is Bulma's cooking that bad that you need to bow and scape before Chichi to get some decent food?"
"Hfil yes if I didn't have a saiyan-jin stomach her cooking would have killed me years ago Chichi is the only thing keeping me alive" complained Vegeta.
"You sure it's that bad" disbelief evident in Videl's words.
"Why do you think I'm constantly weaker than kakkarot, it's because he's getting good food and I'm being fed on Dende knows what" ranted Vegeta.
"So as the food here is ahh not fit for consumption how about we go pay my boyfriend's mother a visit and see if she will cook us some tea" suggested Videl
"That's the best idea I've ever heard I'll leave them a note and we'll get going" buoyed beyond belief Vegeta write the note
Gone to Kakkarot's with Videl be back later. And turning to Videl they flew of toward the Son's.
At the Son's, Gohan is finally home, after spending most of the afternoon at Turtle Island with Krillin laughing about what happens when gods get drunk he'd turned up to tell his parents what Vegeta had told him unfortunately a mini-tornado resembling a Tasmanian tiger called Taz AKA Goten reached him first.
"Hi yah big brother" greeted Goten.
"hi to you to Taz" responded Gohan.
"Yeah me Taz, Taz want Kiwi bird, cook him up good"
"sure sport but if you find that Kiwi bird give him to mum okay she'll cook him better than you can" laughed Gohan.
"okay big brother Taz going Kiwi bird hunting now, bye" tornado-ing off into the distance.
"Dende help those kiwi birds if Goten finds them no one else can" Gohan sighed.
At the lookout "Kiwi bird 'hic' what colours a Kiwi bird, would it look pretty in pink" Dende mumbled
"I don't know but it's got to be better than me" Piccolo grumbled"
"NO nothing as good as a pink Piccolo but a Kiwi bird might come close 'hic' " Dende drunkenly mused.
Back at the Son's
"Right now that Goten's gone I can tell mum and dad the news"
"What news Gohan have you and Videl finally settled on a date for the wedding" Chichi dreamed blissfully
"NO and don't sneak up on me like that" Gohan spluttered.
BOING
"Ouch what was that for mum" Gohan rubbed his head painfully
"That was for showing disrespect to your mother maybe you'll start to learn now" Chichi remonstrated.
"now what was that news you had?"
"Well it's kind of surprising and concerns dad more than you mum so you better get and sit down when I tell"
running upstairs Chichi grabs poor unsuspecting Goku and drags him into the lounge sitting him firmly into one of the chairs before taking a seat herself
"now what is this news you haven't got Videl pregnant have you though I can't see how that would concern Goku?" Chichi fired at her son.
"no mum it's nothing to do with Videl. Vegeta just passed a message on from dende saying that someone wished the saiyan-jin and their planet back alive and that dad and I were invited to a council up at the lookout tomorrow to discuss what we were going to do about it"
"oh is that all that's (information slowly sinks into the recesses of Chichi's brain) ahhhhh not the saiyan-jins alive again every time they come here they try to kill everyone and that was only one what's a whole planet going to do" Chichi Shrieked
"Technically it's not supposed to be that bad Dende says that they're only coming for a family reunion not a fight"
"o what a minute that means they're coming to us again, why me is this the punishment I get for marrying someone who thought that marriage was a food" Chichi was really in hysterics now
"there there Chichi it will be alright it's me they'll be wanting to see not you" Goku comforted his mate
"you better hope so or there's going to be fried saiyan-jin on the barbie"
"Hi Chichi, Gohan ,Goku is this a bad time to see if we could stay for tea" Videl asked after landing and walking in to the lounge.
"Hi Videl it's not bad per say yet, but what did you mean by we?" asked Chchi.
"Just me and Vegeta, Bulma and trunks are out of it"
"Ohh did that happen when you told them the saiyan-jins were back Vegeta"
"umm sort of" Vegeta looked extremely sheepish
"Right well explain it to us after tea Gohan could you go find goten so we can have tea"
"Yeah but it might take me awhile he's off playing Taz again"
"hehe Taz" Vegeta snickered
Next chapter tea at the sons also due to the fact that for the next two weeks I have uni hols I should be able to post more often so I can make up for missing the weekend and as lynx didn't turn up you'll have to wait until then before I get a chance to work on TGSA too any way until then R&R