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A/N: I don't own the characters. I just mock them
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"Leo!" Piper shouted as she paced around the attic. "LEO!"
Her husband orbed in in a flash of white lights, looking half wasted. "What's the emergency?" he asked.
"I can't think of any new plotlines!" Piper exclaimed.
"Plotlines?" Leo asked stupidly. "Um... I'll go check with the Elders."
"What's wrong? Is it about Cole?" Phoebe asked anxiously.
Paige followed Phoebe into the attic. "Yeah, because it's not bad enough he lost his powers, became the Source, and jammed his tongue down your throat every other scene." she scoffed.
"It's not about Cole." Piper said. "We've run out of plotlines."
"What, again?" Paige asked incredulously.
"Well," Phoebe started, "maybe me and Cole can-"
"NO MORE COLE!" her sisters interuppted.
Just then, he shimmered in wearing a ridiculous red jumpsuit. "Roar. Fear me." he said in his best mencaing tone.
Phoebe laughed. "Cole, what are you wearing?"
"I'm not Cole. I'm the mighty Beltha-- I mean, the mighty Sour-- I mean, the mighty mortal-with-demonic-powers-beyond-my-control? Aww, screw it." He said.
"Hey, maybe this week we can vanquish Cole's ass and finally have some peace around here." Paige suggested.
Phoebe ran to him protectively. "You know, Paige, you're just like that other girl who used to live here. Um... What was her name again?"
"Prue." Piper said. She turned to Paige. "That would be a great idea, honey, except we do that every week."
They heard a crash downstairs and ran to see what it was. They got to the living room, and found Superman slumped against the couch. "Hey, buddy, wrong show!" Paige called.
"Yeah, we did the superheroes last week." Piper chimed in. "But speaking of cheesey cameos," she added, "Where the hell is Britney Spears? She was supposed to be the Singing Barbie Demon of Death this week."
"Here I am." Britney shimmered in. She stood next to Paige, opened her mouth, and started singing.
"No!" Paige collapsed onto the floor. Piper ran over to her, tried to help her, but it was no use. She was gone.
Piper sank onto her sister's body. "Why?" she sobbed.
"Because she was getting more popular than me, that's why." Phoebe said cooly.
There was a knock at the door, and a young woman who looked suspiciously like Paige came in. "Who are you?" Piper asked.
"I'm your other half-sister. My name is P... P.. hold on, lemme think... Peony. That's it. I'm Peony, Paige's long-lost twin sister. And your sister, too, of course."
"Of course." Piper repeated.
Phoebe smiled. "Peony. Hi. Welcome to the family." she said, seeming to completely forget Paige.
A white light appeared above their heads. Peony became the new Charmed One, and they lived happily ever after. That is, until Peony started gaining fans...
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Hope you found that amusing. Review it and I will be muchly happy. :)
A/N: I don't own the characters. I just mock them
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"Leo!" Piper shouted as she paced around the attic. "LEO!"
Her husband orbed in in a flash of white lights, looking half wasted. "What's the emergency?" he asked.
"I can't think of any new plotlines!" Piper exclaimed.
"Plotlines?" Leo asked stupidly. "Um... I'll go check with the Elders."
"What's wrong? Is it about Cole?" Phoebe asked anxiously.
Paige followed Phoebe into the attic. "Yeah, because it's not bad enough he lost his powers, became the Source, and jammed his tongue down your throat every other scene." she scoffed.
"It's not about Cole." Piper said. "We've run out of plotlines."
"What, again?" Paige asked incredulously.
"Well," Phoebe started, "maybe me and Cole can-"
"NO MORE COLE!" her sisters interuppted.
Just then, he shimmered in wearing a ridiculous red jumpsuit. "Roar. Fear me." he said in his best mencaing tone.
Phoebe laughed. "Cole, what are you wearing?"
"I'm not Cole. I'm the mighty Beltha-- I mean, the mighty Sour-- I mean, the mighty mortal-with-demonic-powers-beyond-my-control? Aww, screw it." He said.
"Hey, maybe this week we can vanquish Cole's ass and finally have some peace around here." Paige suggested.
Phoebe ran to him protectively. "You know, Paige, you're just like that other girl who used to live here. Um... What was her name again?"
"Prue." Piper said. She turned to Paige. "That would be a great idea, honey, except we do that every week."
They heard a crash downstairs and ran to see what it was. They got to the living room, and found Superman slumped against the couch. "Hey, buddy, wrong show!" Paige called.
"Yeah, we did the superheroes last week." Piper chimed in. "But speaking of cheesey cameos," she added, "Where the hell is Britney Spears? She was supposed to be the Singing Barbie Demon of Death this week."
"Here I am." Britney shimmered in. She stood next to Paige, opened her mouth, and started singing.
"No!" Paige collapsed onto the floor. Piper ran over to her, tried to help her, but it was no use. She was gone.
Piper sank onto her sister's body. "Why?" she sobbed.
"Because she was getting more popular than me, that's why." Phoebe said cooly.
There was a knock at the door, and a young woman who looked suspiciously like Paige came in. "Who are you?" Piper asked.
"I'm your other half-sister. My name is P... P.. hold on, lemme think... Peony. That's it. I'm Peony, Paige's long-lost twin sister. And your sister, too, of course."
"Of course." Piper repeated.
Phoebe smiled. "Peony. Hi. Welcome to the family." she said, seeming to completely forget Paige.
A white light appeared above their heads. Peony became the new Charmed One, and they lived happily ever after. That is, until Peony started gaining fans...
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Hope you found that amusing. Review it and I will be muchly happy. :)