Okay now that I've sat down at the computer I can figure out what the hell I'm going to type for this chapter. Hmmmm yet's see if my brain cells can still do any work.

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DEE hehe yes Hercule will be very surprised when the light tricksters are on the other side. Can Goten and Trunks save him, not if the don't won't to annoy Videl and consequently Gohan. And something along the lines of stomach cramps could influence his facial expression.

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Disclaimer : I think I know why the dragon radar's not working the bloody dragonballs have just been used the damn things are stone. Damnit damnit damnit damnit DAMNIT.

Repentance Chapter 18 : Deception.

As Videl and Gohan blasted off toward the lookout Goku motioned Trunks and Goten aside from the others. "Now boys I know you like to spar amongst yourselves and you can still do that with the others, but don't you dare turn super or two things will happen. One you will be forced to eat Bulma's cooking for a year and two I will lock you in the hyperbolic chamber with Gohan, who will be forced to eat Bulma's cooking too, so he's going to be mad. So unless there's some dire emergency like Buu returning you will not mention, transform or do any other thing to suggest the existence of super saiyan-jin in either yourselves, me, Vegeta or Gohan. You can do anything else even fuse if you want but no super saiyan-jin is that clear." Goku whispered to the boys in firm tones. He was getting sick of showing of super saiyan-jin to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

"Yes dad/Goku we'll be good." Trunks and Goten answered. They were worried about the scope of that threat being forced to eat Bulma's cooking was worse than Vegeta dragging them into the GR. And being locked with a mad Gohan into the time Chamber was the worst threat they could imagine and they knew some bad ones

"Right don't let me hear you've been up to stuff when I get back." and with that Goku raised his index and middle fingers to his forehead tilted his head down and disappeared to Kame house.

"Phew he's gone were safe for a bit." Trunks managed to get out.

"Why's that." Bardock said sneaking up on the two.

"Ahh don't scare me like that Bardock I thought Goku was back nearly gave me a heart attack."

"Why what's my son done this time." Bardock wondered it normally took a lot to phase saiyan-jin kids and these boys were jumping at every half noise.

"He threatened to make us eat mum's cooking for a year if we misbehaved." Trunks decided to keep the Gohan threat a secret for the time being.

"How bad is it." Bardock thought forcing someone to eat cooking wasn't much of a punishment.

"If we weren't saiyan-jins it would kill us, her food's not safe for consumption. Even dad only eats it cause he has to." Trunks bemoaned.

" I heard that Trunks."

"oh shit."

"Watch your language young man your father's a bad influence and speaking of him Vegeta what was that about you not liking my cooking." Bulma was in her 'you're all going to die' mode.

"umm I'm in trouble now." Vegeta said softly to himself. There was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.

"damn right you are"

we leave this peaceful scene to go to Kame house where Goku is busily trying to convince Krillin and Eighteen to join Hercule fighting the invaders.

"common Goku what would Hercule want our help for. I mean sure he'll want it but he's not about to ask for it right." Krillin reasoned with logic that in normal times would have worked unfortunately for Krillin these weren't normal times as they soon found out.

Master Roshi's "Hey Krillin see this quick." was normal at this time of day but normally it was not followed by "we interrupt this program to give you a special announcement" Hercule's Grinning face was displayed across the TV as Goku, Eighteen and Krillin ran into the lounge." Greetings as you may have heard on the news earlier today a group of aliens invaded the earth. To stop them destroying it I the great Hercule am holding a tournament. This will be a nine on nine battle. I am asking all the great fighters of the world to help me stop them including those who use light tricks and illusions as no doubt the invaders use these as well. As the tournament is being held Wednesday those who wish to compete will need to sign up immediately so we can commence group training. But have no fear people of earth your hero Will save you."

The announcement faded out to background of Hercule's victory pose.

"We now return you to regular programming."

As Master Roshi resumed drooling over the exercise chicks Goku, Krillin and Eighteen returned to the kitchen out of sigh of Master Roshi.

"So Krillin Believe me now." Goku asked.

"Yeah he must have flipped oh what type of aliens are they." Krillin wondered sure Hercule's sanity had finally fled.

"Saiyan-jins." was all Goku needed to say.

"Saiyan-jins those bloodthirsty butchers right Krillin we're going now and if Hercule doesn't lets us I'll remind him he hasn't finished paying me yet." Eighteen started dragging Krillin out of the house "Goku you coming with us" She finished.

"No I'm going to see if can find Tien and Chouzu, I might see you there though."

"Okay common Krillin stop Struggling." Eighteen said as she took to the air in the direction of Satan City"

"part 1 accomplished." A very Vegeta-ish smirk crossed Goku's face before disappearing in the after image of his teleportation.

On the lookout a very green looking Piccolo was trying unsuccessfully to convince Videl and Gohan that he didn't want to join the invaders.

"Look I don't want to fight along side saiyan-jins." Piccolo tried as a starting counter.

"Why you like fighting along side dad and I don't you."

"Well yeah but you'll be fighting to protect the earth." Piccolo thought he was on a sure thing here Goku never fought for the invaders.

"Wrong Piccolo dad and I are both fighting with them." Gohan tried to keep his grin form forming but it was becoming more difficult.

"Oh Bugger but I don't want to take over the earth." Piccolo knew if this didn't work he was running out of escape options.

"Sure you do Piccolo remember you always wanted to take over the earth here's your chance besides this way you can keep it and not have my dad punch a hole in your stomach."

"Okay Gohan you've convinced me. Can I at least go back to my meditation now." Piccolo knew when he was outmaneuvered.

"sure I'll see you later Piccolo." Gohan answered pleased to have finally convinced him.

"See you kid"

Flying back toward the others.

"Well Gohan that wasn't so hard now was it." Videl grinned at him.

"No I suppose not I wonder how dad's going"

"Probably as good as us his naive act works well at times like these." Videl observed.

"Yeah. He is good at that." Both of them started laughing as they continued flying back.

okay next chapter out Sunday (my time) what's going to be in it I haven't got a clue no doubt I think of something until then plz R&R.