Mutsukai: Well, I had to baby-sit a kindergartener this afternoon, and I got this idea-
Kankyo: Excuse me, it was your idea?! As I recall, it was my idea, so-
Mutsukai: Shut up, Muse! [stuffs sock into Kankyo's mouth]
Kankyo: Mmm urgh grmm srk!
Mutsukai: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, [stops to kick Kankyo] I got the idea of making up one of those lists myself- but in Gundam style. So, I kindly asked the G-boys to show up here. They should be here in about two minutes.
Kankyo(after getting the sock out of his mouth): [grumbling under his breath] Asked? More like threatened to chibi-ify them in her next fic if they didn't come. Hmph.
Mutsukai: What was that, Kankyo?
Kankyo: Er- nothing, nothing at all!
All of a sudden (I know, I know, cliché, ne?), the door burst open and in came one furious pilot, two stoic pilots, one bouncy pilot, and one curious pilot. (Wufei, Heero & Trowa, Duo, and Quatre for those of you who couldn't figure it out)
Wufei: What is the meaning of this injustice, onna?!
Mutsukai: I'd watch it if I were you.
Wufei: What can a weak onna like you do to me?
Trowa: Actually, quite a lot.
Duo: [in mock surprise] It speaks!
Trowa: . . .
Quatre: But what are we doing here?
Mutsukai: I'm making a list. . .
G-boys: [collective intakes of breath]
Mutsukai: . . .of all the important things learned in Kindergarten.
Duo: Oh, okay, I thought it was going to be something bad.
Heero: I have a bad feeling about this. . .
Mutsukai: Did I mention you guys get to help?
Heero: Omea
o kurosu!
Kankyo: [hides behind Mutsukai]
Wufei: Injustice!
Duo: So what else is new?
Quatre: Please! We shouldn't be fighting!
Trowa: . . .
Mutsukai: Okay, now that everyone is happy, let me present-
Kankyo: Uh, aren't you forgetting something?
Mutsukai: What is it Muse? It better be important. . .
Kankyo: I do have a name you know. It is Kankyo. KANK-YO.
Mutsukai: Do I care? Now, what am I forgetting Muse?!
Kankyo: [under his breath] Why do I even bother? [sighs] The disclaimer.
Mutsukai: Oh, yeah.
DISCLAIMER: I do not, and I never will, own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters.
Mutsukai: Now, we'll go through this in numerological order. . . So, Heero first, then Duo, then Trowa, then Quatre, and finally Wufei. Got it?
G-boys: Yes.
Mutsukai: Then, presenting. . .
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten- The Gundam Wing Version!
Heero: How to say 'Omea o kurosu.'
Mutsukai: Er- interesting.
Duo: If you braid your hair, you will get many comments.
Trowa: Lions are just big kitties.
Quatre: If you are rich, you can wear pink.
Kankyo: [snickers]
Wufei: WHAT!? Kindergarten is for the weak!
Mutsukai: [dangerously] Wufei. . .
Wufei: Oh, fine then. Girls are weak.
Mutsukai: CHANG WUFEI! Follow me!
Wufei reluctantly follows. Ten minutes later, Mutsukai walks back in, dragging a beat-up Wufei.
END OF PART ONE!
Mutsukai: Well, that's all for the first part of the
list! Don't worry, I will add another chapter to this.
Kankyo: Who would worry?
Mutsukai: Shut up, Muse.
Mutsukai: Well, as I was saying, I am going to add a
few more chapters on to this.
G-boys: [groan]
Mutsukai: Would you prefer to be put in some sappy
romance fic? I thought not. Well, read and review, folks!