Mutsukai: Well, folks, here it is! The second instalment of Everything I Really Need to
Know I Learned in Kindergarten: The Gundam Wing Version!
Kankyo: Oh joy. . .
Mutsukai: [ignores idiot muse] Well, I know your all so excited for me to get on to
the list, but first let me do some announcements.
Mutsukai: First of all, a big thank-you to Innocent Dreamer, Trmpetplaya1, and
Ryouko for reviewing. Second of all, an apology to YOU if you thought I didn't put
enough things on the list. My excuse to you all is that I had to rush Wufei off to the
hospital after we had our *ahem* conversation about the female gender versus the
male gender. Although, we didn't do too much talking, if you know what I mean.
(Back off, all you hentai people! I don't mean it that way!)
Quatre: How does it work this time? Last time we went in alphabetical order.
Mutsukai: This time I will point to you when it is your turn. Oh, and Duo, Heero, I
have a special conversation I want you two to have partway through. Here are your
scripts.
Everything I Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten- the Gundam Wing
Version.
Quatre: Tea is calming on the nerves.
Trowa: Silence makes others curious about you, and therefore, because of their
curious nature, you make friends.
Duo: [falls over in shock] Wow! I-I think that's the most he's ever said in –in ever!
Heero: Spandex shorts hide guns well.
Kankyo: You had a gun in Kindergarten!?!
Heero: Doesn't everyone? [pulls out his gun and starts polishing it]
Kankyo: [nervously] Uh- sure. Whatever.
Mutsukai: Muse. Your name means Silence. Now live up to it.
Black is my colour. –Duo
Wufei: I decide justice. If others don't agree, they are weak.
Heero: How to attempt suicide and fail.
Duo: Oh, so that's why you're not afraid of the self-detonation button. [snickers]
Heero: [mutinously] Of course. Do you really think I'd like to die? Blood grosses me
out.
Duo: Uh. . . No comment.
Trowa: How to fake amnesia for personal gain.
Wufei: Weakling.
Trowa: . . .
~~~~~
End
~~~~~
Heero: I can't BELIEVE you made me say that!
Mutsukai: Say what, Heero?
Heero: Omea o kurosu.
Mutsukai: Better watch it, `mate.
Heero: Hn.
Wufei: Can we go now?
Mutsukai: First, say it.
Wufei: [pales] No, p-please don't make me say IT!
Mutsukai: Do you want to stay here for a LONG time?
Wufei: [murmurs] Injustice. . .
Mutsukai: Pardon?
Wufei: Okay, okay, I'll do it. Iamweakwomenarestongfanficwritersarethebest.
Duo: ???
Mutsukai: Very good, you can all go now.
Mutsukai: Well it seems that this session has been concluded. I don't know, maybe
this should be the last part to this. It isn't very good. NEwayz, please read & review!
Know I Learned in Kindergarten: The Gundam Wing Version!
Kankyo: Oh joy. . .
Mutsukai: [ignores idiot muse] Well, I know your all so excited for me to get on to
the list, but first let me do some announcements.
Mutsukai: First of all, a big thank-you to Innocent Dreamer, Trmpetplaya1, and
Ryouko for reviewing. Second of all, an apology to YOU if you thought I didn't put
enough things on the list. My excuse to you all is that I had to rush Wufei off to the
hospital after we had our *ahem* conversation about the female gender versus the
male gender. Although, we didn't do too much talking, if you know what I mean.
(Back off, all you hentai people! I don't mean it that way!)
Quatre: How does it work this time? Last time we went in alphabetical order.
Mutsukai: This time I will point to you when it is your turn. Oh, and Duo, Heero, I
have a special conversation I want you two to have partway through. Here are your
scripts.
Everything I Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten- the Gundam Wing
Version.
Quatre: Tea is calming on the nerves.
Trowa: Silence makes others curious about you, and therefore, because of their
curious nature, you make friends.
Duo: [falls over in shock] Wow! I-I think that's the most he's ever said in –in ever!
Heero: Spandex shorts hide guns well.
Kankyo: You had a gun in Kindergarten!?!
Heero: Doesn't everyone? [pulls out his gun and starts polishing it]
Kankyo: [nervously] Uh- sure. Whatever.
Mutsukai: Muse. Your name means Silence. Now live up to it.
Black is my colour. –Duo
Wufei: I decide justice. If others don't agree, they are weak.
Heero: How to attempt suicide and fail.
Duo: Oh, so that's why you're not afraid of the self-detonation button. [snickers]
Heero: [mutinously] Of course. Do you really think I'd like to die? Blood grosses me
out.
Duo: Uh. . . No comment.
Trowa: How to fake amnesia for personal gain.
Wufei: Weakling.
Trowa: . . .
~~~~~
End
~~~~~
Heero: I can't BELIEVE you made me say that!
Mutsukai: Say what, Heero?
Heero: Omea o kurosu.
Mutsukai: Better watch it, `mate.
Heero: Hn.
Wufei: Can we go now?
Mutsukai: First, say it.
Wufei: [pales] No, p-please don't make me say IT!
Mutsukai: Do you want to stay here for a LONG time?
Wufei: [murmurs] Injustice. . .
Mutsukai: Pardon?
Wufei: Okay, okay, I'll do it. Iamweakwomenarestongfanficwritersarethebest.
Duo: ???
Mutsukai: Very good, you can all go now.
Mutsukai: Well it seems that this session has been concluded. I don't know, maybe
this should be the last part to this. It isn't very good. NEwayz, please read & review!