Discalimer; don't own beast wars thats mainframe's. I don't own the song 'Kitty' thats from the 'Presidents of the USA'

I know, I know. It's silly. Thats what I've been told, anyhoo. But I still think its funny. And though it might not do any of the beast wars characters justice, I liked the song 'Kitty' and I think it fitted for these couple of scenes. You can flame, but I don't see the point. Typed this late at night after doing assignments. You've been warned.

Optimal optimus led Silverbolt and Rattrap ready for another search for Cheetor, when Cheetor appeared from the night, injured, by the look of it, but gave a confident smile at Optimal optimus. "Going for a picnic without me?"
Cheetor abbruptly fainted, but Optimal optimus, happy to find Cheetor, smiled, then whipped out a microphone while Rattrap pulled out a guitar, and began singing;

"Meow, meow, meow meow meow meow
Meow......Meow.........Meow...........Meow
Lil' bucket o' bolts been out all night
Lil' bucket o' bolts been out all night
Kitty's out.......walkin to the blast doors
Kitty's out.......walkin to the blast doors
Lil' bucket o' bolts been out all night

He needs some pettin' and lovin care
He needs some pettin' and lovin care
So tired
He's circlin 'round my ankle
He's circlin 'round my ankle
He needs some pettin an lovin
All tired
Kitty, why dont you come inside?

Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot an I wanna touch it"

As Cheetor slept in his quarters, not wanting to use the CR chamber, Rattrap took the late night watch as Cheetor tossed and turned from some nightmare before he began transforming into a transmetal ii. Rattrap woke up from his 'ratnap' hearing some noise from Cheetor's quarters, and as he walked over there, he like Optimal optimus, pulled out a mike and guitar started to sing;

"Meow, meow, meow meow meow meow
Meow......Meow.........Meow...........Meow

Pussy purrin an looking so unsatisfied
Pussy purrin an looking so unsatisfied
Lost in his little yellow round life
Lost in his little yellow round life
Pussy purrin an looking so unsatisfied

Kitty ran up an' scratch me through my metal
Kitty ran up an' scratch me through my metal

Fuck you kitty, your gonna spend the night
Meow?
Fuck you kitty, your gonna spend the night
Meow?
Fuck you kitty, your gonna spend the night
Meow!
OUTSIDE!"

As Cheetor ran off, still feral, Optimal optimus came running up and saw Rattrap knocked out by the big cat. Optimal optimus pulled out his mike and both he Rattrap finished singing;

"Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it
Kitty an my foot an I wanna touch it

Touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!
I waaanna touch iiiiiiiiiit!

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!"