Disclaimer: I don't own them. I haven't seen all of Weiß Kreuz so I'm
taking many creative liberties with this. Because of this, many
characters... *cough* AYA ...may experience mild to severe cases of OOC-
ness.
"blah" = spoken
//blah// = thought
/blah/ = telepathy
BLAH = shouted
~
All eyes were on her as Brad asked the question that was forming in everyone's mind. "You want us to play WHAT?!"
Omi rolled his eyes and muttered, "Well, that killed the mood real quick."
"No, really! It'll be fun. I promise." Birman replied, swiping Schuldig's headband.
"HEY! Give that back!"
She held it out of the German's reach. "I'm gonna borrow it for a little bit. You'll get it back later."
Schu sank down in a chair and sulked, every-so-often swearing at Birman under his breath.
"So? Who wants to play?"
"Count me out."
"Me too."
"That's for children."
"Ain't gonna happen."
"Nope."
"When pigs fly."
"When Takatori apologizes!"
"We're SO not playing that." (Schrient can be so girly sometimes... )
"Does it hurt God?"
Manx moaned and buried her face in her hands.
"If it does, I'll play."
Sighing, Birman shot back, "All it is, is taking a tail, and trying to pin it to the Donkey's rear while blindfolded. See? It's not that complicated."
"Pins? As in sharp? And pointy?"
"YES."
"I'm playing!"
The two women got everything set up and turned Farfie loose on the Donkey. Within a few minutes, he was seriously having a blast.
"Take that, Donkey! And that! And that!" he cried, jabbing it over and over with the "tails".
Tot watched him, curiosity brimming in her eyes. "Can I play?"
Farfie grinned. "Sure! Let's hurt God together!"
"YAY!" she squealed.
Nagi covered his ears to shut out the sound of her annoying voice.
"Nagi, wanna do something?" Omi whispered.
"Like what?"
"Well, we could…"
Brad cut in before Omi could finish his thought. "Stay where we can see you."
"WHAT?!" they exclaimed simultaneously, staring at the precog in horror.
"Play a video game or something," Schu added. "And 'Let's get Nagi undressed' isn't an option right now, Tsukiyono."
Omi bit his lip and kept his eyes on the floor. He could feel the colour rushing to his face. //Please don't let Aya say anything, please don't let Aya say anything…//
Aya arched an eyebrow. "Omi? Care to explain what he meant by that?"
"Aya!" Ken gasped.
"Are you an idiot?" Schu asked, smirking. "The Kitten and Nagi are like this," he said, crossing his fingers.
Violet eyes widened.
"You didn't know?" Yoji sounded confused. "Man, even I knew and I'm not around him near as much as you and Ken are."
"Shut up, Tarzan-boy," Aya snapped.
Manx, who was involved in a conversation about all things female with Birman and Schrient (minus Tot), decided to take matters into her own hands.
"That's it. I've had it. Aya, go play with Farfarello and Tot."
"NO!"
//Time to pull out the big guns…// She fished around in her purse a moment, pulled out a life-sized face-only picture, and taped it over the Donkey's head. "There. Sick 'em."
His eyes narrowed as he stared at the image superimposed over the Donkey: a picture of Takatori Reiji. Aya immediately jumped up, grabbing a tail from Farfie and joining them in the game. Ken, who was watching the redhead like a hawk, followed him.
Omi and Nagi, bored out of their minds and broadcasting it straight to Schu who was going stir-crazy, sighed and walked over to where the two psychos and Tot were busy taking turns stabbing the poor Donkey. "Can we play?"
Tot grinned and gave each of them a tail.
Manx smiled to herself and re-joined the girls' conversation. //Six down, three to go… I think I'll let them join in on their own. At least the whiniest ones are busy… //
For a while, everything was going alright… then things started to heat up a bit.
Tot kept trying to squeeze herself in between Nagi and Omi to keep them apart. Ken was flirting ceaselessly with Aya who was currently making Farfie's berserker tendencies look sane. Farfie laughed every time someone stuck a pin in the Donkey, exclaiming, "Take that!" Omi was trying to keep from pinning the tail on Tot. Nagi was telekinetically shoving her across the room, only to have the parasitic wench latch onto him again. All the while, at least one of them was blindfolded with Schu's bandana and aiming for the Takatori-faced Donkey.
"Excuse me," Brad said, annoyance evident in his voice. He took his glasses off and pulled the pin free from between the frame and lens, shoving it back at a now un-blindfolded Aya. "I'm NOT the Donkey."
Aya shrugged and walked away. "Sure could've fooled me," he mumbled.
"I heard that!"
"So what?"
*growls* "Oh, that does it," Brad stormed toward the little group. "I'm playing. Watch your back, Fujimiya."
The game resumed, this time with Aya keeping a close eye on Crawford.
Yoji and Schuldig looked from the game to each other and back.
"Are you thinking what I'm…"
"I can read your mind, Kudou. I know EXACTLY what you're thinking."
They joined in.
"OW! I SAID I'M NOT THE DONKEY!" Brad shouted as Aya pinned him for the second time. He threw the tail on the floor and rubbed his nose.
"Damn," came the response when Aya removed the headband from his eyes. "I was aiming for your mouth."
"You're dead."
On Ken's turn, Schu telepathically steered him into the bathroom. His tail was stuck in the plaster above the toilet. Tot ended up outside when she got a little too touchy-feely-clingy on Nagi, rope and duct tape holding her to a lamppost courtesy of Omi. Brad and Aya had given up on the Donkey and were trying to stick each other with the tails. Yoji was giving Farfie beauty tips while Farf stabbed himself with the pins. Schu was telepathically sending a blindfolded Ken on "wild goose chases", laughing hysterically when he pinned tails on random objects from the girls to the coffee table. Omi and Nagi, their tails lying forgotten on the floor, were engaged in a full-blown make-out session.
It didn't take long for Manx and Birman to break it all up and the guys were forced to quit. After getting everything cleaned up from that one, and sending Omi out to apologize and untie Tot, Manx decided they should try a less-violent game.
"How about Musical Chairs?" she asked, hoping that they'd be able to keep from killing each other… and that Omi and Nagi would be able to keep their hands off each other.
She was met with glares, and an assortment of confused and terrified looks.
"OKAY!" Farfie yipped. "I get to pick the music!"
Seven bodies launched at him in an attempt to bring him down. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~
"blah" = spoken
//blah// = thought
/blah/ = telepathy
BLAH = shouted
~
All eyes were on her as Brad asked the question that was forming in everyone's mind. "You want us to play WHAT?!"
Omi rolled his eyes and muttered, "Well, that killed the mood real quick."
"No, really! It'll be fun. I promise." Birman replied, swiping Schuldig's headband.
"HEY! Give that back!"
She held it out of the German's reach. "I'm gonna borrow it for a little bit. You'll get it back later."
Schu sank down in a chair and sulked, every-so-often swearing at Birman under his breath.
"So? Who wants to play?"
"Count me out."
"Me too."
"That's for children."
"Ain't gonna happen."
"Nope."
"When pigs fly."
"When Takatori apologizes!"
"We're SO not playing that." (Schrient can be so girly sometimes... )
"Does it hurt God?"
Manx moaned and buried her face in her hands.
"If it does, I'll play."
Sighing, Birman shot back, "All it is, is taking a tail, and trying to pin it to the Donkey's rear while blindfolded. See? It's not that complicated."
"Pins? As in sharp? And pointy?"
"YES."
"I'm playing!"
The two women got everything set up and turned Farfie loose on the Donkey. Within a few minutes, he was seriously having a blast.
"Take that, Donkey! And that! And that!" he cried, jabbing it over and over with the "tails".
Tot watched him, curiosity brimming in her eyes. "Can I play?"
Farfie grinned. "Sure! Let's hurt God together!"
"YAY!" she squealed.
Nagi covered his ears to shut out the sound of her annoying voice.
"Nagi, wanna do something?" Omi whispered.
"Like what?"
"Well, we could…"
Brad cut in before Omi could finish his thought. "Stay where we can see you."
"WHAT?!" they exclaimed simultaneously, staring at the precog in horror.
"Play a video game or something," Schu added. "And 'Let's get Nagi undressed' isn't an option right now, Tsukiyono."
Omi bit his lip and kept his eyes on the floor. He could feel the colour rushing to his face. //Please don't let Aya say anything, please don't let Aya say anything…//
Aya arched an eyebrow. "Omi? Care to explain what he meant by that?"
"Aya!" Ken gasped.
"Are you an idiot?" Schu asked, smirking. "The Kitten and Nagi are like this," he said, crossing his fingers.
Violet eyes widened.
"You didn't know?" Yoji sounded confused. "Man, even I knew and I'm not around him near as much as you and Ken are."
"Shut up, Tarzan-boy," Aya snapped.
Manx, who was involved in a conversation about all things female with Birman and Schrient (minus Tot), decided to take matters into her own hands.
"That's it. I've had it. Aya, go play with Farfarello and Tot."
"NO!"
//Time to pull out the big guns…// She fished around in her purse a moment, pulled out a life-sized face-only picture, and taped it over the Donkey's head. "There. Sick 'em."
His eyes narrowed as he stared at the image superimposed over the Donkey: a picture of Takatori Reiji. Aya immediately jumped up, grabbing a tail from Farfie and joining them in the game. Ken, who was watching the redhead like a hawk, followed him.
Omi and Nagi, bored out of their minds and broadcasting it straight to Schu who was going stir-crazy, sighed and walked over to where the two psychos and Tot were busy taking turns stabbing the poor Donkey. "Can we play?"
Tot grinned and gave each of them a tail.
Manx smiled to herself and re-joined the girls' conversation. //Six down, three to go… I think I'll let them join in on their own. At least the whiniest ones are busy… //
For a while, everything was going alright… then things started to heat up a bit.
Tot kept trying to squeeze herself in between Nagi and Omi to keep them apart. Ken was flirting ceaselessly with Aya who was currently making Farfie's berserker tendencies look sane. Farfie laughed every time someone stuck a pin in the Donkey, exclaiming, "Take that!" Omi was trying to keep from pinning the tail on Tot. Nagi was telekinetically shoving her across the room, only to have the parasitic wench latch onto him again. All the while, at least one of them was blindfolded with Schu's bandana and aiming for the Takatori-faced Donkey.
"Excuse me," Brad said, annoyance evident in his voice. He took his glasses off and pulled the pin free from between the frame and lens, shoving it back at a now un-blindfolded Aya. "I'm NOT the Donkey."
Aya shrugged and walked away. "Sure could've fooled me," he mumbled.
"I heard that!"
"So what?"
*growls* "Oh, that does it," Brad stormed toward the little group. "I'm playing. Watch your back, Fujimiya."
The game resumed, this time with Aya keeping a close eye on Crawford.
Yoji and Schuldig looked from the game to each other and back.
"Are you thinking what I'm…"
"I can read your mind, Kudou. I know EXACTLY what you're thinking."
They joined in.
"OW! I SAID I'M NOT THE DONKEY!" Brad shouted as Aya pinned him for the second time. He threw the tail on the floor and rubbed his nose.
"Damn," came the response when Aya removed the headband from his eyes. "I was aiming for your mouth."
"You're dead."
On Ken's turn, Schu telepathically steered him into the bathroom. His tail was stuck in the plaster above the toilet. Tot ended up outside when she got a little too touchy-feely-clingy on Nagi, rope and duct tape holding her to a lamppost courtesy of Omi. Brad and Aya had given up on the Donkey and were trying to stick each other with the tails. Yoji was giving Farfie beauty tips while Farf stabbed himself with the pins. Schu was telepathically sending a blindfolded Ken on "wild goose chases", laughing hysterically when he pinned tails on random objects from the girls to the coffee table. Omi and Nagi, their tails lying forgotten on the floor, were engaged in a full-blown make-out session.
It didn't take long for Manx and Birman to break it all up and the guys were forced to quit. After getting everything cleaned up from that one, and sending Omi out to apologize and untie Tot, Manx decided they should try a less-violent game.
"How about Musical Chairs?" she asked, hoping that they'd be able to keep from killing each other… and that Omi and Nagi would be able to keep their hands off each other.
She was met with glares, and an assortment of confused and terrified looks.
"OKAY!" Farfie yipped. "I get to pick the music!"
Seven bodies launched at him in an attempt to bring him down. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~