Avril won a moon man at the VMAs. Good for her! Oh, and sorry this took so long, I was kinda grounded and couldn't use the computer.
Skater Boy
It was a week since she last saw Spike, he was on the road with Dingoes. She got a post card from him from Arizona which surprised her. She thought Spike hated her throughout high school. Now he was being all nice to her. A horrible thought struck her, what if she was his pity project? That would be so horrible and embarassing.
"Cordy" was going to be on in half an hour so Buffy descided to watch MTV until then. Maybe she would see a Dingoes video, with Spike in all his tight-shirt nice-abs glory. She flipped on the tv to see the end of "Baby, I Will Always Love You, Yeah" by Harmony Kendall. Then Carson and Harmony's face appeared on the screen.
"So, that's you newest video?" Carson asked her. Buffy checked the tv guide and saw it was Harmony Day on MTV filled with her life bio, her music videos, interviews and more. How could she ever compare to *that*. Harmony didn't have to do anything but be herself to get Spike not to notice Buffy.
"Yeah, it's for my Platinum Baby." Harmony said sweetly to Carson. Then she turned to the camera and continued a bit harsher "We will *always* be together. *I'm* his little foam latte. No stinky little ugly shoes loser will ever take him away from me."
Jeez, Buffy thought, it was almost like she was talking directly to Buffy.
"So Spike likes shoes?" Carson asked, and Buffy turned off the tv. "Cordy" still wouldn't be on for a while so she grabbed some chips and went to check on Dawn. She was fast asleep. Then the phone rang.
"Hello?" Buffy said picking up the phone.
"Hey its me... Spike."
Buffy was little surprised and it took her a minute to answer. "Oh, hey Spike. What are you up to?"
"Nothing really. We're in Tex-as." Spike said faking an extreemly bad southern accent.
Buffy chuckled "Thats pretty funny. I never heard a British-Southern accent before."
"Wait till you hear my Apu Nahasapeemapetilon..." Dead air on the other side of the phone told Spike he should clarify "You know from the Simpsons, he owns the Kwik-E-Mart."
Buffy and Spike both laughed then suddenly Buffy stopped. "Spike why are you being so nice to me?"
"Wha-" Spike said puzzled.
"It's just when high school ended you hated me, and now your all 'la la la, puppies, rainbows and flowers for Buffy'. I don't want your rich rock star pity Spike."
"I never hated you, you just hurt me." Spike said trying to be reasonable.
Buffy was getting more and more hysterical by the moment. "And what? Your suddenly over it?"
"No. But when you get a paper cut doesn't it eventually heal?" Spike asked.
"So I was a paper cut?" Buffy said practically shrieking.
"No, I mean yes, I mean-" Spike said stumbling.
"Spike, can we just not. It's all too hard for me. You...and with Harmony...and the post cards...and the tight black t-shirts. It has to stop." Buffy said calming down, sadly.
"Wait, Buffy, wha-" Spike started, but Buffy had already hung up the phone.
He's just a boy
i'm just a girl
can I make it anymore obvious
we are in love
haven't you heard
how we rock each others world
Skater Boy
It was a week since she last saw Spike, he was on the road with Dingoes. She got a post card from him from Arizona which surprised her. She thought Spike hated her throughout high school. Now he was being all nice to her. A horrible thought struck her, what if she was his pity project? That would be so horrible and embarassing.
"Cordy" was going to be on in half an hour so Buffy descided to watch MTV until then. Maybe she would see a Dingoes video, with Spike in all his tight-shirt nice-abs glory. She flipped on the tv to see the end of "Baby, I Will Always Love You, Yeah" by Harmony Kendall. Then Carson and Harmony's face appeared on the screen.
"So, that's you newest video?" Carson asked her. Buffy checked the tv guide and saw it was Harmony Day on MTV filled with her life bio, her music videos, interviews and more. How could she ever compare to *that*. Harmony didn't have to do anything but be herself to get Spike not to notice Buffy.
"Yeah, it's for my Platinum Baby." Harmony said sweetly to Carson. Then she turned to the camera and continued a bit harsher "We will *always* be together. *I'm* his little foam latte. No stinky little ugly shoes loser will ever take him away from me."
Jeez, Buffy thought, it was almost like she was talking directly to Buffy.
"So Spike likes shoes?" Carson asked, and Buffy turned off the tv. "Cordy" still wouldn't be on for a while so she grabbed some chips and went to check on Dawn. She was fast asleep. Then the phone rang.
"Hello?" Buffy said picking up the phone.
"Hey its me... Spike."
Buffy was little surprised and it took her a minute to answer. "Oh, hey Spike. What are you up to?"
"Nothing really. We're in Tex-as." Spike said faking an extreemly bad southern accent.
Buffy chuckled "Thats pretty funny. I never heard a British-Southern accent before."
"Wait till you hear my Apu Nahasapeemapetilon..." Dead air on the other side of the phone told Spike he should clarify "You know from the Simpsons, he owns the Kwik-E-Mart."
Buffy and Spike both laughed then suddenly Buffy stopped. "Spike why are you being so nice to me?"
"Wha-" Spike said puzzled.
"It's just when high school ended you hated me, and now your all 'la la la, puppies, rainbows and flowers for Buffy'. I don't want your rich rock star pity Spike."
"I never hated you, you just hurt me." Spike said trying to be reasonable.
Buffy was getting more and more hysterical by the moment. "And what? Your suddenly over it?"
"No. But when you get a paper cut doesn't it eventually heal?" Spike asked.
"So I was a paper cut?" Buffy said practically shrieking.
"No, I mean yes, I mean-" Spike said stumbling.
"Spike, can we just not. It's all too hard for me. You...and with Harmony...and the post cards...and the tight black t-shirts. It has to stop." Buffy said calming down, sadly.
"Wait, Buffy, wha-" Spike started, but Buffy had already hung up the phone.
He's just a boy
i'm just a girl
can I make it anymore obvious
we are in love
haven't you heard
how we rock each others world