Disclaimer: Dr. Demento owns this song )
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James nervously stepped onto the stage, Sirius happily bouncing beside him.
Sirius:
I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
McGonagall: BLACK!!!
Sirius/James:
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
By now, everyone was laughing.
Merle: I've--*laughs*--heard this song before. Very amusing.
Lily: Obvi—hehehehe…obviously.
Sirius:
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of ... shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sirius/James:
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
Remus: I—haha—surprisingly like this.
Merle: Who doesn't?
~everyone is laughing, including McGonagall~
Sirius:
Our baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning;
She fell in a barrel of ...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sirius/James:
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Sirius:
An old lady died in a bathtub;
She died from a terrible fit.
Peter: Aww. How sad.
Sirius:
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of ...shhhhhhhhh
Sirius/James:
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Sirius:
When I was in France with the army,
Lily: Yeah right, like he was in the army.
Sirius:
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with ...shhhhhh
Sirius/James:
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Sirius:
And now, folks, my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
~someone from the Slytherin table yells~
Slytherin: YES, YOU SHOULD!
~McGonagall starts stomping towards the Slytherin table~
Sirius:
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of ...shhhhhhhhhh
Sirius/James:
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
~Sirius and James excitedly bounce away from the stage laughing and down to the Gryffindor table, where they're being applauded and laughed with~
Merle: That was—*laughing*—good!
"Next up we have Mr. Severus Snape!" Dumbledore…SCREECHED?!?! into the Great Hall, making half the students stare at him like he was crazy or something.
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Yay. I just *might* take Lady Snowflake's idea for Snape…or not LOL. See the purtee little button down there? Click it and give me your ideas… ^.^