Disclaimer: Michael Jackson owns the song. As for the characters, I own Merle…the rest, oh…hmm…guess what, I don't own them.

A/N: Sorry to keep everyone waiting, I was out of town for the weekend and I couldn't do anything…

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Sirius was sitting quietly, except for the fact that he was cussing his head off under his breath.

Merle: *rolls eyes* Sirius, would you just shut up and listen?

Severus:

The way she came into the place
I knew right then and there
There was something different
About this girl

The way she moved
Her hair, her face, her lines
Divinity in motion

Peter: I hate to say it, but—

James: Don't say it, then.

Peter: —he's good.

Sirius: ACK! You said it!

Lily/Merle: -_-;;

Severus:
As she stalked the room
I could feel the aura
of her presence
every head turned
Feeling passion and lusts

The girl was persuasive
The girl I could not trust
The girl was bad
The girl was dangerous

Lily: D'you think he likes someone?

Merle: Ya' think?

Severus:
I never knew but I was
Walking the line
Come go with me
I said I have no time
She said don't you pretend we didn't
Talk on the phone
My baby cried
And left me standing alone

James: Who's he singing about? He never had anyone to dump him…I don't think…

Sirius: If he did, I'd be scared.

Severus:
She's so dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
But you're no damn good for me

She came at me in sections
With the eyes of desire
I fell trapped into her
Web of sin
A touch, a kiss
A whisper of love
I was at the point
Of no return

Deep in the darkness of
Passion's insanity
I felt taken by lust's
Strange inhumanity
This girl was persuasive
This girl I could not trust
The girl was bad
The girl was dangerous

Remus: Merle's dangerous too…

Merle: *glare* Not in "that" way, Remus.

Remus: Maybe, maybe not.

EE: *raises eyebrow*

Severus:
I never knew
But I was living in vain
She called my house
And said you know my name
And don't you pretend
You never did me before
With tears in her eyes
My baby walked out the door

She's so dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
But you're no damn good for me

Dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
I have to pray to God
'Cause I know how
Lust can blind
It's a passion in my soul
But you're no damn lover
Friend of mine

And then it happened
She touched me

Sirius: AAAAHHH!!! BAD, BAD, BAD mental images…

Severus:

For the lips of
a strange woman
Drop as a honeycomb
and her mouth was
Smoother than oil
but her inner spirit and words
Were as sharp as
a two-edged sword
But I loved it
'Cause it's dangerous

I Cannot sleep alone tonight
My baby left me here tonight
I cannot cope 'til it's all right
You and your manipulation
You hurt my baby

She's so dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
But you're no damn good for me

Sirius: I'll take her if she's not like him.

EE: …

James: You seriously want to be with someone HE'S been with?

Sirius: Good point.

Severus:
Dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
But you're no damn good for me

Dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
Take away my money
Throw away my time
You can call me honey
But you're no damn good for me

Dangerous
The girl is so dangerous
I have to pray to God
'Cause I know how
Lust can blind
It's a passion in my soul
But you're no damn lover
Friend of mine

Many people started clapping, partly because he was good, and partly because the song was over.

Sirius: That's a relief…

James: I hate to admit it, as Peter, but he's good.

Sirius: How dare you.

Merle: Uh, Sirius, you know he was good.

Lily: *snorts* Is Siwwius afwaid to admit his wival was good? Hmm?

EE 'cept Sirius: *laugh*

Dumbledore: Next to take the stage is…

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::screams:: Wow, that was LONG. Okay, send reviews, people! Yay! Who do you want to see onstage next…?