Disclaimer: ::in a sweet voice:: I don't own aneething except Merle ^.^ The song belongs (damn that rhymed I hate it when it rhymes) to Shakira (YAY! Shakira!) and all the weirdos she works with.

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Remus: Good luck…?

Lily: Aw, shut up. She always does good.

Merle:

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible,

But all the damage she's caused isn't fixable,

Every twenty seconds you repeat her name…

But when it comes to me, you don't care

If I'm alive or dead

Sirius: *eyes glued to Merle dancing around on the stage*

James: Sirius…? *waves a hand in front of Sirius' face*

Peter: I think he's in a trance -_-;

Merle:
So objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and

I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection
I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away

Arianna: Hey, Lily! *walks over, staring at the stage* She…is…fantastic…

Lily: Of course she is. She's…well…a natural.

Merle:
Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal

Sirius: Or not…

Remus: *rolls eyes*

Merle:

That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible,

Sirius: Or not…

Remus: Ditto for that one.

James: o_ô

Merle:

But you've got to know small things also count,

You better put your feet on the ground…

And see what it's about


So objection
I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free

And I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection, I'm tired of this triangle (A/N: That's what the little booklet says, but it doesn't really sound like it o.o;;)

Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
No, no, no, no, no

Arianna: Damn. Wouldn't you love to be able to dance like that.

Lily: I'm not half bad, you know…

Arianna: I never said you weren't good, I just said she's better.

Lily: Good point.

Merle:
I wish there was a chance for
You and me
I wish you couldn't find a
Place to be
Away from here

This is pathetic and sardonic,

It's sadistic and psychotic,

Tango is not for three,

Was never meant to be

But you can try it,

Rehearse it,

Or train like a horse,

But don't you count on me,

Oh, don't you count on me, boy

Sirius: *still staring at Merle with his mouth slightly open*

Remus: o_O;;

Merle:

Objection, I don't want to be the exception

To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free,

And I'm not your mother,

But you don't even bother
Objection, I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way
I've got to get away

Sirius: No…

Remus: *rolls eyes*

James: Sirius, get a life.

Sirius: Huh…what's a life…

Peter: …

Merle:

Get away

Get away

Eh eh eh

Get away

Oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho oho

Oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho oho

Oh oh

I'm falling apart in your hands again

Get away

I'm falling apart in your hands again

Get away

When the music ended, the Great Hall instantly burst into cheering and applause.

Merle: ^_____^ *goes back to join her friends*

Sirius: *still starry-eyed*

James: *gives Sirius a weird look and slaps him upside the head* SIRIUS!

Sirius: Huh wha—?

Arianna: *stares at Sirius* You okay?

Sirius: Oh…yeah, I'm fine ^_^;;;

Merle: ^.^;

James: Sirius, you're next up with one of the Serious Silliness things…

Sirius: Oh! Yeah!

Dumbledore: Next up we have yet another part of Serious Silliness with Mr. Sirius Black.

Sirius: Yup.

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Whee ^_^ I think I'm going to have him sing either Weird Al or Adam Sandler or something…more likely Weird Al. REVIEW, PEOPLE! PLEASEY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll give you a cookie or something!