Disclaimer: I own nothing but Merle. Well I own Arianna too. The song is Weird Al's, and Goddess J.K. Rowling 0wnz the rest.

::gives all her reviewers a cookie::

Erin Go Bra: Not really a parody, just a bunch of characters singing. You've never seen a kareoke fic before?

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Sirius eagerly bounced onstage once more, and the music began.

Merle: Wonder what he's up to this time.

Sirius:

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago

They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my

James/Remus/Peter: *laughing*

Lily/Arianna/Merle: o_O…

Sirius:
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

By this time, everyone was laughing, except the Slytherins who were discussing how stupid it was.

Sirius:
The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock

Peter: Mmm?

Lily: Some thing in America.

Sirius:
There's a team of research scientists

They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anyway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Merle: Radioactive hamsters…

Sirius:
Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

Remus: How would MUTANT hamsters be cute?

Sirius:
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack

Peter: Who's Jack?

Lily: -_-;

Sirius:
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars


Hey Jack, you better watch your back

Peter: Who the heck is this Jack guy?!

James: *whacks Peter*

Peter: x_o;

Sirius:
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters

From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars

Sirius jumped down back to the Gryffindor table and started cracking up with the others.

Dumbledore: Next up we've got James Potter and Lily Evans!

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Merp merp, review, review.