Harry tried moving on with his life putting what he had heard the night
before at the very back of his mind. They agreed that every Thursday night
they would all meet in Professor McGonagal's office and start there "help".
Harry was just leaving the common room heading to the library when he accidentally ran right into Professor Snape.
"Watch were your going Potter the whole world doesn't revolve around you." Snape snickered at him.
"I bet if I had a hamster and leather you would like me a lot better. Harry mumbled a bit to loud.
"What did you say!?! Snape screamed with such hatred in his voice Harry knew he went over the line.
" I um.."
"Get in my office NOW!!"
Harry walked behind Snape going over and over in his head how screwed he really was. When they arrived in Snapes office, he locked the door behind him. He just sat and stared at Harry for a minute before finally smoking.
"So, I guess Minvera told you about our little paid meetings we have together."
"Sadly.."
"Since you find it so interesting why dont I show you, You nosy little git!"
Harry looked horrified. What did he mean show him!? Was he gonna call her down- but before he finished that thought Snape took out a Muggle TV and VCR and put a tape in.
"Please sir! I dont wanna see that!"
As Harry said this Snape took out a wand and shot ropes from it tying Harry to a near by chair.
"Now, watch" Snape said with the evilest grin on his face. Before Snape could start the tape there was a loud knock and a young girl pushed her way in. Harry remembered the girl clearly now. She was 6th year Ravenclaw prefect who was reverse seeker for her house. She looked from Harry tied to the chair, to Snape, then finally to the starting movie. Before Snape could even get a good glimpse of her she picked up a nearby 1,780 page book and threw it at Snapes head. He fell to the ground in a flash and was laying there limp.
Harry was at a lose for words but finally managed," Thank you"
"No problem" the girl finally spoke. I was coming in here to get more gillyweed, not thinking anyone was here I just came in. I really wasn't expecting this though. But what do we do with him? Pointing to the lifeless body.
"Well he's still alive which is good. And I dont think he saw your face so your fine, but what about me? I'm screwed."
"hmmmmm I think I have an idea, she quickly said." Oh by the way, names Nicole Rizzonie.
"Harry Potter"
"Ok now heres the plan, she said quickly. Hes going to be waking up soon. You grab the tape and Ill write the note.
"The note?"
"Yeah, saying if he wants to try this again the mystery girl will show everyone the tape" she said winking.
The letter read:
Dearest Professor Snape,
If you dare try another stunt like that, the mystery girl will show the world your fetish with Hamsters and leather. And Ill be expecting an A on that parchment I just handed on.
Your Friend
The Famous Harry Potter
"Wicked" Harry said going towards the door with the tape in hand.
"Lets leave before he wakes up"she said while putting the letter ontop of his sleeping head.
******
Harry and Nicole started hanging out a lot more. Ron and Hermione started noticing to. It was clear that Harry and Cho were over, everyone knew this but her. So today at Lunch in the great hall Harry decided to do it.
After about 10 minutes after finishing his lunch he excused himself and looked over at the Ravenclaw table. Cho was sitting right next to Nicole. Oh boy he thought. He slowly walked over.
"Hi Cho, he said nervously" Can we talk for a sec?
Cho looked up and smiled, "What is it?"
"I um.. I w. ,Harry mumbled " I wanna brake up"
The whole Hall got silent including the Slytherin table. No one was about to interrupt this. Even the teachers just starred and watched.
Cho immediately got up in a rage. " Why in blood hell would you wanna brake up !! I did everything for you!! I thought the sex was great!?
Harry turning red, "It was but theirs someone else.." Before he finished the sentence he knew it was something he'd regret.
Cho looked furious now," Its this bitch isnt it!?!?" she screamed and pointing at Nicole.
Now Nicole was looking mad, "No one calls me a bitch you whore"
"Slut"
"Tramp
"Cunt"
Nicole and Cho were both red and looked like they would kill each other. Finally Cho made the first move. She picked up her Goblet of pumpkin juice and threw it onto Nicoles white shirt exposing all she was worth.
Before anyone else could react Nicole slapped her clear as day across the face. Cho lunged and then all hell broke lose. People were running to see what happening. Colin Creevey taking picture. Teachers watching in amusement. Out of the corner of his eye Harry saw Dean Thomas cast a spell changing the Great Halls floor into a mud pit.
Both girls were rolling around in the mud killing each other and everyone else was falling in the mud and watching. Finally Professor McGonagal stood up and started screaming for them to stop immediately.
Professor Trelawny was sitting next to her while she was screaming and spoke in a soft voice," I saw this coming."
"You saw jack shit" screeched the always cheery and warm hearted Professor Sprout.
Trelawny stood quiet for a minute before lunging at Professor Sprout and they ended up in the mud to.
In a matter of minutes the whole school was in the mud wrestling each other. It could have lasted days but a soft knock on the doors of the school stopped everyone. They all looked around at each other and finally a Slytherin first year opened the door. They all stared in shock turning as pale as can be.
Authors Note- Till the next chapter. Who was this mysterious person? What twisted hilarious situation will happen next? Hehe more to come soon. Please R/R
Harry was just leaving the common room heading to the library when he accidentally ran right into Professor Snape.
"Watch were your going Potter the whole world doesn't revolve around you." Snape snickered at him.
"I bet if I had a hamster and leather you would like me a lot better. Harry mumbled a bit to loud.
"What did you say!?! Snape screamed with such hatred in his voice Harry knew he went over the line.
" I um.."
"Get in my office NOW!!"
Harry walked behind Snape going over and over in his head how screwed he really was. When they arrived in Snapes office, he locked the door behind him. He just sat and stared at Harry for a minute before finally smoking.
"So, I guess Minvera told you about our little paid meetings we have together."
"Sadly.."
"Since you find it so interesting why dont I show you, You nosy little git!"
Harry looked horrified. What did he mean show him!? Was he gonna call her down- but before he finished that thought Snape took out a Muggle TV and VCR and put a tape in.
"Please sir! I dont wanna see that!"
As Harry said this Snape took out a wand and shot ropes from it tying Harry to a near by chair.
"Now, watch" Snape said with the evilest grin on his face. Before Snape could start the tape there was a loud knock and a young girl pushed her way in. Harry remembered the girl clearly now. She was 6th year Ravenclaw prefect who was reverse seeker for her house. She looked from Harry tied to the chair, to Snape, then finally to the starting movie. Before Snape could even get a good glimpse of her she picked up a nearby 1,780 page book and threw it at Snapes head. He fell to the ground in a flash and was laying there limp.
Harry was at a lose for words but finally managed," Thank you"
"No problem" the girl finally spoke. I was coming in here to get more gillyweed, not thinking anyone was here I just came in. I really wasn't expecting this though. But what do we do with him? Pointing to the lifeless body.
"Well he's still alive which is good. And I dont think he saw your face so your fine, but what about me? I'm screwed."
"hmmmmm I think I have an idea, she quickly said." Oh by the way, names Nicole Rizzonie.
"Harry Potter"
"Ok now heres the plan, she said quickly. Hes going to be waking up soon. You grab the tape and Ill write the note.
"The note?"
"Yeah, saying if he wants to try this again the mystery girl will show everyone the tape" she said winking.
The letter read:
Dearest Professor Snape,
If you dare try another stunt like that, the mystery girl will show the world your fetish with Hamsters and leather. And Ill be expecting an A on that parchment I just handed on.
Your Friend
The Famous Harry Potter
"Wicked" Harry said going towards the door with the tape in hand.
"Lets leave before he wakes up"she said while putting the letter ontop of his sleeping head.
******
Harry and Nicole started hanging out a lot more. Ron and Hermione started noticing to. It was clear that Harry and Cho were over, everyone knew this but her. So today at Lunch in the great hall Harry decided to do it.
After about 10 minutes after finishing his lunch he excused himself and looked over at the Ravenclaw table. Cho was sitting right next to Nicole. Oh boy he thought. He slowly walked over.
"Hi Cho, he said nervously" Can we talk for a sec?
Cho looked up and smiled, "What is it?"
"I um.. I w. ,Harry mumbled " I wanna brake up"
The whole Hall got silent including the Slytherin table. No one was about to interrupt this. Even the teachers just starred and watched.
Cho immediately got up in a rage. " Why in blood hell would you wanna brake up !! I did everything for you!! I thought the sex was great!?
Harry turning red, "It was but theirs someone else.." Before he finished the sentence he knew it was something he'd regret.
Cho looked furious now," Its this bitch isnt it!?!?" she screamed and pointing at Nicole.
Now Nicole was looking mad, "No one calls me a bitch you whore"
"Slut"
"Tramp
"Cunt"
Nicole and Cho were both red and looked like they would kill each other. Finally Cho made the first move. She picked up her Goblet of pumpkin juice and threw it onto Nicoles white shirt exposing all she was worth.
Before anyone else could react Nicole slapped her clear as day across the face. Cho lunged and then all hell broke lose. People were running to see what happening. Colin Creevey taking picture. Teachers watching in amusement. Out of the corner of his eye Harry saw Dean Thomas cast a spell changing the Great Halls floor into a mud pit.
Both girls were rolling around in the mud killing each other and everyone else was falling in the mud and watching. Finally Professor McGonagal stood up and started screaming for them to stop immediately.
Professor Trelawny was sitting next to her while she was screaming and spoke in a soft voice," I saw this coming."
"You saw jack shit" screeched the always cheery and warm hearted Professor Sprout.
Trelawny stood quiet for a minute before lunging at Professor Sprout and they ended up in the mud to.
In a matter of minutes the whole school was in the mud wrestling each other. It could have lasted days but a soft knock on the doors of the school stopped everyone. They all looked around at each other and finally a Slytherin first year opened the door. They all stared in shock turning as pale as can be.
Authors Note- Till the next chapter. Who was this mysterious person? What twisted hilarious situation will happen next? Hehe more to come soon. Please R/R