Chapter 3
As the big wooden doors to the Great Hall opened everyones heart skipped a beat. They were all thinking," Who could it be" Finally the dark figure emerged from the door and there Dumbledore walked in.
"Hello students I'm home" Dumbledore yelled as he chuckled to himself with that twinkle in his eyes. Slowly he looked around. The twinkle in his eyes disappeared and all that showed was his age.
"What in Merlins ass happened here!?" He demanded.
Hermione stood up. Everyone turned there head to face her. "Dumbledore", she said. "It was so scarey! All of a sudden. it was so horrible! We all weren't prepared!!"
"Weren't ready for what?" Dumbledore demanded.
Hermione slowly turned towards Snape and pointed at him," He tried raping me!. Then Dean Thomas tried creating a mud ball to throw at him and he mixed up the spell making this muddy floor!"
Dumbledore looked intensely at her," Why is Prof. Sprout and Prof. Trawlenary wrestling in the mud then?
The two teachers looked up and stopped wrestling.
"Snape but a Confusion spell on them" Neville squeaked.
"Then explain this to me Mrs. Granger why are there two topless girls in the mud cat fighting?"
Everyone turned there head to the two 6th year Ravenclaw perfects still going at it. Both looked up.
"She um.. she um. Cho had a little stain in her shirt so I ripped it off and was washing it with a little mud. Family secret to get stains out, Nicole said very boldy.
"So why is your ripped off then Mrs. Rizzato?" Dumbledore asked.
Nicole looked like she was thinking very hard," Give me a minute Ill think of something.."
All of a sudden Hermione screamed out, "Oh for the love of god we were having some fun!" And with that she picked up some mud and threw it into the Head Masters face.
Dumbledore slowly reached down and picked up some Mud of his own. He looked around looking everyone straight in the eyes. After about 30 seconds of no one moving a muscle he threw the great big ball of mud right into Snapes greasy hair.
A Hufflepuff 3rd year screamed," Mud FIGHT!!!" And with that, the school become a great big muddy mess. Dumbledore seemed to enjoy this the most with the twinkle in his eyes returning and smiling so bright someone threw Mud at his mouth.
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Everything slowly went back to normal. It took about 3 days for the House Elves to clean the Great Hall so everyone ate in there common rooms. Harry, Ron and Hermione were anxiously waiting for the clocks to hit Midnight so they could begin the "Hooker Helper Lessons"
At midnight they quietly walked under the Invisible Cloak and into McGonagal office. As they walked in there was there teacher, sitting in a chair, feet up on the desk, legs spread wide with no panties on (All 3 could clearly see from there angle) smoking some Whacky Tobaccy.
Ron seemed to be enjoying every minute of this.
"Well I think we should start with your look" she said skeptically looking her up and down. I think you'll need to close your legs a little first because I don' think that's Rons wand making a tent in his pants."
Everyones attention turned to Ron. One by one they all looked down.
"Yes, I think I should." McGonagal said slowly closing her legs and quickly winking in Rons direction mouthing, "Ill see you Later"
"This is from a Mans point of view but the gray hair is a real turn" Harry said not paying attention to the hurt look in her face.
"Yeah, I see what you mean even as a woman its turning me off" Hermione stated. "Lets change the color, What color would u like it?"
"Blue" she said calmly.
"Excuse me" Harry choked.
"Blue" she repeated
"If you say so." Hermione said skeptically. She slowly took out her wand and said
As dark as the ocean
As bright as the sea What the hell am I doing Just change it please
And with that McGonagal's hair turned a bright shade of sky blue.
After a few minutes everyone recovered from shock and moved on.
"Next comes your clothes. I say go with leather. Leather Mini Skirt and top"
Ron nodded his head furiously.
After about an hour of this McGonagal was finally done. She had Bright blue hair. Was wearing all leather. And had enough make up to scare shit out of anyone.
"Well.." Ron said quickly. "Every hooker has a Pimp, so who's your pimp?
The three turned there attention to her. " I thought it would have been obvious she said slowly.
"Pimp Daddy Dumbledore."
As the big wooden doors to the Great Hall opened everyones heart skipped a beat. They were all thinking," Who could it be" Finally the dark figure emerged from the door and there Dumbledore walked in.
"Hello students I'm home" Dumbledore yelled as he chuckled to himself with that twinkle in his eyes. Slowly he looked around. The twinkle in his eyes disappeared and all that showed was his age.
"What in Merlins ass happened here!?" He demanded.
Hermione stood up. Everyone turned there head to face her. "Dumbledore", she said. "It was so scarey! All of a sudden. it was so horrible! We all weren't prepared!!"
"Weren't ready for what?" Dumbledore demanded.
Hermione slowly turned towards Snape and pointed at him," He tried raping me!. Then Dean Thomas tried creating a mud ball to throw at him and he mixed up the spell making this muddy floor!"
Dumbledore looked intensely at her," Why is Prof. Sprout and Prof. Trawlenary wrestling in the mud then?
The two teachers looked up and stopped wrestling.
"Snape but a Confusion spell on them" Neville squeaked.
"Then explain this to me Mrs. Granger why are there two topless girls in the mud cat fighting?"
Everyone turned there head to the two 6th year Ravenclaw perfects still going at it. Both looked up.
"She um.. she um. Cho had a little stain in her shirt so I ripped it off and was washing it with a little mud. Family secret to get stains out, Nicole said very boldy.
"So why is your ripped off then Mrs. Rizzato?" Dumbledore asked.
Nicole looked like she was thinking very hard," Give me a minute Ill think of something.."
All of a sudden Hermione screamed out, "Oh for the love of god we were having some fun!" And with that she picked up some mud and threw it into the Head Masters face.
Dumbledore slowly reached down and picked up some Mud of his own. He looked around looking everyone straight in the eyes. After about 30 seconds of no one moving a muscle he threw the great big ball of mud right into Snapes greasy hair.
A Hufflepuff 3rd year screamed," Mud FIGHT!!!" And with that, the school become a great big muddy mess. Dumbledore seemed to enjoy this the most with the twinkle in his eyes returning and smiling so bright someone threw Mud at his mouth.
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Everything slowly went back to normal. It took about 3 days for the House Elves to clean the Great Hall so everyone ate in there common rooms. Harry, Ron and Hermione were anxiously waiting for the clocks to hit Midnight so they could begin the "Hooker Helper Lessons"
At midnight they quietly walked under the Invisible Cloak and into McGonagal office. As they walked in there was there teacher, sitting in a chair, feet up on the desk, legs spread wide with no panties on (All 3 could clearly see from there angle) smoking some Whacky Tobaccy.
Ron seemed to be enjoying every minute of this.
"Well I think we should start with your look" she said skeptically looking her up and down. I think you'll need to close your legs a little first because I don' think that's Rons wand making a tent in his pants."
Everyones attention turned to Ron. One by one they all looked down.
"Yes, I think I should." McGonagal said slowly closing her legs and quickly winking in Rons direction mouthing, "Ill see you Later"
"This is from a Mans point of view but the gray hair is a real turn" Harry said not paying attention to the hurt look in her face.
"Yeah, I see what you mean even as a woman its turning me off" Hermione stated. "Lets change the color, What color would u like it?"
"Blue" she said calmly.
"Excuse me" Harry choked.
"Blue" she repeated
"If you say so." Hermione said skeptically. She slowly took out her wand and said
As dark as the ocean
As bright as the sea What the hell am I doing Just change it please
And with that McGonagal's hair turned a bright shade of sky blue.
After a few minutes everyone recovered from shock and moved on.
"Next comes your clothes. I say go with leather. Leather Mini Skirt and top"
Ron nodded his head furiously.
After about an hour of this McGonagal was finally done. She had Bright blue hair. Was wearing all leather. And had enough make up to scare shit out of anyone.
"Well.." Ron said quickly. "Every hooker has a Pimp, so who's your pimp?
The three turned there attention to her. " I thought it would have been obvious she said slowly.
"Pimp Daddy Dumbledore."